
Gals, do you have a pet name for your man's penis?
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Inspired from a similar question asked by OlderAndWiser - Do you have a pet name for your/your girlfriend's boobs?
Sharing with you one list. One of my crazy friend sent me in WhatsApp Group.
Action Jackson
Alabama Black Snake
Albino Asparagus
Atomic Turtle
Baloney Pony
Bat and Balls
Bed Snake
Beef Bayonet
The Big Dipper
Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Captain Winky
Cave Hunter
Custard Launcher
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Clam Digger
Clam Hammer
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktapus
Count Schlongula
Crotch Cannon
Cupid’s Arrow
Dangling participle
The Dicktator
Disco Stick
Dr. Feelgood
Earthworm Jim
Easy Rider
El Presidente
Elmer the Glue Shooter
Energizer Bunny
Everlasting Gob Dropper
Excalibur
Fat Albert
Flesh Flute
Frank n’ Beans
Fuck Puppet
George… I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
Georgia Kingsnake
The Giving Tree
Grabthar’s hammer
Hairy Houdini
Hanging Chad
Happy Harry Hard-on
He Who Must be Obeyed
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman von Longschlongenstein
Ivan the Terrible
Jimmy Wriggler
Just-in Beaver
Kaptain Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
Knobgoblin
Lance of Love
Lap Lizard
Lap Rocket
Lewinski Lunch
Lincoln Log
Little Elvis
Long Dong Silver
Longrod Von Hugedong
Lord Hardwick
Love Shaft
Moby Dick
Mr. Happy
Muff Marauder
One-eyed trouser trout
Otis Deepthroatis
Pleasure Pump
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
Python of Love
Richard and the Twins
Rumpleforeskin
Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
Sergeant Stiffy
Sex Pistol
Spanky
Sperminator
Spitting Cobra
Tan Banana
Telescope Of Love
Thrill Drill
Tonsil Tickler
Trouser Snake
Twig and Berries
Uncle Reamus
Vaginal Depth Detector
Veinous Maximus
Vlad the Impaler
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Wee Willy Winkie
Womb broom
Zipper ripper.
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@Halucinator
Let's read such books.
He who must be obeyed lmao
@Political_dude It's ridiculous for my brother.
well but mho is still mine. Right Bella?😂❤️
seriously?😂😂
wtf?😂
well let's try to name it
Choco shaft?😂
Red dragon?😂
Charismatic Slick?😂
Blue Stick?😂
lmao 😂😂
the best is yet to come GOLDEN BAZOOKA😂😂😂
MH is yours. 😌
oh thanks😂❤️
just the normal names lol
I believe it is a bit cringeworthy to call his manhood pet names lol
I might come up with one, one day though. but I won't be looking for a name lol.
I named my dick Ego so that when Bitches jerk me off They can ‘stroke my ego’ 🍆
shut up meg
@2opaz telling me to shut up just gives me a superego.
fuck my life! :D :D :D :D
Yes! My boyfriend's cock has a first and last name!
His first name is: Hugh
Last?
Mongous
Huge Mongous must be quite colossal to be named such gargantuanly
Yeah, I used to call one guy's dick the destroyer. 😂
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!No, I don't. I find the idea of naming my penis extremely cringeworthy.
It's stupid...
The name or my question lol?
No I don't.
lollipop :)
this is so sexy :)
I named my penis 'The Truth' because bitches can't handle it.
You should use less lube then, if it becomes that slippery that they can't handle it.
Impossible because the mouth becomes watery to tasty things :)
Perhaps make it less... appealing
https://i.imgur.com/3zpn26N.jpg
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