Crotchless boy briefs?

So last week I (F39) found a pair of my live in- dudes (M41) nylon boy shorts/briefs with an obvious cut out hole in the front assuming for his junk to poke out through... I asked why, he said it wasn't him. But I've seen at least 3 other pairs like this in the past 3 years with him that I end up just throwing away. I know he's addicted to porn & what guy isn't, I figured no big deal hanging out in the bathtub for 2-6 , hours every night. So I let it go. This week I found a pair of gym shorts in our hamper, with a perfect glory sized hole now cut out in the front crotch through the seam. He said it wasn't him, and the shorts are his nephews, he must've grabbed them from his mom's house by accident. Which makes no sense cause he hasn't been to his mom's nor does he ever wear gym shorts ever period. He also said, sometimes guys shorts will chaff and rip apart in the front from thighs rubbing or from washing so much.. this dude is slim and has no thighs... obviously he's lying and scheming.. like help me understand... so why would a dude do this, is it something gay, or for easy access for discreet sexual encounters or just sending diKPix? Have any of you done or seen this trend? In his head maybe it's attractive, and maybe it is since it hides the matching coin purse... I dunno. Help me understand because he obviously feels embarrassed and I don't want to shame him, but now that he's insisting I must be psychotic and making the holes myself so maybe I need to be admitted into a hospital is just making me distrust him all together. So asking for a beer or understanding to why the underwear gnomes keep coming out to cut his underwear.
Crotchless boy briefs?
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I understand dude boxers and choniez already have a slit cut intended for peeing through, but literally, I just now caught him with another cut through the seam of his cargo shorts now. Between the seam crossing up to the bottom of the zipper. And I'm a seamstress. Obviously I know what a ripped seam looks like and its not like he is urging me to help him fix it neither. He just gets offended now that I ask or point it out.
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  • Have you ever wondered how a guy pees? In Americanisms, pull down the zip of the pants, grovel inside to find dick. Solid mass of underwear between dick and the dunny. Easiest thing to do? Make a hole on the underwear.

    May not be the real reason, but most UK male underwear already has a hole!

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  • They can wear and split, not that I'd ever let a pair get to that stage before throwing them out, but that isn't where they tend to wear, it's normally right on the underside like where the perineum is, and looks to be right where the dick is. I have absolutely no idea what this is or why he'd be doing it.

  • I've never even heard of this before, but obviously he's using it to pull his dick through. And to do this to all of this pants/underwear means he has a serious compulsion to do this. And he's clearly embarrassed about it.

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  • Never seen anyone do that. He is obviously doing it to expose his dick for some reason. I don’t think you’ll ever get the real answer, from your story he appears to be covering up

  • Definitely not my thing, but I might wear a pair for a girl who really turned me on.

  • Glory holes toots

  • maybe for flashing, or taking dick pics, or even just masturbation addiction, is he big in size?

    • Ya. He's kinda big, not so much thick but long.

    • Maybe he likes to keep it out, too big to fit inside needs to hang out on the outside 😂

  • This is strange I have never done that and not sure what or why he would do this. Seems fishy.

  • Isn't it making his dick more accessible to you? You should be happy 😝

    • Sounds right, but considering I'm only finding them in the hamper. And out of 3 years. I've never seen him wearing gym shorts period... makes it questionable. Then No underwear under the cargo shorts during the day and getting offended aF when impounded it out is annoying to me more than it is turning me on. I even laid next to him and started playing with myself, & begged him to touch me and he refused, got out-of bed & got ready early for work instead. So, no... nope im Not happy at all.

    • If he is making his dick accessible, it obviously isn't for me.

    • so you suspect he is cheating on you?

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  • Not sure since it usually has a fly, why cut a hole

  • LOL, he wanted to get caught