Dear 'Nice Guys'

Dear 'Nice Guys',

I hate to break it to you but being a nice guy with a sense of integrity isn't enough to get you laid. Just like being a fat chick with a great personality isn't either. Well, that's not strictly true. As a fat chick with a sparkling personality I can confirm there are no omega females. (I'm sure if I had a conscience I would feel suitably guilty for the privilege of your dicks.). But your gender has no standards. One of the many differences between us is that we would rather not get laid than fuck a fugly person whereas you would rather fuck a fugly person than not get laid. However, I'm sure if you put me next to a supermodel with a vapid personality I would magically turn invisible. Just like if I put you next to Tom Cruise or even Donald Trump.

So are we all terribly evil and shallow? As Schopenhauer beautifully explicates, although we can choose to follow our desires we do not choose what we desire. I'm sure you cannot stop being attracted to big tits anymore than I can stop being attracted to bulging muscles. I do not think we can be morally culpable for that which we do not choose. So are we all trapped in a Matrix of our biology and if so what shall we do?

Well I suppose I could post pictures of myself in my underwear holding the slogan 'real men like curves'. You could write whole blogs dedicated to bitching about how women fuck psychopaths, are morally inferior and should be denied sexual autonomy. Oh wait, I think that's already been done. Well I suppose we could all stop feeling sexually entitled to the top 20% of our species, collectively lower our standards and start fucking each other. Nah, just kidding. I don't want to fuck the jaded nice guys of the internet anymore than you want to fuck the SIFs. So what's left? We could put down the donuts step away from the wifi and hit the gym. I would say I'll see you down there but I'm sure you wouldn't notice me.

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  • Oh boy it's one of these again...

  • Sorry darling but I'm much taller than Cruise and have better hair than Trumpy. Nice try ;)

  • Very interesting comparison.

  • Nice Take! Real men do like curves!

  • some guys are nice because they think it will get them laid, and some guys are nice because a horrible traumatic childhood deprived them of their sense of self worth, so they were never given the chance to develop a sense of assertion and thus entitlement, and instead developed a sense of compassion for anyone suffering a modicum of what they went through, because it can damage your ability to communicate or interact in even the most casual of circumstances which inhibits one from 'talking to girls' due to severe anxiety attacks or occasional fits of internal rage at the inability to form words when you need them.

    anyway, the guys who are nice because they think it will get them laid tend to only think that because being nice is easier. Being nice always gives a very easy way to talk to a girl - by offering to help them. And spend time with them - by actually helping them. But it doesn't actually make them attractive to girls, and that disconnect of doing the work with no 'reward' is a frustration to the concept 'fairness' they were taught about what happens when you are nice.

    Anyway, I'm rambling..

  • Thank you for the honest take by the way. Most guys that I know actually fall into the trap of believing girls when girls say that they are looking for a nice guy. I always hear things along the lines of "Aha, I knew it all along!".

    And I can totally this from the female's point of view. In the long run, we are all animals, and it makes sense from an evolutionary point of view that the woman would go for someone who is more bold.

  • You think Donald Trump is attractive? How do you think anyone could take this post seriously after that?

    • Thumb this up like you have everyone else who has posted on your topic and prove to yourself you have no integrity as a human being.

    • If liking a comment means I have no integrity then I am surely going to hell. I appreciate everyone who took the time to join in the debate and found your comment funny. It seems like the polite way to respond.

    • I don't really think it is. I think it's pandering, and catering, and rewarding people for giving you the time of day, and someone with integrity doesn't do that.

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  • Stop taking the moral high ground about nice guys very few act the way you portray them and most nice guys have very high standards, who can blame them when you only want one?

    Self righteous women invented the nice guy theory not men

    • I read mor into what you say, I think the title throws the whole thing off but I like how you say basically as much as people don't want to admit it, humanity is physical whether that makes us shallow or not, and there's nothing wrong with wanting looks. Ps I'm a guy with a shaved head and I have incredibly high standards so the whole men only want sex and not quality is false for some at least, as I said typically the guys who want something legit like myself are going to expect more physically.

  • Lol, real "nice guys" do finish last. They care enough to get you to finish first ;P

  • "We could put down the donuts step away from the wifi and hit the gym."

    Bravo! Bravo! ( Tossing a rose on the stage ) Bravo! Bravo! Excellent take.

    For once a solution being offered instead of name calling.

    • Have a 6 pack, bigger lats than most and do boxing. Looks mean absolutely shit. Gym for a male is not a solution. I would rather be a chubby douche, than a ripped nice guy

    • @Scrambledagain What? I'm not sure I follow you. Why not just try be healthy? I understand not wanting to be overly ripped as that's a lot of dedication to do but just putting on weight and being unhealthy,,, Shouldn't the solution be to find a balance,,, healthy. Like today I've eaten two slives of toast with vegemite, avocado and cheese, a bananna, aprox. 200g of chocolate and I've done a 6km run, done a tonne of ironing, played video games, watched TV and soon I'm going to do 2 1 hour self-defence classes. I feel that by doing so I've done something that comes close to a good balance.

    • @Jibaku I'm overly ripped and I am very healthy. I'm training boxing tonight (I'm the coach). What I'm saying is that being ripped or going to gym or being healthy is NOT going to help with women. In fact, an unhealthy lifestyle of partying, drugs and going out until all hours gets women tons more than a healthy life style. So gym as a solution in the love game, is a load of pig shit.

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  • trust me that some girls would like it, it all depends on the individual

  • Yeah that is a good take - We often see posts that girls want guys to be nice but nice guys post that nice guys don't get laid, the players have taking all the women. It is a cliché but just be yourself, let a woman fall for the person you are not the person you are pretending to be.

  • so you're not going to post pics?

    • No that was a joke because fat acceptance bitches have already done that.

  • "But your gender has no standards. One of the many differences between us is that we would rather not get laid than fuck a fugly person whereas you would rather fuck a fugly person than not get laid."
    - On the contrary. Although people say a guy will fuck an ugly woman, that's actually false, and the other way around. A woman will have sex with an ugly guy much more often than a man will with an ugly woman, especially if she thinks money is involved or he sweet-talked her really well. Talk about a gender not having standards.

    Also, if women will refuse to fuck "an ugly guy" that would actually mean women are more visual than men, what your gender denies. Hmmmmm.

  • Congratulations on this take! It's not often I actually like GaG MyTakes. :) Awesome!

  • I hate all this attention 'Nice' guys have been getting. Somehow I feel like they're getting an ego massage, people who should be reading this just won't, know what's the most annoying quality of a 'Nice' guy. Denial.

  • You want to get with the men you just described? Fine. But what pisses us off is when you get yourself hurt and then proceed to cry to us about it expecting us to feel sorry for you. It's a waste of precious energy to feel any pity for one who brings harm upon oneself. If you want to stand in the fire, don't complain that it is hot.

  • I like how these types of guys try to justify it.

    Supposed "Nice" Guy Logic: If it isn't me they are dating, then all the other guys they date are assholes.

  • yeah, I don't even know where to begin deconstructing your arguments so I'll just go ahead and point you here:

    www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a24132-niceness-might-not-be-sufficient-but-it-is-necessary

    • That's a good link, thanks.

  • That is a brutal, calloused, cynical, and not entirely inaccurate depiction of what it is.

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