
Gals, do you have a pet name for your man's penis?
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Inspired from a similar question asked by OlderAndWiser - Do you have a pet name for your/your girlfriend's boobs?
Sharing with you one list. One of my crazy friend sent me in WhatsApp Group.
Action Jackson
Alabama Black Snake
Albino Asparagus
Atomic Turtle
Baloney Pony
Bat and Balls
Bed Snake
Beef Bayonet
The Big Dipper
Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Captain Winky
Cave Hunter
Custard Launcher
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Clam Digger
Clam Hammer
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktapus
Count Schlongula
Crotch Cannon
Cupid’s Arrow
Dangling participle
The Dicktator
Disco Stick
Dr. Feelgood
Earthworm Jim
Easy Rider
El Presidente
Elmer the Glue Shooter
Energizer Bunny
Everlasting Gob Dropper
Excalibur
Fat Albert
Flesh Flute
Frank n’ Beans
Fuck Puppet
George… I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
Georgia Kingsnake
The Giving Tree
Grabthar’s hammer
Hairy Houdini
Hanging Chad
Happy Harry Hard-on
He Who Must be Obeyed
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman von Longschlongenstein
Ivan the Terrible
Jimmy Wriggler
Just-in Beaver
Kaptain Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
Knobgoblin
Lance of Love
Lap Lizard
Lap Rocket
Lewinski Lunch
Lincoln Log
Little Elvis
Long Dong Silver
Longrod Von Hugedong
Lord Hardwick
Love Shaft
Moby Dick
Mr. Happy
Muff Marauder
One-eyed trouser trout
Otis Deepthroatis
Pleasure Pump
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
Python of Love
Richard and the Twins
Rumpleforeskin
Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
Sergeant Stiffy
Sex Pistol
Spanky
Sperminator
Spitting Cobra
Tan Banana
Telescope Of Love
Thrill Drill
Tonsil Tickler
Trouser Snake
Twig and Berries
Uncle Reamus
Vaginal Depth Detector
Veinous Maximus
Vlad the Impaler
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Wee Willy Winkie
Womb broom
Zipper ripper.
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@Halucinator
Let's read such books.
He who must be obeyed lmao
@Political_dude It's ridiculous for my brother.
well but mho is still mine. Right Bella?😂❤️
seriously?😂😂
wtf?😂
well let's try to name it
Choco shaft?😂
Red dragon?😂
Charismatic Slick?😂
Blue Stick?😂
lmao 😂😂
the best is yet to come GOLDEN BAZOOKA😂😂😂
MH is yours. 😌
oh thanks😂❤️
just the normal names lol
I believe it is a bit cringeworthy to call his manhood pet names lol
I might come up with one, one day though. but I won't be looking for a name lol.
I named my dick Ego so that when Bitches jerk me off They can ‘stroke my ego’ 🍆
shut up meg
@2opaz telling me to shut up just gives me a superego.
fuck my life! :D :D :D :D
Yes! My boyfriend's cock has a first and last name!
His first name is: Hugh
Last?
Mongous
Huge Mongous must be quite colossal to be named such gargantuanly
Yeah, I used to call one guy's dick the destroyer. 😂
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!No, I don't. I find the idea of naming my penis extremely cringeworthy.
It's stupid...
The name or my question lol?
No I don't.
lollipop :)
this is so sexy :)
I named my penis 'The Truth' because bitches can't handle it.
You should use less lube then, if it becomes that slippery that they can't handle it.
Impossible because the mouth becomes watery to tasty things :)
Perhaps make it less... appealing
https://i.imgur.com/3zpn26N.jpg
Yesssss it's Jimmy lOl
First thing I thought was Jimmy Fallon. Lol
He looks better than Jimmy Fallon lOl, his full name is Jimmy Balls lmao. :-D *I feel like I am very weird in this moment in time*
Jimmy Balls? Googles meaning of Jimmy... ... Jimmy noun British informal 1. an act of urination. Jimmy Balls. Yeah. Good One! 👍
No I never thought about it but I might considerate
Nope but maybe I should, sounds hilarious :P
When I was in a relationship, I never had a pet name for there penis lol.
I thought of some funny/cool ones... but never call it by a name.
The Punisher... even thought about getting a tattoo just above it saying "THE PUNISHER". Like the pic below.. but without the skull.
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As fro a Name, (Maxx Pain) is another one I thought of;-)
I can't change my girth so I just have to embrace it, LOL.
LOL if not the tattoo, have you considered an Apadravya? xD That might compensate for your girth lol
"That might compensate for your girth lol" ? The punisher/maxx pain was due to me having too much girth... for most girls.. especially when it comes to a quicky (no foreplay) or BJs.
Ooo then definitely go for a tattoo, man. Give us some warning beforehand!
I don't, ill leave that up to my future girl.
Yes I do
Nope lol. That sounds ridiculous
Mr Willy , Mr Winker
Haha! :P
Hahha!!! :-P
Children will do this. Or when they have children in the house.
You're likely just not quite ready for all this adult stuff.
Well when I have a boyfriend I call his dick "My dick"
Girth-trude
I don't like guys
So strange. Me neither!
i call it his disco stick cause i dance on it all and the burrito cause i eat its sauce all the time ;)
I call mines a Telescope because when I put it in... she's going to see starts ⭐🌟🌟🌟
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