I'm sorry but as I lie in bed with debilitating pain, debating the best way to remove the blood from my sheets and clothing because god help me if I'm not a functioning member of society while I feel like my insides are being torn out, and in a sense they are, I found this fucking hilarious.
Good luck with that dude
Sheesh, our problems sound Nothing alike... Yours sounds like it might be worse. BUT, if my suffering can ease your pain through amusement, I am happy for it. Go in peace fellow sufferer..
“Don’t talk to us about things! We have clits.”
In case you don’t get it, it’s a parody of Pompey the Great’s famous quote: “Don’t talk to us about laws! We have swords.”
You having clits is a major part of the "angry" uprisings we have. :-)
@Red_Arrow hahaha your hard angry thing rubbing against my curious little clit...
Getting ready to go to work and you make me want to jump back in bed. But you are not there, so I guess I go to work. 😂
I just take advantage of it and use it to hammer in nails or quick round of mini golf.
I tried using as a straight line for putting a shelf up, no problem with the nails but it’s got a bit of an angle to it, now I have wonky shelf,
All good suggestions! Much better than mine.. I was going to apply at the local donut factory making holes in the donuts.
Oh, I always wondered how they got the holes in those mini doughnuts... 😂😂
You hurt me big guy... You hurt me... Haha! Good one
Then stroke or hump your penis This is what I do when I'm horny and I haven't been laid since 1989 32 years ago.
You mean it’s just that simple a burden to remove?
Yes. 💞
If you say so... I will trust you know what you are taking about. I will take your advice. My sincere thanks.
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How?
You need to get laid. It appears lack of sex is getting to your head.
@loves2learn I trust you are referring to the "head" between his legs! 🤣
Lol! Hopefully he can get it sorted and start using his brain again. 🤣
'Loves', I REALLY LOVE that pulsing, throbbing, head between my legs in the morning, or ANYTIME ! Good God, how can a guy express that kind of feeling about having his penis erect. I'll get his address and send him a 'three pack' of Astroglide.
Huh?
I can’t say I feel bad for you. At least you don’t have to deal with periods like we do.
I expected more from you... I was certain you would be the only sympathetic responder to my burden. Oh well..
Sorry to disappoint lol
I forgive you. 😁
Awww... Poor Diddums. 🤣
Thank you for your heartfelt caring sympathy... The world can be cruel and uncaring, but you have restored my hope in humanity!
U make men sound like proper retards
Like do u have no self control?
I think the guy IS a major retard. Simply a waste of time, really to respond to a mindless question like that !
@Bricealan and yet you did... 3 times..
Lmao
You laugh at my pain?
Yeah lol 😂
I’m hurt and offended...
It ain't Godzilla tearing through Tokyo, its just a boner! So dramatic lol
Dramatic? Maybe
No, I don’t. But I don’t feel sorry for you either.
Cruel and heartless... Cruel and heartless...
I’m the ice queen.
No doubt! Haha!
But it's easy to masturbate
I’ve tried... it’s just returns in a few hours.
We do trust me lol but we dont care!
Heartless... Just heartless...
🙂🙂
Lmfao
You laugh at my pain? So cruel.
Read what you wrote. Who wouldn't
Get a dr to remove it if its so bad
I don’t have insurance... The Republicans don’t want me to have healthcare..
Nope, we don't.
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