Do you hang around the condom aisle to see who buys the extra large condoms?

I don't usually believe in approaching guys in supermarkets but I make an exception in the condom aisle. If I see a hot looking guy browsing the condoms I hang back to see what size he picks up. If it's a box of extra large I'm straight over. The best ones to approach are the ones buying 2 boxes because it's one box for home with their partner and a secret extra box for cheating.
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  • One time, several years ago, when I was single, my date and I were buying condoms, large (not extra large) size, and a good-looking woman came up and blatantly asked if she could join us. I looked at my date, thought for a second, and politely declined.

    • Ohhhhhh, I would have kept my mouth shut and let the date decide.

    • @b_lova @b_lova That's essentially what I did, by the look on my date's face.

Most Helpful Guy

  • One time I was in Walmart. I went to the condom aisle and picked out some Trojan Magnums. I took that and the one other item I was purchasing and went to the checkout line that had the cutest cashier. I gave her the box of condoms so deliberately that it would be hard for her to not have the opportunity to see just what they were. I gave her a sort of knowing look and went about paying.

    I obviously don't have any practical use for them, so I put one condom in my wallet and spread the rest around wherever I could so that people might see them. In my car, around my house, etc. It was exciting one time when someone had to go through my wallet to get something and she took notice of the Magnum.

    Those were the fun days of my life when I LARPed as a real man.

    • Damn, why do so many guys lie?

    • @Jennifer604 Technically no worst then a push up bra. Both illusions disappear as soon as everyone's naked.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I try to pay attention when I'm passing through anyway, but I don't make a point of staying there all day or anything.

  • I usually wait for Mantis Toboggan with his magnum for his monster dong.

    • Lol who is that?

    • @bananathunder You might not wanna know.

    • @Jennifer604 lol ok

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  • This doesn't seem that common.

    • @fatneville Do you hang around the condom aisle very deliberately looking over boxes of condoms until you find the biggest condoms in hope that @purplepoppy will notice and approach you?

    • @Jennifer604 No comment.

  • Now I see why women give me that look at the register when I buy condoms. If they would just speak up.

  • lmao

    no... I mostly buy all my stuff online :D

  • I admit to slipping a bottle of lube in to a couples trolly, more fun if older couple. Then just watch how it plays out at the till

    • 🤣🤣🤣 you’re bad lol

  • I don’t but I do hang around the sanity pad section so I can see what people are picking because I don’t use pads.

    • I don't use pads either, but I don't hang around that section. On the contrary, I avoid it if possible.

  • Size queen

  • No. That’s bizarre

  • I don't buy condoms. Though I do know which i would need after talking with someone.

  • No. That's weird

    • Someone had to say it.

  • buying condoms is the most awkward thing in the world. and it isn’t helped but people hanging out to watch 😂 i’ve often had embarrassing times dew to the size of condoms i have to get it isn’t funny and shouldn’t be watched by saddos

  • If I'd notice you or some other girl doing this, I'd walk over and ask for a recommendation.

    • What if you got the reply, "It depends on the kind of dick you have. Can I see it?"

    • Heh heh. I would enjoy that situation. But to be hoest - I have no plan about what else to say. Go with the flow? But keep it happy and superficial. ... For now ;)

    • @Jennifer604 how many cocks have u seen

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  • No I’ve never done that and I wouldn’t want to make it obvious 🤣

    • @laurenm1997 why not?

    • @Jennz6 cause I don’t like doing that plus they would think I’m a stalker it’s just not my thing

    • @laurenm1997 You're probably smart. You'd have guys like @lazydork buying extra large condoms to get your attention, and by the time you find out his dick's really 3" it's too late. We need a more reliable indicator of who the real men are.

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  • sorry but this is creepy

  • I've browsed condoms aisles openly just to browse prices and fave brands and daydream 😉👀🙂 that I wasn't single haha. Ahh to be 20s again, and now at 30, I just pass it all by 😃

  • Never seen a man buying the condoms, I think this function isn't built in my matrix yet 😂😂

    • Would u like to?

  • Good idea

    • But I thought they kept the condoms behind the counter

    • @jennz6 Thank God they don't. That would be awkward asf. It's already embarrassing enough just going to the checkout line with the smallest condoms they have.

    • I've seen them in stores on my way to get tampons.

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  • *********###🏆 🥇 🏆###*********
    Hands down funniest question I've ever seen posted on this site. 😂😄🤣🤣🤣

    You've got to be kidding though. 😄

    From my experience though, a lot of women don't like a guy that is really big, its usually painful or you have constantly check that you're not hurting them. It's not the Panacea that many guys think it is.

  • You're killing me

  • Nowadays I just order them online.

  • Do you also notice who buys the smallest ones too?

    • Yeah, and put them on the do-not-ride list.

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