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I believe the Russians may have done something to my nuts. They feel lighter this morning, like a wet sponge that has been squeezed. I have less energy and my voice is not as deep.
Is it possible they hacked into my limbic system and drained my balls? What is one of those Russian models they parade around on the Internet to make everyone think they have the most beautiful women in the world?
Perhaps my laptop powered on while I was asleep and a beautiful Russian girl mouthed subliminal messages with her sumptuous lips.
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0 1Those Russians are always doing something to my nuts, too.