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Guys, Can you make your load reach the ceiling?

Sure it sounds... nutty. Because I’m sure you’re not looking to ruin your home and crap but I kinda like when a guy doesn't give a fck and is like “fck it. Lets fck it up”. Like yea!! Give a nut, not a fck lol. 💪😂 I’ll never get over how impressed I was with my first boyfriend when we sat on the porch and he was teaching me how to jerk him off. The idiot didn’t give a warning as to when he’d bust, but I saw the vein in his thang moving so something told me to step back. Lmao. He shot and that bit hit the ceiling. I just remember my mouth dropping open in shock. He laughed and I was like get the hose and clean it off before my mom sees. Yea, that never happened, but somehow she never saw either 😂 It was smooth watching it drip down. So yea, can you shoot that high up? (If not higher...)

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  • I actually can, pretty easily.

    I've always had really, really powerful shots. That's one reason why I typically jack off in the shower. I got tired of cleaning it off the walls and ceiling. I've tried using towels to catch it, but I shoot so hard, it just splatters everywhere.

    Most of my exes loved watching me jack off, specifically because they thought the sight of my shooting so far was really hot, and I was more than happy to oblige. I also learned the hard way that giving a girl a facial is not a good idea.

    • Yes fireworks is certainly hot!!

    • You should start an onlyfans

  • I be hit the ceiling but I have shot it far about 8 ft. I was in the park getting my dick sucked during the daytime!. Super freaky. Super erotic. I shot hard and long. The chick dodged it like the matrix.

    • Thats soooo hot but also so funny how she dodged it with the lean back 😂😂😂😂

    • Yeah her reflex was crazy in that moment

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  • Being able to shoot one's load up to the ceiling sounds pretty excessive to be honest, but that at least depends on how high one's ceiling is. Personally for me, the ceilings in my house are pretty high (couple meters) and the ability to shoot one's load a couple of meters certainly doesn't seem possible. Having their ejaculate travel a couple of feet during orgasm is normal for most guys. Unless their ceiling is really low or are at the top of a bunk bed, I just don't see how it might be physically possible.

    • Its certainly possible

  • I honestly have seen guys in porn shoot far, and always thought it was fake. I mean, I am 7 inches, and I can barely shoot past her belly button, and I am already more than half there on length alone. Girl was giving me head once and right when I orgasm, she pulled it out and I got some in my eye, but that was farthest by far... like maybe two feet. Not got anywhere close by far ever since.

    Then you see these guys that shoot these massive loads, I always thought they must be on some type of pills or something or its fake just for porn. I don't put a quarter of the amount of sperm you see these guys doing in porn.

    But my junk always works, without fail... and I have two kids, so I am doing something right! :-) ;-)

    • He was 8 something inches so maybe he was halfway there too but I don't know he always shot for. I had a ex who was short and he could shoot far too. Not straight up but across the room. I just love watchin the fireworks haha

    • Yeah, I love my junk to death... but I wish I knew what it felt like to be able to do that. Like does it change the intensity of the orgasm for men? I mean I still get off and it feels great, but does being able to do that make it even better? I will never know. My ex-wife could explode like a fountain, and she would completely lost control, and almost concussions. Kicking and squirming with eyes rolled back into her head... like watching an exorcism. I was always so jealous! lol

    • Lmao i did some shit like her before 🤣😂 it takes all the energy out of you

  • During covid I was so bored that filmed myself from the side while jerking off to see how far I would get (I was also trying to see if I had any control on the intensity, I love studying those sort of things 😂)

    But I never got that high tbh. I think about a meter is the highest I got. Probably cause it's too heavy. Now, horizontally has more reach for sure!

    • You have to do it without thinking about it lol

  • Damn! Lol! I’ve always wished I could shoot that far. And I have for sure gotten close. I could probably if I was with a girl that wanted to make me do it. Most of the time I’m not really thinking about how far I’m shooting though.

    • I dont think anyone aims to shoot for. He sure didn't 😂 it just happened

    • Lol! I mean I guess that is true…😂😂

  • A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

    • Hahaha

  • Not a chance! What a great story though.

    • there's always time haha

    • Don't think I'll ever shoot that far... 😂

  • lmfao... I can't say I've ever tried

    • there's always time... lol

    • lmao... is that a dare? the lowest point of my ceilings are at least 12 feet

    • I dizzy double desi dare you 😝🙌 :p

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  • Jesus. I have heard stories about shit like that, but no. My loads have never shot to the ceiling. I shoot, but not that hard. Furthest I shot cleared the bed, but even then that is a rarity.

    • Still hot tho 😂

  • Nope, even when I was younger, that wouldn't happen. Best I've ever done (I was much younger and she was giving me a sloppy BJ and hand job) is hitting my neck. She was amazed I came so hard and forceful.

    If you look carefully, a lot of the super strong cums in porn are fake... white liquid shot out of a tube hidden behind the penis.

    • Yea but im referring to the guys I've seen in person. Not someone in porn

  • Only the bedboard.

    • Thats nice too

    • Once when I made a delivery, I left a ribbon up my chest and got a drop in my eye. Burned.

    • Oh gawsh 😂

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