BOYS! How NOT to message on this site! (Aimed at Horndogs)

[Anonymous]

I seem to get surrounded by a dudes who are just wanting jerk-off material. There's porn for that.

This take is more a rant with a few tips, rather than anything decent.

SO, some on here are decent guys- this isn't aimed at you! I've had perfectly civil dudes slide into my DM and disappear again. Most want help on questions or further detail etc. So that's fine.

Anyway, here's some tips for weirdos;

1) ASKING TO DM ON A SEXUAL QUESTION MAKES ANYONE BELIEVE YOU HAVE SEXUAL INTENTIONS. -Why is that even debated?!!

2) This is an ANONYMOUS site. I have an ANONYMOUS account. No people pictures. So how can someone pop in DM's like "My god you make me so horny you're beautiful!"

I COULD LOOK LIKE A TROLL. AND NOT THE DREAMWORKS KIND. So is that now the hot stuff boys want to jerk to? Really?

3) CUT THE BULL. If you're going to be creepy, just start with that, horndog. Don't try to get to know me. None of the pre-conversation crap nobody is interested in. Start with your horniness so I can block you easier. Saves time and energy.

4) This blows all the other tips out of the water. GO DM A SLUT. Nothing on my page screams "Hey weirdos, come tell me your horny and send a dick pic so I can make fun of it!" So go find some person who has time for that crap.

5) "Let's be friends" No, let's pretend you're a biohazard and get the frick away from me.

A serious note to the non weirdos, try and be upfront with what you want straight away, and good luck! This site has made me weary of everyone popping into my DM's.

#Horndogs #JustDon'tDM