Do girls check out guys bulge. would you make fun of a small flaccid dick?

[reenamartha]

[Pete671]

Years ago, we had a female manager recruiting a new employee, she found two males, both strong candidates and she couldn't decide between the two,,,
So I suggested offer the job to the one with the biggest bulge,,,
Immediately she replied "oh that's Tom then!",,,
The only reason I have any bulge is that I need to wear pull-up diapers lol, funnily enough I feel more confident with a bit of a lump there,,,

[Twalli]

It would be stupid when it's flaccid. It's different if its small while erect

[Agape93]

If a guy has a bulge, it’s probably a tumor. If so I can remove it pro bono, my knife is sharp and I can stitch a wound, kind of. Interested in my services?

[EmmaMary]

🤣🤣🤣 That's your best one yet! 🤣🤣🤣

[Agape93]

Lol why thank you kindly!

[EmmaMary]

@agape93 As always, you're most welcome indeed.

[EmmaMary]

Yawn! How Boring. smh
@Agape93

[Agape93]

Beat me to it lol

[Agape93]

Nah I don’t see them because I don’t see them in my feed. But I don’t have to ignore the thousands of times the same questions have been asked. You don’t have to like that we have fun with this nonsense. I don’t frankly give a shit how you feel about it, your sensibilities mean absolutely nothing to me. If you don’t like what we do, then ignore us and move on. If you can’t or won’t, then don’t tell us to do so.

[Agape93]

And how am I bullying anyone? Because I crack jokes on their questions? That’s not bullying lol

[Agape93]

Correct because it isn’t. I’m making a joke on the most common form of question on here. I’m not mocking them at all. Also Thelema allows for me to speak my mind as I see fit. Why? Because it allows for ones free agency to do as one wishes with ones own life. So if I want to make jokes, I very much can and will.

[Agape93]

Pot, meet kettle. So far I haven’t called you an asshole, but you’ve called both of us assholes, repeatedly.

[Agape93]

Lol considering you’re the only one here actively insulting people, I wonder what that makes you then? Also considering you’re the one intruding on OUR conversation, maybe you should keep YOUR comments to yourself. Lastly clearly you care what we say because it gets under your thin skin so easily.

[Agape93]

Lol dude got himself banned xD

[Wise4myage]

Unless a guy was naked, nobody would able to see a small flaccid dick.

[Agape93]

🍆🔬

[allin246810in]

I've seen it happen. Checking bulges out. I don't know about the other

[aieeazumui]

You've seen women checking out male bulge?

[allin246810in]

Yeah. My wife pointed a guy out not long ago one morning

[allin246810in]

It WAS huge and obvious but obviously she was looking

[aieeazumui]

She was creeped out by it or curious and fascinated by it?

[allin246810in]

She was extremely happy about it

[Sam854647]

I get looked at a lot but I quite like it

[Harleyguy]

I think both sexes check out crotches of the opposite sex. It’s pretty normal.

[Anonymous]

Yes I've had it happen to me before

[Anonymous]

I check guys bulges 🙈, but I don't make fun of small dicks, I like them, so if you got a small one and you like to show, you can show me 😜

[reenamartha]

i want to

[Opinion Owner]

shall I follow you so you can send me

[reenamartha]

sure

[Opinion Owner]

Okay I followed you so you can send me a dm

[Anonymous]

Never define it when flaccid...