Cumshot storys girls? guys? Funniest unexpected or craziest place you made him cum?

[skatekid]

One of my best ones was while getting a handy and told her i was gna cum on her tits then it over shot to her face.

[Anonymous]

I was having sex with a girl doggy style. She had her head down on the bed with just her ass up in the air. She wasn't on birth control so I pulled out intending to do it on her ass. I shot 3 or 4 big spurts that went over her ass on her lower back. It all ran down the crevice in the middle of her back like a little river and got in her hair. She was like "that is so nasty". I couldn't help but laugh. I said hey you told me to pull out.

[Dallsimo]

My girlfriend likes to make me cum outdoors.. she makes me shoot loads in parks, pools, balcony, etc.. ;-

[vonasaurus]

got it in my eye once. i was on the pill at the time, but the guy pulled out just as he came... and shot it right in my eye.

at first, i thought nothing of it. then, it started burning... when i went downstairs for a cold cloth to put on it, his roommate comes out and goes, "hey von, why is your eye all red?" i almost died from embarrassment... but no one ever found out!

[Elyzian]

Got it in my hair and eyes once... we were having sex without a condom and he pulled out just before he came, and went to put it in my mouth but wasn't quick enough so I got it in my eye and hair... god does it sting like a bitch in the eyes, my eye watered and stung for over an hour. He thought it was funny.

[skatekid]

Its deff a + if a girl laughs about it then get mad thats a turn off.. i always tell my gf its jus cum it wipes right ofd.. its not acid lol

[Elyzian]

I laughed about it too as I was saying "ow my eye, fuck it stings". We still laugh about it now and then today.

[Bloodfaith]

We were with a group at a nice restaurant... I had no idea but apparently he had been rock hard for most of dinner, so we were waiting for desert and I casually put my hand in his lap, I hardly touched it but he went right there and it was awkward yet hilarious.. because I didn't even mean to!

[skatekid]

Wow aha he must of been full of it he nutted in his pants lol?

[Bloodfaith]

haha yes! it was so funny when we had to walk to the car after desert because he had a wet spot :p

[skatekid]

Omg lol must of been pre ejac lol I've never had that i cum a lot tho I've got my face in accident once

[submissivegirl]

After I gave blowjob in a dark room in a party, he came over my face. Then someone switched on the lights and some guys saw my cum covered face.

[Jen94]

Up my nose. Try getting that out! He went to come in my mouth but obviously wasn't looking!! I don't think I will ever forget that sadly..

[Anonymous]

About 2 years ago my girlfriend was licking my balls and I didn't warn her that I was cumming so it got all over her hair and most of her hair was convered with it, she was really mad at me but now we just talk about it , and laugh

[Anonymous]

I had sex with this guy back in high school. He puts his dick in me and just holds it there. He doesn't move like he's concentrating real hard. I finally ask if he's ok and he whispers "fuck" and pulls back out shooting his cum on my stomach. Apparently I was his first white girl and he was so excited, one thrust made him cum. It was so funny.

[Anonymous]

I got jizzed in my eye by accident... It felt like my eye was on fire!!

[skatekid]

Omg aha i know the feeling believe it or not it does suck

[Opinion Owner]

HAHAHAHA good I'm not the only one