Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

Alright, so to get it out of the way. I am a D cup, and I sag. Not a lot, but enough that if I lie on my back I end up looking flat chested enough to be a guy. Apart from where the boob sinks into my armpits of course. And the lack of guy bits.

Because I don't want this take to be too long though, I'm going to focus on the big and the small breasted. If you guys want, I can make another for the saggy and perky.

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

So first off. The disadvantages to having big tits.

(There are so many things I could put here.)

  1. Stairs. As mentioned in the illustration above.
  2. Back pain.
  3. Finding a top that is the right size to compliment your figure, or at least look decent, that your boobs don't spill out of or just tear.
  4. Bigger the boob the bigger the bra. Bigger the bra the harder it is to find. (and more expensive it is)
  5. Running is a horror to behold. Why do the P.E teachers in school never get this?
  6. When they're growing... they either grow faster and hurt more than small boobs, or grow slower so take longer and everyone is sick of your whingeing by the time they stop.
  7. Bra's in your size are never pretty. Just beige. Everything's in beige.
  8. Oh god pregnancy... how much bigger are they going to get?
  9. Lying on your belly. That there is almost as much of a no go as running.
  10. 'You're so lucky. I wish my boobs were that big.'

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

So, the advantages to big boobs.

  1. As illustrated above. Personal radiators! Always a warm place for your hands.
  2. You... float easier? I s'pose...
  3. Built in pillow for your partner or child.
  4. Boom. Want a man/woman? Put those babies on display!
  5. Hey, guess what? Big boobs are a sign of good fertility! That's good news for you chikas wanting kids right?
  6. There are some outfits you can pull off better than anyone else.
  7. 'Sweetie, where'd you put the remote?' Built in storage.
  8. Your guy/girl will likely love them.
  9. Free shit!
  10. I'm a real woman with these babies! (supposedly, anyway)

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

The disadvantages for small boobs.

  1. It's so hard to find bras that make you look bigger.
  2. Sports bras. I swear I'm not a guy with long hair.
  3. As illustrated above. Locker rooms (change rooms).
  4. You aren't as young as everyone thinks you are. That ID is starting to look worn.
  5. When the guys have bigger boobs than you.
  6. You feel less like a woman.
  7. Why don't guys/girls look at me?
  8. The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
  9. Your younger sister has outgrown your hand me downs.
  10. You don't want your date to see the padding you wore to impress them.

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

The advantages!

  1. You can lie on your stomach without pain!
  2. No stretch in the tee designs only makes the design look better.
  3. Get away with buying the childrens movie ticket. So much cheaper.
  4. Limbo. Boobs aren't going to get in the way.
  5. No bra. Nuff said.
  6. No back pain!
  7. No bounce!
  8. Low neck line, no problem.
  9. Pretty bras!
  10. Smaller the boob, the more pleasure you feel.

If I didn't mention something please add it int he comments. Otherwise enjoy ^-^ and let me know if you want another with the pros and cons for saggy and perky boobs.

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  • Implants are not worth it. watch this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqXlcCueb4
  • I reckon I'm a strange guy, cause while I like big boobs, I'm more attracted to medium to small ones more so, but I ain't picky. XD

  • I wear a 32DD, and it's so hard lol. My boyfriend loves my boobs though. I'm sad because I want a pretty Victoria secret bra.

    But thank you. Who cares how big your tits are? They're all beautiful in their own ways.

  • I'm in the middle of these two

  • You forgot the boob sweet it's gross!! It's a disadvantage!

  • I like the B and C cups

  • This is really a nice take big or small there is some problems and advantages that is why in my opinion being natural is a good option😊
    I love this take.

  • Amen about the busty women

  • Aww you forgot about man boobs

  • Hate having small why can't they grow already if they won't when I'm 18 I'm getting implants to make them bigger

    • You don't have to go to implants. A natural herb called Pueraria Mirifica is bio-identical to estrogen, and without side effects will literally grow your cup size usually by two sizes. No joke. You can google it if you don't believe me.

    • Some cosmetic products and herbal supplements claim various health benefits of the extracts of Pueraria mirifica including increasing appetite, enlarging breasts,[3] improving hair growth, and other rejuvenating effects. There is no scientific evidence to support any of these claims.[4] I'll give it a try nothing to lose

    • @librapisces66 that remedy assumes that small breasts are due to a lack of estrogen, which may be true in some cases, but most small breasted women are small due to genetics. My hormone levels are absolutely fine but I'm still a B cup. It's genetics at work. Secondly, these herbs that are "bio-identical" to estrogen cannot actually be converted to estrogen by the human body. It must be first converted in a lab, so it's a scam. Thirdly, increasing your bodys estrogen/messing with hormones is VERY unwise.

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  • Do one for saggy. Please.

  • Everything has its advantages and disadvantages..

  • Big, small, perky or saggy be proud of what you have!

  • Women with big boobs should never take up running , it would be like fighting Ali and Joe Frazier at the same time.

  • How is big boob related to pregnancy?

    • When a woman's milk comes in her boobs get larger. After pregnancy, and after the child has been weened, a woman's boobs return to a smaller size.

  • I like them big , more sexy

  • The girl I like has small boobs. They are cute but big tits are nicer

  • This is awesome! Thanks for sharing!

  • real tits "sag" I wouldn't call it that though fake boobs still poke out when she's on her back Real ones are great I am certain this isn't your concern however that is my 2 cents.

  • Ladies, Love your boobs no matter what and don't change it to please anybody but yourself!
    Looking forward for your next take😊😊

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