Can you taste the WOKE in M&Ms?

Question

The rainbow chocolates have just become more WOKE, with the slutty green one ditching her heterosexual fuckme boots for a pair of gender-neutral trainers. As you can see in the top photo she's linking blue but has eyes for yellow. But at the bottom, she's lost all interest.

Office trollop Brown M has slipped out of her high heels into sensible shoes and we all know what that means. Interesting that the brown one is the only one in a white-collar job, but hey ho that's the libs for you.

Strangely none of the male characters has noticeably changed gender. But as M&M teaches us we're all brown under our shells.

BUT are the new WOKE M&Ms easier to swallow? Do you feel more included? Are you going to teach your kids a valuable lesson about love and tolerance next time you gobble down a big packet?

Texaskid1 · Accepted Answer

Are you kidding me?

Everything here in the US has become some fucking woke that that last time I had some M&Ms I woke up with blue hair and two vaginas the next day.

I hate all this woke commie bullshit. I suspect that by the year 2040 about 90 % of the US population will be gender - neutral soulless eunuchs who wouldn't know how to cop a fuck for all the oil in Saudia Arabia. The few normal people left will have to hide out in the Rocky Mountains somewhere living off the grid like batshit crazy fucks.

Guy13 · Accepted Answer

Noooo. I’m looking at my glass small bottle of Peanut Butter M&M on my desk at this moment and they are Green ones. These are from 1/30, before month ends, purchase.  What has happened to green?

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

I only like the peanut ones.  Sadly, I don’t have woke tastebuds.

SaoirseS · Accepted Answer

You've outdone yourself. This is a masterpiece.

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

I still eat them either way.

dustybiker · Answer

Love it.

AviatorTom · Answer

Nah, I just taste the chocolate, and the crunchy outer coating.

exitseven · Answer

Yes, I suddenly got the urge to buy an electric car.

Phoenix98 · Answer

The travesty, the horror we're gonna have to burn down Hackettstown and right this horrible wrong.

Luopio27 · Answer

As a black man, I must say it is sexist and racist not to have any white eminems in the rap of either genders.

loveslongnails · Answer

I'm 100% certain that M&M's don't teach us a damn thing. LOL

BJP21 · Answer

Id like to see what they will do with Skittles. Tasting the Rainbow.

legalboxers · Answer

I rather taste the tears of triggered Fucker Carlson supporters and triggered neocunt Trump Tampons

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Shit and that's not even with the peanut or almond in 'em!

Surely · Answer

They looked happier in the early days. Just like in the real world!  What is the politically correct way to eat M&M’s now? I am sure that someone will tell us!