Do you get 💩 on your 🍆 during anal?

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I was talking to my girlfriend about anal cuz I want to be her first and only but I’m scared her asshole is so tight and pretty I don’t wanna mess up a good thing? But for those who have tried it, is there a way to prep so you’re perfect? How much Oreo and clean up is necessary to have a good, clean experience? If anyone watches the daily show you should know the other definition of Santorum, check Urban Dictionary if you don’t know

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

If you're worried about getting shit on your dick during anal, don't do anal. It happens occasionally, and it's NOT her fault and you should never make her feel bad about it.

That said, it's actually pretty uncommon. My girl and I have been doing anal regularly (about once a week) for years and it just doesn't happen very often. When it does, it's usually just a little fleck of pebble that is easily wiped away so you can get right back to business.

If you want to make anal part of your relationship, the worst thing you can do is make it uncomfortable or painful for her. To that end, I would suggest encouraging her to, or better yet helping her, train her ass for a period of time first. There are two really important factors in helping a woman learn to love anal, and they take time.

First is the sphincter. It's a muscle like any other, and if you stretch it beyond what it's used to it will be painful, and may even cause damage. It's really no different than an athlete stretching and toning their muscles way before they get into competition. For example, for a gymnast, doing the splits is a piece o' cake. For most of us... not so much. That's because a gymnast has put in a lot of effort, over a long period, training and stretching her muscles so their ready for competition. The sphincter is no different. Start with a finger, then use a tapered butt plug to gently relax and stretch her. Use a good water based lube.

The other factor is her getting comfortable with the feeling of something in her ass, and associating the feeling with pleasure. The best way to accomplish that is for her to masturbate (or you give her oral) and have lots of orgasms while she trains her ass. That will associate the feelings of anal stimulation with pleasure in her brain. Women who are able do that have some very intense orgasms during anal. And they tend to have more orgasms than other women, so it's a win-win.

The bottom line (pardon the pun) is to make sure she is well prepared before you ever try anal. Otherwise there is a high risk that she will have a bad first experience and may never want to do it again, which is obviously not good for you.

normalice · Accepted Answer

Yeah, but it's streaky as opposed to clumps of it.

The1Girl · Accepted Answer

I've heard that some people put water up their butt beforehand to wash it out. But if it's her first time I don't think that will be pleasant for her. I think she just needs to make sure she has gone to the bathroom 1-2 hours beforehand, so there isn't a lot of 💩 in there. Have a towel and some wipes handy.
But at the end of the day you are putting your dick in the place she shits out of. If you're not prepared to deal with the possibility of getting a bit of poo on you then you shouldn't do it.

LingyRolls · Accepted Answer

As long as she empties her bowels within an hour or two before anal you will be fine.

RobT312 · Answer

Nope has never happened to me. just make sure the anus is clean before and shouldn’t be a problem

TonyV · Answer

Just like deflowering a pussy, start small and take it slow, and communicate. Start with one finger and even if it seems to go in easy to you make sure she's OK.
Once you're to the point that you can get a finger in, you'll feel if she is full of poo. If your finger tip feels a turd right of the get go maybe you should not do it cause you'll probably make a mess.

You don't see it in porn cause they don't show it but before anal sex if you don't want a big mess the person taking it up the poop shoot duoches? (Sure I spelled that wrong) or performed a enima. Lamens terms they inject water in their asshole and flush out the poo. If you don't do that you'll probable get poo on your dick.

thepsychologystudent · Answer

You can fully clean out your ass using the "douche" method usually practiced by gay guys. Just spray water up your butt (you have tools for this) and let it out untill the water comes out clean.

Darine123 · Answer

I don’t think so

joeldalton · Answer

Usually if you’re a few hours after a meal or any #2s you’re fine.

Anonymous · Answer

In a perfect world, she will have an enema. But since the world is less than perfect, you're gonna have to throw caution to the wind.

Anonymous · Answer

You are overthinking it, you must not be ready yet. If you want to do anal on her go ahead, just be aware of possible consequences. However out of however many times I done anal with girls I never had gotten dirty on my dick.

Anonymous · Answer

Use an anal douche first.

Anonymous · Answer

Before doing a colonoscopy exam I had to buy an enema to clean up down there. In porn is used, before anal sex scenes.

Anonymous · Answer

probably no

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah but I make her suck it off

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