Do priests get boners?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

There's a long story behind this that makes more sense, I swear 😂 but do y'all think priests get boners? Cause they're sworn to celebacy. They can't get their rocks off. But at the same time, most dudes get boners, even in the least likely of scenarios. Or are most priests just asexual and don't get them?

This is obviously excluding the perverts who go after little boys so none of y'all pull that shit 🤓

[ASEXY]

They have balls and assuming that they are healthy, their hormones are balanced and they have no medical defects then they are supposed to get boners. I get boners but I just don't experience sexual attraction and I don't have sexual desires. Most priests are celibate because they experience sexual attraction and have sexual desires but they choose not to act upon them.

[bedroomdweller]

lol they get boners the same way nuns get wet

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

By fucking little boys? Lemme stop 😂

[bedroomdweller]

Are we talking about nuns or priests now? Got confused, either dig little boys

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

You brought up nuns 😛 In fairness, this started cause I was watching wheel of fortune and the contestant was a nun and looked butch as hell

[bedroomdweller]

Baha I know in my answer I was fucking around too lol Well, that specific nun might dig little girls more, whoops

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

She was from San Francisco so it's probably not too uncommon 😬

[bedroomdweller]

Ayyyy

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[Luci92]

Nup, the church makes them get their sexual organs removed.
That happens when you're first accepted as a priest.
Ofc, the pedo priests grow back their dicks.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

So they're reptilian 😱

[Luci92]

Yeah! They're asexy too :P

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Dont they just pray it away or something? Or like, 100 hail marys?
Is self flogging still a thing? Maybe they beat it out of themselves.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

They aren't allowed to beat it out... that's the point 😉

[Puppylove94]

Hmmm good question lol I tried to look it up on the internet but couldn't really find anything either

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Yeah, I couldn't find 1 without making perfectly executed pedophile jokes 😂

[Puppylove94]

I don't get the pedophile joke thing... lol what Is that referring to?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Really? For many generations, over centuries of documentations, priests would have sex with little boys... they reference (both subtly and not so subtly) in a good amount of tv shows and movies

[Puppylove94]

I have never heard of that before... weird. That would break their promise to god tho? Why wouldn't they just cheat with women? Why do they have to do little boys?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Yeah, they're breaking their promises to god... people do things. You aren't supposed to have premarital sex and a bunch of Christians do it. Uh, cause little kids are impressionable and you can manipulate them and who is a parent or people going to believe, a priest or a little kid? Also, little boys can't get pregnant and go on Maury for a DNA test 😂😂😂

[Puppylove94]

Damn that's messed up...

[Anonymous]

They must have some blood rushing somewhere when they molest children.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

That's coming from the little boys, though 😳

[super147]

Priests can't detach themselves from being human, therefore they will get boners and they will get lustful thoughts. They just can't act on those thoughts. I imagine they have to just smack it down with a bible.

[SadpersonT]

Guys can't help but get boners

[sunshinechyk]

of course... can't stop the human body from doing it's thing naturally.

[ADFSDF1996]

Self control, they are human so they probably do get erections but they know how to control themselves, so they won't "drain the pipes".

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Probably. Can't imagine how difficult that is.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

You also can't imagine what it's like having a boner, hopefully 😳... you wanna tell us something?

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Lmao I'd make a hot dude no lie. But unfortunately I'm me.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Since I'm straight, I cannot confirm or deny that statement 😂 And you can always change that 😬

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Do you really think I should?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

What shit do you think? 😑

[Dargil]

Inane question award.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

You must be new to gag...

[Peskyn3gr0]

Nope, when they are sworn in they have a ceremony where they crush their last erection with a hammer.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Where's do I sign up? 😲

[AhGojira]

The don't live in a rectory for no reason.

[JCPD14]

I would think so. If they haven't gotten laid in so long wouldn't they get boners quickly? I'm like 90% sure they jerk off sometime tho. Since they wear those baggy clothes we can't tell if they're hard or not 😂😂😂

[Waffles731]

I've always thought they should just cut their balls off

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Hopefully they all end up like varys, huh? I see you 😏

[Rogue2]

I don't see how they couldn't.

[Danher525]

Yes, they are human males so they will get a boner at some time :D

[babeeeone]

Just because they're all holy doesn't mean they don't get turned on

[Maxemeister]

No the Pope personally removes the happiness from each one

[CT_CD]

Yes they do. I can confirm... I am a priest.

[Anonymous]

Of course they do

[Anonymous]

Priests are men so I am sure they become aroused like anyone else and while not jerking off is hard at first (if you start it in the first place) it is doable and then like anything else it gets easier.