Do you have a pet name for your/your boyfriend's penis?

Do you have a pet name for your/your boyfriend's penis?
Guys, do you have a pet name for your penis?
Gals, do you have a pet name for your man's penis?

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Inspired from a similar question asked by OlderAndWiser - Do you have a pet name for your/your girlfriend's boobs?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Sharing with you one list. One of my crazy friend sent me in WhatsApp Group.

    Action Jackson
    Alabama Black Snake
    Albino Asparagus
    Atomic Turtle
    Baloney Pony
    Bat and Balls
    Bed Snake
    Beef Bayonet
    The Big Dipper
    Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
    The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
    Bushwhacker
    Buster Hymen
    Captain Winky
    Cave Hunter
    Custard Launcher
    Chicksicle
    Chief of Staff
    Clam Digger
    Clam Hammer
    Cock-a-saurus Rex
    Cocktapus
    Count Schlongula
    Crotch Cannon
    Cupid’s Arrow
    Dangling participle
    The Dicktator
    Disco Stick
    Dr. Feelgood
    Earthworm Jim
    Easy Rider
    El Presidente
    Elmer the Glue Shooter
    Energizer Bunny
    Everlasting Gob Dropper
    Excalibur
    Fat Albert
    Flesh Flute
    Frank n’ Beans
    Fuck Puppet
    George… I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
    Georgia Kingsnake
    The Giving Tree
    Grabthar’s hammer
    Hairy Houdini
    Hanging Chad
    Happy Harry Hard-on
    He Who Must be Obeyed
    Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
    Herman von Longschlongenstein
    Ivan the Terrible
    Jimmy Wriggler
    Just-in Beaver
    Kaptain Kielbasa
    King Dingaling
    King Dong
    Knobgoblin
    Lance of Love
    Lap Lizard
    Lap Rocket
    Lewinski Lunch
    Lincoln Log
    Little Elvis
    Long Dong Silver
    Longrod Von Hugedong
    Lord Hardwick
    Love Shaft
    Moby Dick
    Mr. Happy
    Muff Marauder
    One-eyed trouser trout
    Otis Deepthroatis
    Pleasure Pump
    Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
    Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
    Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
    Python of Love
    Richard and the Twins
    Rumpleforeskin
    Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
    Sergeant Stiffy
    Sex Pistol
    Spanky
    Sperminator
    Spitting Cobra
    Tan Banana
    Telescope Of Love
    Thrill Drill
    Tonsil Tickler
    Trouser Snake
    Twig and Berries
    Uncle Reamus
    Vaginal Depth Detector
    Veinous Maximus
    Vlad the Impaler
    Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
    Weapon of Ass Destruction
    Wee Willy Winkie
    Womb broom
    Zipper ripper.

    Source :
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    @Halucinator

    Let's read such books.

    • He who must be obeyed lmao

    • @Political_dude It's ridiculous for my brother.

    • well but mho is still mine. Right Bella?😂❤️

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  • seriously?😂😂
    wtf?😂
    well let's try to name it
    Choco shaft?😂
    Red dragon?😂
    Charismatic Slick?😂
    Blue Stick?😂

    lmao 😂😂

    • the best is yet to come GOLDEN BAZOOKA😂😂😂

    • MH is yours. 😌

    • oh thanks😂❤️

Most Helpful Girls

  • just the normal names lol

    I believe it is a bit cringeworthy to call his manhood pet names lol

    I might come up with one, one day though. but I won't be looking for a name lol.

  • I named my dick Ego so that when Bitches jerk me off They can ‘stroke my ego’ 🍆

    • shut up meg

    • @2opaz telling me to shut up just gives me a superego.

    • fuck my life! :D :D :D :D

  • Yes! My boyfriend's cock has a first and last name!
    His first name is: Hugh

    • Last?

    • Mongous

    • Huge Mongous must be quite colossal to be named such gargantuanly

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  • Yeah, I used to call one guy's dick the destroyer. 😂

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • No, I don't. I find the idea of naming my penis extremely cringeworthy.

  • It's stupid...

    • The name or my question lol?

  • No I don't.

  • lollipop :)

    • this is so sexy :)

  • I named my penis 'The Truth' because bitches can't handle it.

    • You should use less lube then, if it becomes that slippery that they can't handle it.

    • Impossible because the mouth becomes watery to tasty things :)

    • Perhaps make it less... appealing
      https://i.imgur.com/3zpn26N.jpg

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