Did you know that in Thailand, prostitutes have to have a "whore card"?

Did you know that in Thailand, prostitutes have to have a whore card?
I'm just relating this as a funny story that happened to me (us). Don't take this as something you should get offended about. I'm just bored.
I went o Thailand with my boyfriend, cousin, my cousin's work pal, and the work pal's wife.
Its' a hellacious journey that can easily span 24 hours or more.

Everything that could go wrong, did. There were many flights to get there, but our flight into Korea was late due to weather. We ended up having to sprint from one plane to the next.
Of course we were too late, and the door thinging was closing. The ticket lady said she could get us to Denmark instead. lol Yeah, Denmark/Thailand, what's the difference? She soon figured out that we were about going to tar and feather her, and she got us to Thailand.

We were so beat up and tired when we finally got there.
We grabbed a taxi, and drove two more hours to our hotel. When we got there, we had to show our passports, which was fine. But then the hotel clerk told Vicky that he needed to see her whore card. She was so beat up and dazed, that she started looking through her purse to find it. The rest of us were laughing so hard. “Hurry up, Vicky, and show him your whore card!” lol

Her husband explained to the clerk that his wife wasn’t a whore, but depending on how expensive the hotel was, that could change. We were howling with laughter.

But when I got to our room, it hit me. Why the hell didn’t he ask to see my whore card? That was just fucking rude of him. I might be fat, but I’m not THAT fat. I could have a whore card!! lol
Did you know that in Thailand, prostitutes have to have a whore card?
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  • "Her husband explained to the clerk that his wife wasn’t a whore, but depending on how expensive the hotel was, that could change." 😅
    I wanna go to Thailand someday.
    Not for whores, I wouldn't pay for sex (I need to feel wanted for me) but just because there looks to be some beautiful women there.

    • If you can stand the traveling time, Thailand is a million times better than Hawaii. I wasn't smart enough to bring an electronic device to play games, because I thought the airline movies would be good enough. Nope. Wrong. Oh, and you don't have to go there for sex. You can get an oil massage for about ten bucks. And a foot massage for about four bucks. And if you like beer, they have it right there.

    • Wow, I'm sold!! I need a massage, some warm weather and the sound of the ocean. With my luck the fucking plane would probably crash on the way. LoL!

    • Here's the funny part of what you just said. You have to cross the Bering Sea, and it takes hours. I couldn't help thinking about how cold that water must be. What if we crashed in that cold water?
      My cousin is a brilliant engineer, and he put my mind at rest. He said that at 70 miles per hour, water is every bit as hard as pavement. He then told me we were going 500 miles per hour, so I shouldn't worry about swimming in cold water. LOL

      After that realization sets in, you just order another drink and stop worrying.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

      I went to this 7-eleven everyday. I bought cheap candy for the kids outside. Outside was a taxi stand, and Thai taxis were scooters. The dads would gather so they could be with their families. They just hung out there until they got a fare. They all loved me, and I wouldn't have traded that experience for anything. You really need to go there. One of the taxi drivers walked across the street to a whisky stand. He brought me a pint of cinnamon Thai whisky. It was really good, and I shared it with all the adults. Then I walked over to the whisky stand and bought three pints and handed them out to the clan, and left to go back to our hotel.

      Thailand is known as the land of smiles, and you need to go there. It's hotter than the hubs of hell, but if you can deal with that, you're good to go. Bring shorts, tank tops and flip flops. Any more than that and you'll die.

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  • why did he want her whore card? to book her? what is the point of the card? i know girls in vegas have a card but it's nothing they'd be asked for on a plane. that's so rude

    • Hotels take the card as collateral and put it in their safe. Some guy just blocked me because I made this post. lol I was just trying to relate a funny story, and he took offense.

    • snowflakes everywhere these days. that's so strange about the card. how is that collateral? i suppose it has their info, but it is offensive unless whores are skipping payment on the rooms

    • I doubt it's the room payment, because the John's pay that. There was a funny joke going around by tourists. You would see or read in the news about a foreign tourist that stabbed themselves in the back because they were committing suicide. And that's the way the Thai investigators reported it. Yep, another white guy stabs himself in the back multiple times, and then jumps off his 10th floor balcony. lol

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  • Signed into the right account this time, I see.
    You really like cosplaying as an Asian girl, huh?

    • Exactly how stupid do you have to be to not get that I'm a white American? You've said that you're an English major, but you must have flunked. Go back and read the entire post and then pull your head out. This is about a funny experience that happened. Keep hiding your short-ass in Korea and keep crying about the world. Why do you people just read the headline and then respond? Do you like to look stupid? Read the replies. I'm talking about elephants and monkeys. I feel sorry for you that you are this messed up in your life.

    • ''K.

  • No I didn't interesting to know though. Ah well she must be more attractive than you I guess? So yes possibly rude.

    • It was just a funny thing that happened. Not because he called her a whore, but because she was looking for her whore card. We were all so tired, that it was understandable.

  • Thailand's have best whores...
    I bet by looking at you they think

    Hell no she can't be whore...😜

    • You are correct. This just goes to show that there are two ways at looking at things in life. In one view, it's insulting to be thought of as a whore. But in another view, it's insulting for people to think you're not good enough to be one. lol It was an amazing trip. Tigers, elephant rides and awesome food. Monkeys are assholes. One tried to steal my video camera. Oh, hell no. It was on. I think he was a Gibbon or something. I have a second degree white belt in karate, and he didn't stand a chance. :)

    • You're awesome 🤣

    • There was some kind of monastery or something. I'm not sure what it's called. Maybe a temple. It was also a sanctuary for these monkeys, because they were hunted.

      When you get there you can buy a basket of tiny bananas to feed the monkeys. But monkeys don't want just one or two bananas, they want the entire basket! They will engage you in a tug-of-war to keep your basket. It made for some really funny home, vacation videos, but at the time, you have to open a can of whoop-ass on these little buggers. You have to teach then who's boss, and they're slow learners.
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  • well. guess you got roasted by your husband pretty good xD

    • Read the content again.

  • I think it's great they have them. I want to know how you get the job of giving the exam, he would have to have sex with everyone

  • First time I heard that...

    • It was just a funny thing that happened.

    • But I heard about something, a lot of ladyboy in there I think, also they are look like girl, difficult to understand..

    • Ladyboys are all over, but they are tall, have big hands, and have deep voices. The only way you will end up with them, is if that's what you're looking for. I had a ladyboy flip me shit in our hotel. I was in the stairwell, because I just couldn't the the WiFi to work in the room. I was just trying to email my family. He/She demanded to know why I was sitting on the steps. At first I tried to explain, but he/she was drunk, so I changed my tune. I set my computer down and stood toe to toe with he/she and told he/she I was going to kick her/his ass. He/she left. Most Thais are the most awesome people on Earth, but some are not.

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