Cum helps with depression?

[Anonymous]

My friend (who's a girl) and has suffered from depression for a while recently saw a holistic doctor who mentioned that semen has anti-depressant properties and recommended that she try consuming it. She wasn't sure how to go about it, and was a bit embarrassed, but she asked for my help. I obliged and have been helping her with weekly doses that I deliver in a cup. The doctor said it works best when delivered "fresh," or it can kept in the fridge for a day. Crazy thing is that she swears by it and says it's really helped. She has been on a bunch of different meds and nothing has ever worked for her until now. Has anyone ever heard of this?

[DonkeyDan]

Yes, its been long theorised that the properties of semen is a good anti depressant for women. There have been a few studies in this and all had the same outcome, that the introduction of semen into the female body regardless of if it was consumed or exposure via unprotected sex, it seems to have an antidepressant effect on women.

[SecretsofKB]

Must be fantasy sharing night on here...

[Anonymous]

I actually order it on Amazon. I have, Prime, so it's free shipping.

[UniquelyBasic]

Noice

[Opinion Owner]

@UniquelyBasic Yes, but their movies suck.

[UniquelyBasic]

Yeah that must suck not to have something good to watch with your order of cum

[Opinion Owner]

@UniquelyBasic Actually, if you spend $30 or more on Amazon, the shipping is free. So I was stupid to pay for the deluxe package, just to get free shipping. How hard is it to spend 30 bucks? I was in the grocery store the other day, and I saw that cow tongue was 15 bucks a pound. So just go on Amazon and buy one cow tongue and a jar of cum, and you won't have to pay any shipping.