Childbirth VS Getting Hit In The Balls: Which Hurts More?

[Anonymous]

[AmandaYVR]

Carrying a child inside the body is 9 months, and childbirth last 9 hrs... or days. On duration, alone, childbirth wins. Not to mention tearing open the body to push out another human being, far larger than anything that's ever come out of a man.

This is the stupidest question.

[Asker]

Question might seem stupid but your opinion makes sense. Thank you for your opinion.

[xJeremyx]

Pain is subjective.

Men do not have Uteruses and vaginas.
Women do not have balls.

There is no way we can accurately compare and contrast the pain we feel when we get kicked in the nuts vs. during childbirth.

So there is no definite answer. Instead of trying to compare and prove one is more painful than the other, how about we just accept that both are painful and unpleasant in their own ways?

Case closed.

[jorfan3]

Compare time: 15min vs. 2 days

[xJeremyx]

Still subjective. The experience is not universal, so we cannot come to a conclusion.

[OlderAndWiser]

You can't really make this comparison unless you have had both experiences. Some guys have been hit in the balls and some girls have gone through childbirth, but nobody has had both experiences, so who would be in a position to make this comparison?

[msmissydc]

How can we ever truly compare this? You can't even simulate the pain for the other sex as there is no way to make it hurt the way it hurts because of missing anatomy.

[Guy13]

No idea.

[jorfan3]

Childbirth lasts for days sometimes dude.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

That’s not even a comparison… it is easily childbirth. Think of trying to push a baby out of your dick and then maybe you can start to get the comparison.

[Lionman95]

Childbirth since it takes way longer. Getting in the balls hurts but it takes only seconds while childbirth can take hours.

[slatyb]

Children takes a lot longer but probably is not as painful in the moment.

I had a kidney stone once (luckily only once, they tend to repeat) and the pain was immobilizing. It was not constant, I was able to work. Eventually it passed.

[Dargil]

But at the finale it may feel like having sex with a wine bottle.

[Phoenix98]

There's no actual way to properly compare this because we're both missing the appropriate anatomy to properly simulate the pain that we both feel.

Men can never genuinely know how childbirth feels.

Women can never genuinely know how getting kicked in the balls feels.

At the end of the day both hurt like hell end of story.

[artsy_dragon]

Childbirth 😐

[TheSpaceGnome]

Your mom.

[Sparkie460]

I don't know what it feels like but I think child birth is worse than getting hit in the balls.

[AngryCarl2]

I don't think we will ever know the answer since:

a) Pain is subjective

b) Some people have a higher pain threshold than others

c) Women don't have balls and men can't give birth.

d) Do you mean just a light tap in the balls or full force like kicking for goal?

[CubaPirate]

How TF can anyone really know

[Anonymous]

Hit in the balls