Do you burp and fart during virtual meetings?

[Anonymous]

I can't help myself -- whenever I'm talking to the Director of Supply Chain Operations, I put my laptop on mute and do some anal acoustics that register about a 8.5 on the rectum scale.

I love how he just keeps talking about contract line items with that same serious look on his face while I'm ripping a big one.

[Anonymous]

I am in 4 - 6 meetings most days and all of them have been virtual for the last two years. Every once in a while someone thinks they're on mute when they're actually not and embarrasses the fuck out of themselves. We use mostly Teams and WebEx and when someone is talking (or farting) you can easily tell who it is. I've escaped that embarrassment so far... but I know the time will come.

[UniquelyBasic]

Yeah, if in real life face to face counts as virtual lol

[England4eva]

I’d love for you to forget that it’s on loud, and go ahead doing your usual business 👨‍💼😯🤭

[Asker]

It's funny you should say that, because as I was typing the question, I was laughing out loud and forgot to hit mute during a meeting.

[England4eva]

So, for all you know you could be relaxing your butt muscles, and everyone on the other end of the meeting is just being extremely professional, and pretending they didn’t hear anything?

[whereismyjohnny]

What the hell did I just read? Santa Maria della Salute 🤣🥲

[DJaQueef]

I like to leave upper deckers and reverse kangas in toilets while playing the Sims.

[JuanVeIasco]

No.
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[Deserter]

Sir... 🤦‍♂️

[Anonymous]

Yes, of course I burp and fart during meetings. Hell, I’ve let out some pretty massive farts and burps in meetings in person.

[Anonymous]

I have covertly jerked off during a zoom call.

One of the attendees was smoking hot.