Hopefully one day every one will be vaccinated. We've seen the rush to get vaccinated in Austria thanks to the lockdown of those failing to comply. Hopefully other countries will start to clamp down with fines and prison sentences.
But what if the conspiracy theorists ARE right and the vaccine is going to alter your DNA. Would it make sense to freeze a few ice cubes of prevac semen as a back up just on case?
I personally don't believe in the conspiracy theory but I do keep a selection of "high quality male" semen in the freezer just in case I find any future husband shoots blanks.
Did you freeze your pre-vaccine sperm?
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Can I just point out i'm not stupid enough to freeze semen in a cube tray. I simply tie a knot in the condom and write the guys details on in. The tray pic was used because I thought gag would be upset with condom one.
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9 35What happens when the power goes out?
I believe they become sperm-anently ruined and no longer viable.
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@Ez-Bri-Z correct
@wowwgirl @ez-bri-z I think that’s supermarket yoghurt
@ChrisMaster69 I'd forget and use it in a drink
Classy way of swallowing 🥂
@wowwgirl swallowing is fine, it’s gargling that’s just showing off
Just pour it over your cereal instead of milk and enjoy a nice big bowl of Semenamon Toast Crunch.
@Ez-Bri-Z 😂 good pun man
My profile says Mistress of the puns for a reason lmao
And ty 😊
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I've been freezing mine for years, nearly got enough to fill a water pistol now,
Nah, but I probably will once I get a bit closer to 40. Sperm begins to decline in quality past that age.
nope.. and I dont care if I can't have kids either
I made sure au was shooting blanks before COVID-19 even existed
no, i understand that it doesn't affect sperm. im not an idiot, like republicucks
It does affect fertility. People are having a hard time getting pregnant after being vaccinated
@cth2188 and they were frequently pregnant before at the exact same age and health?
Men and women @Twalli not sure how they were before. I just know how they are thereafter
@cth2188 so it may have nothing to do with the vaccine at all.
It has a lot to do with the vaccines I said I know people who are having a hard time getting pregnant after taking the vaccine. My mom and grandma have health issues since taking the Pfizer vaccine. I’m not vaccinated and will never take it
@Twalli
@cth2188 You just can't say the reason they can't get pregnant is due to the vaccine without a comparative analysis looking at their fertility rates before the vaccine considering age. Also to link infertilities to the vaccine we would see an overall worldwide fall in the birthrate as time goes on also including age as a variable. We know that overall people are getting married later which will affect the birthrate.
god you're dumb
@Twalli what part did you not understand clearly I’m having conversations with vaccinated people for them to let me know that including my family whose sick ! Stay in denial if you may !
@cth2188 im talking to you, im telling you that you're dumb af
@cth2188 yet the only way to know for sure it affects fertility is that they were especially fertile beforehand, which you don't know.
Stay stupid too and keep taking these never ending vaccines which never cure anything too ! Clearly if the first and second shot plus the boosters didn’t help at what point do you actually question shyt
@Twalli exactly
Anyone who took the vaccines are dumb af and no pity for anyone you have to be dumb as hell at this point!
@cth2188 He's telling you the truth hun, GET OVER IT
Twalli they can’t get pregnant now after taking the vaccine- they tried I know two couples who are vaccinated whom are my friends ( how do I know that? They asked me to conceive for them and I can’t due to medical issues ( post issues ) .. stay stupid though lol
No he’s not telling the truth I’m a nurse and aware of these vaccines they are not cures and they are not helping anything, but I actually want you sheep’s to keep taking the vaccines 💉 .. keep lining up for the death clot shot
Nurse of 11 years- will never go back into the medical field after seeing what I saw and experienced
@cth2188 And I guess they have a lot of kids that were all born before they got vaccinated.
@Twalli She's just trolling us man, she knows we're right
Idc you vaccinated people are stupid at this point and I’m convinced how dumb you are ! There is no help for vaccinated people! There’s nothing right about anything you said ! I have medical claims to back up what I’m saying ! You vaccinated people nope , but keep lining up for the death clot jab !
@cth2188 Hun, it does not affect fertility, you are a troll
@legendaryicon @twalli forget it, you can't educate someone who wants to stay dumb 🤷♂️
@Diamold exactly
um what?
Stop scaring dumb guys lol
Always. But then I accidentally used them in my ice tea one day. Now I’m hooked.
Would not do me any good to freeze my cum as I had a vesectomy many years ago
No. My wife says it tastes better fresh.
How many boosters you gunna get before we accept the vaccines suck at vaccineing
Right lol
Of course! I'm planning on shoving that ice cube up my wife one day, hopefully it doesn't feel too weird. I'm thinking maybe our child would be like frozone from the incredibles, but instead of ice powers he just shoots frozen sperm everywhere. The hype is real!
Your idea of a common freezer won't work - you would need liquid nitrogen for it to last. It is also a seriously stupid idea in that the vaccine doesn't affect sperm.
@purplepoppy
whos have u frozen?
im sure its not cold enough to store it in freezer to be used later
might be worth doing officiallly
@purplepoppy well tying up a condoms not gonna work as they have spermicide to kill the sperm in them
www.bupa.co.uk/.../covid-affect-fertility
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-57552527
I suspect you might have been dropped on your head very hard as a baby...
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All the sheep’s are stupid at this point
Nope
(rolling eyes)
I already had all the children I wanted way before this pandemic so I’m good
Also perfect in smoothies.