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Valentine's Day is projected as a day where romance and appreciation takes place. One can draw that conclusion, by looking around at their surroundings. They will see flowers, candies, and gifts being displayed as a way to profess one's love.
When I reflect back at the very beginning of my relationship, it's hard to ignore one of the personality traits that wheeled me in. I remember that my partner's sense of humor was one of the things that appealed to me the most.
I am a person that at times takes life too seriously. My partner's ability to make light of situations and find humor in them, is one of the personality traits I love about him the most. Life is highly stressful at times, so much so, that often times we forget to laugh.
If you're a person that loves to laugh as much as I do, then you will enjoy these Valentine's Day printables I have below.
Even if you don't have a Valentine, I am pretty sure there's someone in your life (a sibling, parent, friend) that you can give this to as a joke, as you perfectly seal it in an envelope.
Who knows? maybe having this type of humor will leave you closer to getting laid out.
Don't worry, I'll carry the bandages, icepacks, and medical equipment!
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Oh my! What a way to remember some of our favorite childhood movies, and music artists.
Don't say, I didn't warn you (points to the title of this article).
Which card will you be printing out as a Valentine's Day joke?
If you choose not to, which card made you laugh or give an expressive reaction the most?
Even if you're single this Valentine's Day, remember your outlook is what gives you your entire perception of those 24 hours.
Are you going to be moby doby or full of life with a positive attitude?
Happy Valentine's Day!
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What Girls & Guys Said
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Why would you torture us like this?
You must be a graphic designer 😂
@Red_Cuban_Rose what gave me away?
The font? Lol, it's set by gag I can't change it.
My disgust was in reference to the postcards. Lol
Lol ok, I knew that
I urge you never to use that type face again. Thank you kindly!
I'm a graphic designer too so i recognize the utter hate for comic sans
@Red_Cuban_Rose an admirable choice of career. Respect!
That was an unintended widow. My apologies.
Hm, he said it was in reference to the cards not the font.
Thank you that's nice to hear 😊
cinderella ♡
Dammit, these things exist,
Fuck,
Now I have to go tell my girlfriend that if I ever get her one of these then she needs to pick up the nearest blunt object and break the legs of the impostor, I having obviously been replaced by a pod person.
Actually we know each other well enough that she already knows that.
I love her
Absolutely fantastic.
I'm sending the Nurse one to Bae 😂
I'm a bit cautious about number 11 lol
Now all I need is a girlfriend T_T
The "out of the small things in the world I like yours the best one is really sweet.
Is it? I interpreted that differently. It sounds like she's talking about his package.
Maybe my mind is too far in the gutter , perhaps.
Yes I get what it was referring to.
Wow, amazing. Great (Italian) ______ job
A woman knows within a couple minutes if she is going to fuck you or not. No amount of outlandish gifts, cards or any of that BS jester is going to help you.
Do you want to be the guy who can walk up to a girl and know she's going to fuck you within 5-30 minutes, or do you want to be the guy who she says "I don't want to move to fast. Let's get to know each other" while she uses down your cash on dates, free meals and makes you her personal psychologist to talk about her love/personal life.
This is a just a joke! :) All for fun!
Not true for every lady... wasn't for me with my ex. I was not attracted to him at all, so sex was furthest from my mind lol. Over s few months a mental and emotional connection developed which I then started seeing him in a different light and he's remained attractive to me ever since.
@rocyurworld That is definitely true. i've been around enough girls from different countries and friends with them long enough to hear them having a good old laugh of getting a free meal from a sucker they have no intentions of getting into a relationship with. Not to mention my boys have shared stories and showed text convos they have with girls who would have sex with them (sometimes raw) and then a little while later they'll be seeing them go out on a date with a guy. It's sad how so many men are suckers.
Agh, damn it. I can't use number 11.
Why not? I think I know why but I'll ask you anyway.
Cus' it wouldn't be true. Hehehe, just joking. :D
Is #4 Baekhyun?
Yes, it is
It's nice to see some diversity in these cards :)
Valentine's day is a day of rape... oh wait wrong century. I'm sorry.
I already get laid. I don't get the dui one. I know Bieber went to jail for a dui, but I don't get the joke. :/
These are corny, but funny. Nice :).
D as in dick :X You have to have a dirty mind!! Un-cleanse it!
Oh. I couldn't quite get it. I get it now.