Hah are you kidding? When our kids are gone for a whole weekend, I'll grind that sucker up and stir it right into my husband's food. A bitch got NEEDS, babe. And my man's got impressive staying power for almost 47 years old, but, 47 ≠ 17.
Nah srsly, he'll normally just take it lol.
But, in all seriousness, there was that one time when I tried to do a "psycho controlling wifey" role play, and I literally did that. Ground up a cialis and a viagra together, and put 'em in a broccoli stew. Lmao. (They're both bitter, as you know... so, had to put 'em in with some cruciferous vegetables ofc)
That role play went bust when I burst out laughing, though. I really suck at being a controlling bitch ahahah
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You get the take-home point here, tho, right?
The point is that the pharmaceutical industry TOTALLY invented these pills FOR WOMEN. You think Viagra and Cialis are for YOU, sonnnnnnn? Bish pleez. Happy wifey happy lifey. <3
Point is, you should just tell her ther absolute truth, which is that you want to be extra rock hard so that you can fuck and fuck and fuck her until she's so sore that every step feels like another day on the end of her period. (Well, ok, you can't say it *that* way, because no boy would ever say that... ahahah)
But, srsly
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Just tell her -- in whatever way suits her -- to basically shut the fuck up and let you fuck her into another dimension. <3
I mean... I'm all for better-living-through-chemistry -- in fact, I make most of my living from it, indirectly -- so, yeah, I'm biased here. But, I actually think that what yr doing is sweet.
I mean... from what boys tell me, anyway, it actually feels LESS good for you, right? (My husband tells me "it's like fucking [me] with someone else's dick" -- you tell me whether this is accurate) So, tbh, it's a selfless act of giving, this thing that yr doing. You just have to... communicate that to yr girl.
Just communicate that to her in a way that will have her screaming, crying, and biting the pillows all at the same time, and then shaking with violent muscle spasms for a whole hour after yr done with her. Then hit it again.
And again.
And again and again and again.
Then see if she still complains.1 1 0 0Tx for the MH luv. <3
Let her know that is was HER that made all that possible. The drug only helped with the physical part, not the mental part. The drug does not cause your erection, it only helps make it physically possible. She causes the erections.
I could be wrong, but please be careful not to over use those drugs because you're young and have a lot of years left and I hear that over time (years?) you'll need a higher and higher dose in order to get the same effect.0 0 0 0
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(1)For me personally it's uncessary. If you had a hard day at work or you're tired, we don't have to bang. We can wait for a weekend or one of your off days, no big deal. I think the predominant worry here for most is that you need an erection pill because you're not attracted to her anymore so you have a hard time getting it up.
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