Do guys walk funny when they have a boner?

Question

Like with your legs spread apart.. or how do you walk? 
Even with a semi-boner

ak666 · Accepted Answer

I don't get blue balls anymore where I get boners in some public setting when it's completely inappropriate. But back when I used to, I'd have to kind of adjust my guy inside my pants and it was kinda painful and I'd crouch a bit and hope it went away.

If I was forced to walk and got it all adjusted, I don't think I'd walk so differently, just maybe self-consciously.

Orion1015 · Accepted Answer

Haha, it depends on which direction it's going.

If I'm sitting down, when I get hard, it will grow down the leg of my pants. Then, when I stand up, it will be bent downward, at an uncomfortable angle.

I'll need to adjust it, so it's not so uncomfortable, but then I'll walk just fine. I'll just have a bulge, like I'm smuggling something in my crotch.

AlphaMale1 · Answer

Depends on where we are when it pops up or if it is all bunched up inside the pants. If I am in a store and Mr. Woody pays me an unexpected visit I will try to cover the bulge and get close to a shelf or display where my back faces people. A few moments thinking of Hillary Clinton usually ends it.

SwissMade · Answer

I just reach in there and readjust the guy... put him up and secure him in the waist of my pants.

AleDeEurope · Answer

No, unless it's in an uncomfortable position, so you just gotta adjust it first.

wankiam · Answer

i just walk the same

ManOnFire · Answer

Sometimes depending on how hard I am it can make me walk funny, yeah. The worst thing is I try not to pull at my underwear in public, lol.

Fearless_banana · Answer

I just show it off with pride.  Look at me ladies.. I have a high sex drive and a big dick. Seriously.. what is there to lose?

Yanoa_Yanza · Answer

Lmao We get on all fours and run away like a Gorilla

Yumix · Answer

ehm, no

anonman32 · Answer

usually not, but if i come off a chair or out of a car i will walk like this if i cannot adjust myself.

bcromartie · Answer

I do.

Noxifer626 · Answer

Pretty much hunching over, trying to keep the goods from spilling :P

Dreammer · Answer

Just maybe when we are mega horny and afraid not to touch our own pants with it and cam

Anonymous · Answer

It's very awkward, but it's almost like holding my legs together trying to keep it down

Anonymous · Answer

I don't, I just push it against my pants so it doesn't stick out.

Anonymous · Answer

Not really. Dick is in front. It's more where your clit is than vaginal opening.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't walk funny but I can feel it against my legs in my jeans. I don't reposition it with my hands unless I'm alone. Its not very comfortable walking with one buts it's nothing I can't handle. I just pretend I don't have one and it usually either goes away or I forget it's there