Day 1 - #NoNutNovember

[Anonymous]

No Nut Date 11/1/2021.

Out of honor and respect for my gender, I have decided to chronicle my month of no nutting. It was purely by chance that I have not nutted today. I merely forgot to nut this morning. A nice Russian girl helped me last night. Oh, wait, no, that was night before. Why did I not nut yesterday? Now I can't remember.

Needless to say, it's not as high on my list of priorities as you might think. In this world where it feels like every time you read the news, there is a man there being embarrassed, or called crazy or stupid or being accused of harassment, my priority is to find something I love about myself.

So today, No Nut #1, I will tell you one thing I love about being a man. Baby powder. Yes, I love the smell of baby powder on my balls after I dry them off in the shower. Yes, world, my balls smell like newborn babies.