Do you expect HER to take good care of you on YOUR BIRTHDAY?

[AviatorTom]

Okay, it's your birthday. You're with your girlfriend, SO or wife. In addition to a cake, do you expect her to take care of you... sexually? If so, give us the details.

[SweedyPie]

Heyyyy if I'm not taking care of my man who the fuck will? Of course I'm spoiling his ass rotton. Whatever he wants (sometimes he busts my budget lmao but ayyyyyyyyy it's all good). But that's generally true for our relationship, not only for his birthday. We should celebrate and appreciate our partners everyday

[SweedyPie]

Rotten * uuughhh these typos *facepalm*

[SweedyPie]

Thank you

[MTC29]

I hate birthdays, holidays and celebrations of any kind. Please count me out. On the other hand, my SO will make something like National Hot Dog Day into a major event.

[SweedyPie]

That's called balance I liiike it.

[ShadezMcgee]

It would be a nice bonus, but I am not expecting it.

[NamerOfStars]

Absent some specific reason why not, yes. I'd do the same for her, naturally.

[NathanDavis]

I do not care one bit at all about celebrating my birthdays and most years I even forget it is coming... lol

[DonkeyDan]

I never expect anything from her except a good blowjob, luckily I normally get the full package.

[Dargil]

I wish B'Day is Blowjob day, but "expecting" is not part of my birthday beyond an additional year.

[exitseven]

I sometimes get sex for my birthday and I think if I made a big deal about it my wife would do it for me but birthdays are just not that big a deal for me.

[SolitarySolace]

She won’t. My ex didn’t. I don’t expect some random dipshit woman to care enough to do anything for me on my birthday.

[Twalli]

It's one day a year. I mean if she is against something at all times, like anal, I don't get it on my birthday. If she just doesn't really like it as much as vaginal, that's different.

[KrakenAttackin]

I did but never got it. She always whined and made it about her.

[IsoUser]

If their is one thing that I have learned throughout my life is never expect anything from any girl you with and I am actually an open nudist

[GMANN56]

I never expect sex. Whatever happens, happens.

[TrillXHippy]

I wouldn’t expect anything

[jamartheg]

I expect one million dollars for my birthday

[IsoUser]

Keep playing the Mega Millions LMFAO

[HereForFun12]

I wouldn’t expect it but I’d want it lol

[Anonymous]

I don't expect anything on my birthday but if we're not having sex it means we're not together in the first place

[Anonymous]

She should.

[IsoUser]

No, to be honest we actually shouldn't

[Opinion Owner]

@IsoUser Who is this "We" shit?