Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

Alright, so to get it out of the way. I am a D cup, and I sag. Not a lot, but enough that if I lie on my back I end up looking flat chested enough to be a guy. Apart from where the boob sinks into my armpits of course. And the lack of guy bits.

Because I don't want this take to be too long though, I'm going to focus on the big and the small breasted. If you guys want, I can make another for the saggy and perky.

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

So first off. The disadvantages to having big tits.

(There are so many things I could put here.)

  1. Stairs. As mentioned in the illustration above.
  2. Back pain.
  3. Finding a top that is the right size to compliment your figure, or at least look decent, that your boobs don't spill out of or just tear.
  4. Bigger the boob the bigger the bra. Bigger the bra the harder it is to find. (and more expensive it is)
  5. Running is a horror to behold. Why do the P.E teachers in school never get this?
  6. When they're growing... they either grow faster and hurt more than small boobs, or grow slower so take longer and everyone is sick of your whingeing by the time they stop.
  7. Bra's in your size are never pretty. Just beige. Everything's in beige.
  8. Oh god pregnancy... how much bigger are they going to get?
  9. Lying on your belly. That there is almost as much of a no go as running.
  10. 'You're so lucky. I wish my boobs were that big.'

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

So, the advantages to big boobs.

  1. As illustrated above. Personal radiators! Always a warm place for your hands.
  2. You... float easier? I s'pose...
  3. Built in pillow for your partner or child.
  4. Boom. Want a man/woman? Put those babies on display!
  5. Hey, guess what? Big boobs are a sign of good fertility! That's good news for you chikas wanting kids right?
  6. There are some outfits you can pull off better than anyone else.
  7. 'Sweetie, where'd you put the remote?' Built in storage.
  8. Your guy/girl will likely love them.
  9. Free shit!
  10. I'm a real woman with these babies! (supposedly, anyway)

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

The disadvantages for small boobs.

  1. It's so hard to find bras that make you look bigger.
  2. Sports bras. I swear I'm not a guy with long hair.
  3. As illustrated above. Locker rooms (change rooms).
  4. You aren't as young as everyone thinks you are. That ID is starting to look worn.
  5. When the guys have bigger boobs than you.
  6. You feel less like a woman.
  7. Why don't guys/girls look at me?
  8. The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
  9. Your younger sister has outgrown your hand me downs.
  10. You don't want your date to see the padding you wore to impress them.

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

The advantages!

  1. You can lie on your stomach without pain!
  2. No stretch in the tee designs only makes the design look better.
  3. Get away with buying the childrens movie ticket. So much cheaper.
  4. Limbo. Boobs aren't going to get in the way.
  5. No bra. Nuff said.
  6. No back pain!
  7. No bounce!
  8. Low neck line, no problem.
  9. Pretty bras!
  10. Smaller the boob, the more pleasure you feel.

If I didn't mention something please add it int he comments. Otherwise enjoy ^-^ and let me know if you want another with the pros and cons for saggy and perky boobs.

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  • This is so fucking true! I'm a D & DD and i can't run, i can't really find cute bras or tops to flaunt my figure, and omg i hate when they sit on my stomach! Plus i love laying on my stomach so its hard. But they're comfy pillows for my dogs and I use them to flirt so it's a win win situation for me lol.

  • Love them all. All I have to say

  • I dont feel its all true. I've been at both ends from a B cup to a D cup. I have to say the only disadvantages i had with big boobs were the weight I had. I could slap myself in the face if i went running. With a B cup it was more comfortable and was able to move around a lot better. Both are good to have depending. on your lifestyle. I have four kids so its not really a sign of fertility when you have big boobs maybe horomones but i was normally a b cup and was fertlile myrtle lol

    • The fertility thing I found on some random website with different advantages for big boobs when I started running out of ideas. (Which happened all through the take which is why I'm getting yelled at about the small boobs cons and pros) Why can't takes have an update option like questions so I can clear the air and stop getting yelled at?

    • I understand. I don't know why they don't. But just to be clear, I'm not yelling at you, just stating both ends. Its kinda weird ranging from a small cup to big one but there's disadvantages to each :-)

  • For the small boobs one: if you look 12 without big boobs, its not your lack of boobage that makes you look 12! Lol.

    and the "why won't girls/guys look at me" one was annoying to me as a small breasted person, cause I still get asked out/approached without huge boobs.

    The rest of that list was accurate from my point of view.

  • I can relate these.!

  • This was really interesting. I've always had a question about what girls with bigger breasts deal with when it comes to buying tops -- specifically something like a blouse that button all the way up the front. Do those things come in sizes that allows for the size of your bust line? I mean, let's say there are two girls that wear the same size top but one girl has big breasts and the other has small breasts. Does the girl with big breasts get some kind of different size that has room for her bust line? Is the blouse made specially with extra material to allow for the breasts? I've always wondered how that works. LOL

    • In my experience, it usually doesn't work, 'cause they don't size shirts by bust size. I've found a grand total of three button-down shirts that fit properly and without gapping since I started high school, although not for lack of looking.

    • @Silamy Okay, thanks for answering my question. For some reason I've just pondered this question. lol

    • honestly I stay away from shirts thst button up, I have to wear one everyday for work and it sometimes gaps, sometimes the button comes loose.

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  • 100% spot on! I'm a 36FF naturally. They are way to big for me. My ex used to love it, it gets pretty irritating when all guys notice you for is your boobs! :(

    • Wwo wtha't s awesome you have a nice face too though so i doubt it just your boobs

    • Haha no I don't like them /: they're horrible for selecting shirts

    • @Ninja97 is that in European? I heard another girl say FF in Europe is not the same as in America.

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  • i just love my boobies as they are<3

    • And what size might yours be?

    • @Inman_97 ; that's private info

    • Nice zombie boobs by the way

  • I lovs this! I have DDDs so I know all about the pros and cons of big boobs. I'm also jealous of the pros dor. small boobs. Especially the tshirt design thing. I'm an avid graphic tshirt wearer. And it's so annoying when I find a new tshirt with an awesome design and then my boobs just distort the phuck out of it! Lol I started getting guy tshirt just because they die a little better in that area.

    This was a great read!

  • Stairs are the God-dang truth.

  • I like small breasts but I'm much more into a woman's ass

  • Wow I didn't know smaller boobs feel more, good to know

  • I don't agree with a lot of the "advantages" and "disadvantages" especially for small breasted girls, but the pictures are cute.

  • My girl is a 44 ddd she's by far the largest I've been with she was showing the bras she ordered to wear for me and I almost choked at the price... $60 for a single bra.. wtf

    • Where is she getting her bras from? Because holy wow, I would not even own bras if all of mine cost that. (although my step mum did buy me two bras that were over a hundred bucks each. I then proceeded to never wear them. But she's rich. I'm allowed to do that.) Is there a Cotton On where you are? She can get pretty good lingerie, sexy and supportive, from Cotton On Body for a fraction of that price. If you don't have one in your area, there might be a site in your domain. Should be. Good luck! (also I feel sorry for her having to lug all that weight around all day every day.)

    • Lane Bryant

    • To be honest when I first met her I never noticed her boobs and it was not until she showed me a bra she looking at getting and asking if I liked it or not did I see the size and price.

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  • i love my boobs.. i think they are perfect... :)

  • As a charter member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, I resent you labelling our fine organization as a 'con' of small boobs!

    • I'm not saying having small boobs is a bad thing, I'm saying that personally I find the term Itty Bitty Titty Committee to be derogative. I don't like it, and I know friends of mine who have small boobs are offended by its existence. That's why it's a con.

  • Pretty good take, seems kind of unfair that we men get all the benefits of them without the downsides lol. But I'm sure that's a two way street in some areas.

  • PLEASE TALK ABOUT SAGGY AND PERKY
    I NEED YOU TO PLEASE ;_;

    • haha mine are tiny and perky. How can teenagers sag anyway?

    • @calliejoy genetics and weight of breasts make them sag._.

    • @callejoy That is actually pretty common, don't be a bitch.

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  • Good take but not all guys only love perky big breasts.

    • True dat. I don't think I ever did say they do they.

    • *though.

    • I heard enough mature men say they accept whatever the girl offers.

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  • Great take. Girls shouldn't worry for a guys approval on there body's. Boobs are boobs, All boob size are sexy. Besides a guy will like you for what's on the inside not the iourside, and guys will like you for your personality not your body.

    • Hallelujah (almost spelled that correctly. So close. One letter. Two.)

    • Is that a good thing or bad?

    • Good thing. It's like when people say preach it, but I'm not religious so I avoid using that phrase. I am in total agreeance with you.

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