Do you believe “size doesn’t matter”? Can you sell it?

[Chazmatazz269]

Of course size matters. My entire life people have endlessly wanted some things to be bigger and other things to be smaller. We’re always searching for bigger and better, or smaller and more manageable. We’ve invested unimaginable quantities of time, energy and money to change the sizes of things. I’m not certain if we’ve ever been perfectly happy with the size of anything, ever. Of course size matters, but why does it matter so much? Is it something in our very makeup, or is it conditioning?
Can you name something that you found perfectly sized upon first discovery, never wanting any more or less of it, ever?

[mrmonogamous]

I’m a grower, not a shower. I was blessed with just under 6.5 inches when fully erect. According to all of the statistics, they put 5.25 inches as average, I’m 1.25 inches above average. I’ve never had a complaint, but I am convinced that size has nothing to do with it. The biggest thing in my toolbox is my oral skills.

[Chazmatazz269]

I beseech you to push your reading and comprehension skills above all else. If you’d read the full text, your response would seem ridiculous. There’s nothing wrong with choosing the ridicule, but i tend to assume most do not.

[mrmonogamous]

Oops. I’m looking at a very small screen and I was in a hurry. My bad…

[Guy13]

Size of wallet, charcter, backbone, and whether your teenie weenie Weiner can make babies is about it...

[Guy13]

You not like my response?

[Chazmatazz269]

Response to what?

[Chazmatazz269]

Somehow my post was duplicated and one got deleted. Your other response was on that one. Ell oh ell!

[Guardian45]

I believe that size doesn't matter as much as the view or function.

[Chazmatazz269]

Then why do people invest so much in changing the size of things?

[Guardian45]

It's human nature to upsize it!

[Chazmatazz269]

Or downsize, sometimes. Look at cellphones. They started out huge, then we shrunk them to almost ridiculously small. Then they got frankly huge, and now we’re making them foldable again so that they can stay huge but fit into smaller pockets! Ell oh ell! I don’t think we’ve ever been satisfied with the size of anything!

[Guardian45]

True! Mine is The Biggest!

[Chazmatazz269]

Hahahaha!

[Farmerboy2]

I agree with that. I know women will say it doesn’t. But deep down a lot will wish their man was bigger.

[JLEasy]

It matters, but not as much as many think it does.

[Chazmatazz269]

Didn’t read the entirety of the text, huh? Name one thing that nobody has ever wanted more of or less of, ever.

[JLEasy]

Testicles

[Chazmatazz269]

Ell oh ell! Funny, but not true. I’d prefer to have smaller testicles. I know that i’m not the only one.

[JLEasy]

Numeric, not size

[Chazmatazz269]

Hahahaha!!! Even funnier! Still untrue. Beside the fact that i’m talking size more than quantity so we’re drifting…. I do know three guys with one testicle. All of them would prefer two, especially the one who paid for a prosthetic testicle and surgery to implant it. No joke. His insurance didn’t cover cosmetic surgeries outside of facial reconstruction for major accidents. So dude paid $2300 to have a plastic nut installed in his sack. Ell oh ell!