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  • Boobslayer loves boobs. As a child, he was different from the others. He loved dolls. They had all the toys he could ever want. But the boys wouldn't share. That's when he started watching his brother and sisters. He'd creep up behind them when they were playing and he would take their toys. Really he wanted to play with their melons, boobies, tits, milkers, fried eggs, chesticles, honkers, bazoombas, coconuts, fiery biscuits, cantaloupes, boom booms, jugs. They had it all. And he wanted it. So he would grab what he could get his hands on. He'd push his hands right into their tits. The boys didn't mind that. But one thing he noticed was they didn't have vaginas. But they had breasts and the girls seemed to mind.

    "Hey Boobslayer! What are you doing?"

    "Just getting your boobie, sis."

    "You leave my boobies alone, you pervert!"

    From there, he discovered how to get in their pants by being sweet to them. But then he'd always be Boobslayer, even when he was going down on those dirty harries. The boys liked his perverted nature. The girls just hated it. And the girls still hated it. He knew that. So he left them alone and decided to change himself. He wasn't going to be a pervert, he was going to become a slut. He discovered that every vagina was different. He discovered the girl-hood that likes it in the butt and he discovered the girl-hood that wants you to do whatever she says and the one that wants to have babies with you. He discovered the girl-hood that wants you to please her and the girl-hood that likes it in the arrmpit. All the girls were diffferent, just like their vaginas. And so, he knew how to satisfy any vagina, but he couldn't find one he liked enough to settle down with. There was the girl-hood that liked to suck his toes and there was the girl-hood that would suck on his earlobes. So he decided to just be Boobslayer for a while and be all girls in one. That way he could have all the fun without being with a particular girl. He found a way to let all the girl-hoods out without them knowing it.

    • He'd ask them to go down on him and they would. He liked his way of life. It was fun being all girls at once and there were so many girls to go around.

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  • You mean vulvas (vulvae). Absolutely not! They can go from this...

    Guys, Do all vaginas look different?

    To this...

    Guys, Do all vaginas look different?

    And everything in between. The Creator's infinite variety and Art. Praise Him!

    • Yes, praise God indeed. He sure knew what He was doing when He created women. Thankyou, Lord.

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  • I've yet to see one that's *exactly* the same as another one for what it's worth...

  • Nope. Just not all cock looks the same

  • Absolutely. And smell different too

  • It's not something I've ever paid a lot of attention to, at least not with my eyes. Like every other body part, I'm sure they are all a bit different.

  • Yes. Some look like a burger buns, others like rashers of fried bacon.

    Yes the "eating pussy" jokes are not lost on me...

  • Yes they got different looks from what I've heard, there's a few similarities, someshit like that

  • Variety.

    • I'm betting you've seen a LOT more of them in person than I have!! I doubt I've seen more than a doze, if that.

  • Yes, very much so

  • Yes, every one I've seen is different.

  • Look and feel same to me.

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