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Can you pass the penis wall test?

Men are obsessed with measuring their dicks but all top often it's done wrong or exaggerated and lets be honest what people really want to know is small, medium, large rather than 12.353cm
The penis wall test was devised to help guys see at a glance how they compare to other men in practical terms rather than arguing over millimetres.
Give it a go, you'll need a full erection for best results

1) Stand upright with feet together and toes touching wall
2) push erection down wards until it touches the wall

Penis does not touch wall=mini penis
Penis touches wall parallel to floor=small penis
Penis touches wall at a upright angle move to next stage (3)

3) bend forward keeping legs and head straight. Only bend at hips until head touches wall. Your hip will naturally move backwards.
4) push penis downward until it touches the wall.

Penis does not touch wall=average size penis
Penis touches wall parallel to floor= large penis
Penis touches wall at a upright angle= very large penis
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Superb Opinion

  • Ah, i see you must be an American, with this retarded unit method.🙃

    Just measure it

    And of course it matters to women, 100%. Even shit like zodiac signs, his name, pants he wore on Tuesday, what time he appraoched and stuff like that matters to them.

    7 inches or about 18cm in lenght.
    6.3 inches or about 160cm of girth in circumference is perfect for women.

    Lenght after 7 inches is hurtful for most.
    Girth is where it is at, those numbers are important.

    Of course, keep it healthy, clean and trimmed.

    • She's Welsh, but I agree. It's fucking retarded, especially since it's impossible to do without falling over

    • @KostasKouvalis In the first place, if I've got a major hard-on, pushing down that far might hurt it!! It's step 4 that I don't get!! You want me to bend like an L with my head against the wall and then point my dick at the floor until it touches the wall? My last name's not Escher or Dali!!

Most Helpful Guy

  • I'm not! I doubt I've measured mine more than 3 times in the past 40-some years!
    I don't understand steps 3 and 4. My head's against the wall but when I push my dick down towards the floor, it's touching the wall, too? How is that possibly unless my dick is several feet long?

    • Yeah. The second part confused the hell out of me

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I passed without a problem thanks to my small feet. 😉

  • Dude, I have such tiny ass feet my balls may as well touch the wall.

  • Instructions unclear! Dick stuck in toaster! Send help!

  • Seems like a flawed test full of variables, and a lot of effort to see how it goes, plus I chicks would give me a dumb look if I explained that my penis passes the wall test.

  • Life is good & when my antenna on my radio was up I remembered your post & before my toes could even touch the wall something else did. PASSED.

  • instructions unclear... now I'm stuck...

  • What is it when my penis punches a hole through the wall?

    • Oh fuck sake, just going to B&Q, back later... huff...

    • If your penis can make a fist youโ€™re measuring the wrong appendage.

    • @dustybiker Hey I don't call it clever dick for nothing 🤣

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  • This is crazy, you're a 🤡

  • I'm pretty sure most guys would pass this, you don't need a very big dick at all to do this, but maybe I'm out of touch with dick sizes

  • WTF. Your test broke my wall!

  • Damn! A lot of messing around to do that! Can't believe many guys will try it. BTY, Purple, where did you find this technique?

    • I just made it up

    • Well, damn, you went to a lot of trouble. A quicker way to do the same thing would be to have them 'walk into a wall" with a hard-on, and see if they 'break their nose!

  • lol, a good % of your posts are about penis size and I think you might have made this test up yourself!

    what does it mean if my erection just points forward but hardly pokes out past my hips?

  • I got to stage 2 and I have an average penis. Do I win a prize? How about a participation trophy?

  • Can you pass the penis wall test?

    You are correct in that guys of all ages seem to think they need 12" to be a man. They also watch porn that shows men selected for their ABNORMALY large penis. Rumor mill is another inaccurate way to get informed. Then guys seem to measure their penis in some improper ways such as measuring the foreskin and or from underneath. As seen above the proper way is to lay a ruler on top against the pubic bone and measure to the end of the glands.

  • Youโ€™re honestly a piece of sh! t, can most women pass the weight test lol nope!

  • I'd rather take the penis British Girl test:
    Bend her forward with her legs straight
    Push penis downward until it touches her vagina and insert penis.
    If it makes her sing God Bless America = good enough for government work.

  • OMG... I accidently punctured the wall...

  • Too funny... especially if I picture a guy with a big belly trying to do it... belly rubbing against the wall... he can't see below so he has to call someone in to let him know if his penis is near the wall lol...

    • Hey, I resemble that remark... lol

  • I guess I passed lol.

  • LMFAO now Iโ€™m interested in trying this

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