Now that it's 2023, I would like to meet a guy. But I learned on this site that a high body count is really bad, and no man would want you. They only want virgins. So I found a site online that can make you a "born-again-virgin". Heck, I never even knew this was possible. It's kind of pricey, it's like 20 bucks. But don't you think this would solve a lot of problems in the dating world?
Has anyone else paid to become a virgin, again? Like I said, it's pricey, but I could wipe the slate clean.
It was hard reading this with a straight face.
I would not be a murderer if I bought a Never Murdered certificate. But my victim would still be buried somwhere a few feet deep.
The MHO is yours. Did you read some of the stupid replies? lol It drives me crazy when people talk about "carbon credits." So Leonardo DiCaprio flies on private jets, but lectures you on your carbon footprint. I guarantee you 100%, that if you questioned that on this site, idiots would fire back at you about carbon offsets. lol Trust me on this, because I've asked the question here. The freaks will tell you to dry your clothes on a clothesline, but tell you that it's OK for Leonardo DiCaprio to fly on a private jet. So this would be a fun question to ask on here... "I understand the concept of carbon credits, but why don't they sell rape and murder credits?"
I hope they don't take my answer the wrong way. But I am trying to paint how ludicrous the certificate concept is. It won't undo your past actions. And any smart man will probably laugh at you for having one. And any dumb man? Have fun having such a partner to live with.
Don't worry about your reply. Most people on here can't even read the entire question, let alone the important description that explains it. The chances of anyone reading your reply is very low.
🤣🤣🤣 I absolutely love this. You are a treasure.
Thank you very much. I was just bored. lol
Some of the funniest things come from boredom. Either way I definitely enjoyed it.
Thank you for that.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I can’t say this enough, body count is stupid. It’s no one’s business but you’re own. We place too much emphasis on crap like body count. It’s just another way to for people to ridicule and make themselves feel better. By comparing you own body count to someone else’s count will either make you feel bad or good about yourself. And it’s hypocritical and sexist in when compared to men. Thinking a man is more manly if he has a higher body count where as a if a woman has a high body count it’s bad.
Body count is insignificant. It’s so superficial. It just goes to show the inequality between men and women. If a woman enjoys sex and expresses that it’s bad but if a man does it’s considered normal. I say screw the social inequalities and just love yourself instead of feeling bad for judging yourself by some outdated sexist standards.
High number of partners = not able to pair bond or have a successful long term relationship for both women and men. Statistics PROVE that is the case. Promiscuous people are not good partners for an exclusive LTR. Promiscuous people are immoral and they are angry because once they made those bad choices, they will NEVER be a high quality partner ever again their whole lives.
@HighValue statistics are just statistics. They don’t prove anything because they are statistics. Statistics can only support a theory not prove. Proof is achieved when the same result is achieved every time. For example combining hydrogen and oxygen will always result in water. Whereas a statistic describes a possible outcome like flipping a coin will result in 50% heads and 50% tails. A statistic is a percentage.
@HighValue in addition promiscuity isn’t the same as body count. By definition promiscuous mean casual sex whereas body count has no causal inferences. Just for your information a person can have a high body count and not be promiscuous. I’m sure your judgmental comments are directed and intended to make others feel bad and yourself to feel better for a pathetic life. You obvious think you higher moral than others just to make yourself feel better for a failed life. Please take your self important inflated ego and get a life.
To answer your bucket question, two buckets... since you said you had one bucket with 3 gallons and one bucket with 2 gallons, the gallons do not matter, since you want to know how many buckets you have.
As for Virginity, no way to get it back, beyond getting forever amnesty and being like starting life over, if you remember none of it... it is kind of like being a virgin again, I'd assume anyways.
Please don't spend your money, it's easier to just lie and tell them you haven't been with that many people. I honestly don't think body counts should come up in dating anyway, it's just a way to make you or your partner feel lesser because they're comparing themselves to your exes. But if they care about body count and you want to care about that person, just lie. It's not like there's a physical tell that you've had a lot of sex unless you bed someone and then go on a date the next day.
Just lie. I lost my virginity at least a dozen times. Guys won't know.
They can't even figure out this is a joke, so you might be right.
... wait, this isn't a joke? Crap.
@SnowedIn Not everyone is as smart as you. Earlier I wanted to post a joke about a cowboy in heaven, but I didn't. I was afraid of how many idiots would say there is or isn't a heaven. lol. If you're still awake, I'll post it.
umm... i don't know how reliable this website is and for all the guys who care about your body count, i'm not sure they'll believe the whole 'born again virgin' thing? i mean MAYBE but i'm not too sure
and take what you read on here with a pinch of salt, i think most are quite right leaning/conservative, not all guys care about body count - if this is really important to you, then go for it and stay celibate whilst you're trying to find the one
🤣🤣🤣 Those are great. And totally legit with a seal and everything.
Too bad they are so expensive. A girl could get a stack of them, hand them to guys to make them horny, and then let them keep the certificate as a souvenir of having fucked a real, live virgin (I. e., "quality" woman). 🤣
She could give one to every guy she enticed. And what guy wouldn't belief that it was the certified truth? And just think of how happy and proud you will make those morons... I mean, guys.
Wow, a smart human on GAG. How did they let you on here? lol You're supposed to tell me that these certificates aren't real. :) I posted two updates, and they still can't find their ass with both hands.
Lmao if you presented that to me I’d probably date you because I had a great laugh lol
That was my goal. Laughter is a good thing.
Lol I love it
Fellers, is it true that when it comes to being crazy, the women's scale isn't 1-10, but 4-10? ↗
Please watch this and try not to pee laughing. (laughter is what it's all about)
Revv... a body count is personal and only a number. Our pasts are our pasts
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Lol.
BC is bullshit, and ignore those assholes who ever mention it.
It's only valid if a certified pedophile signs it, fyi.
Then why didn't you see this as a joke?
I can spot a fake certificates a mile off... just as I can spot high body count a mile off. Guys, whatever you do, if you ever see one of these certificates, make sure you hold it up to the light.
Man, if you're listening to incels on this page who probably never even spoke to a woman before... you should work on yourself, your confidence and self awareness way more before going out an dating smh
If, after buying this transformation, you regret it, I can help you out. I am qualified to modify your body count…but only in the one direction.
LOL.
LOL. Most guys wouldn’t take it seriously.
It’s obvious that nobody is perfect and some people probably even lie and say they’re a virgin and they’re not. Like they do on this website but you look at their questions or if their account is private…. Remember them asking questions and answering and commenting about stuff they done….. So they’re lying somewhere.
You need to repent and get right with God. Then you might find a good man. But as long as you’re just sleeping around. It’s just gonna be the man whores who want you.
Ha ha.
I bet some of the low quality past 30 promiscuous women in the comments wish that were true.
Guys care about you as a person, your body count is generally not that important.
sure, they guys wanting only virgins probably have a very high body count themselves, but god forbid that a women can go out and enjoy herself like a guy does.
Just be yourself, do what makes you happy, and if someone has an issue with that it is their loss, not yours.
Hypocrites!
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As long as you don’t have a huge reputation of being easy then your body count doesn’t really matter just as long as you have morals and didn’t just sleep with a bunch of random guys and contracted STD’s , you should be ok , As long as you stay loyal and faithful to your partner is all that really matters your past is your past save your money on that virgin certificate lol Now if there are acquaintances you know that spread drama about you and they tell everyone your a whore then you might have some issues with keeping a guy all on all people get worried about body count because they think that you can’t be trusted , meaning if you went out somewhere and ran into a hot guy that was hitting on you , you wouldn’t hesitate to let him fuck your brains out so that’s why having a bad reputation destroys your chances of being with someone that wants a serious relationship , if you are easy , you are easy to cheat basically , if your meet a guy that you really like and want to have a relationship with him you are best to not really talk about your past experiences with other guys , Most guys are very territorial when they fall for a girl that they really like and want to be with , they don’t want to picture her getting smashed by other guys , if he does then he is a sick fuck lol So again it comes down you your morals and how loyal and trusting you are to your partner when push comes to shove
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