Do you have a pet name for your/your boyfriend's penis?

[Anonymous]

Guys, do you have a pet name for your penis?
Gals, do you have a pet name for your man's penis?

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Inspired from a similar question asked by OlderAndWiser - Do you have a pet name for your/your girlfriend's boobs?

[Anonymous]

Sharing with you one list. One of my crazy friend sent me in WhatsApp Group.

Action Jackson
Alabama Black Snake
Albino Asparagus
Atomic Turtle
Baloney Pony
Bat and Balls
Bed Snake
Beef Bayonet
The Big Dipper
Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Captain Winky
Cave Hunter
Custard Launcher
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Clam Digger
Clam Hammer
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktapus
Count Schlongula
Crotch Cannon
Cupid’s Arrow
Dangling participle
The Dicktator
Disco Stick
Dr. Feelgood
Earthworm Jim
Easy Rider
El Presidente
Elmer the Glue Shooter
Energizer Bunny
Everlasting Gob Dropper
Excalibur
Fat Albert
Flesh Flute
Frank n’ Beans
Fuck Puppet
George… I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
Georgia Kingsnake
The Giving Tree
Grabthar’s hammer
Hairy Houdini
Hanging Chad
Happy Harry Hard-on
He Who Must be Obeyed
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman von Longschlongenstein
Ivan the Terrible
Jimmy Wriggler
Just-in Beaver
Kaptain Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
Knobgoblin
Lance of Love
Lap Lizard
Lap Rocket
Lewinski Lunch
Lincoln Log
Little Elvis
Long Dong Silver
Longrod Von Hugedong
Lord Hardwick
Love Shaft
Moby Dick
Mr. Happy
Muff Marauder
One-eyed trouser trout
Otis Deepthroatis
Pleasure Pump
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
Python of Love
Richard and the Twins
Rumpleforeskin
Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
Sergeant Stiffy
Sex Pistol
Spanky
Sperminator
Spitting Cobra
Tan Banana
Telescope Of Love
Thrill Drill
Tonsil Tickler
Trouser Snake
Twig and Berries
Uncle Reamus
Vaginal Depth Detector
Veinous Maximus
Vlad the Impaler
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Wee Willy Winkie
Womb broom
Zipper ripper.

Source :
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@Halucinator

Let's read such books.

[Asker]

He who must be obeyed lmao

[Opinion Owner]

@Political_dude It's ridiculous for my brother.

[Halucinator]

well but mho is still mine. Right Bella?😂❤️

[Opinion Owner]

@Halucinator

www.azmeme.com/.../...ran-ja-jeele-apn-zindagi.jpg

Ek MHO mere bhai ke nam.

[Asker]

I gave my word. 😌

[Opinion Owner]

@YourFutureEx

I can understand your concern.
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[Political_dude]

Stop copy pasting. Try to be creative :)

[Opinion Owner]

@Political_dude Already mentioned that it's not my work.

[Political_dude]

I read that. This question wasn't meant to be informative. @BellaIsQueen asked it for fun so others can be creative and enjoy :)

[Opinion Owner]

@Political_dude

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Sharing knowledge is fun. We should enjoy knowledge sharing.

[YourFutureEx]

Hmm.. I was expecting MHO on this one. Fucking #Nepotism

[Opinion Owner]

@YourFutureEx MHO is number which keeps changing everyday. Relationships and Friendship is more important. My brother got MHO. I am Happy.

[YourFutureEx]

It's not about the numbers here, but the appreciation for the efforts made. The one who deserves should get one.

[Opinion Owner]

@YourFutureEx

"the appreciation for the efforts made."

Appreciation in Today's World? Aren't we expecting too much?

Most Popular #Learning #Websites of 2017 ↗

In today's world critics win. 🙃

[YourFutureEx]

I don't know about you, but I always expect what I deserve. Gandhivadi is so 1900s

[Opinion Owner]

@YourFutureEx

Gandhivadi belong to 1900.

In 21st century new concept of leadership have been developed. The pacesetting leader sets both high standards for themselves and those they are leading. One of the key attributes of this style is the "lead by example" approach.

Same philosophy adopted by Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Gandhi. In India their is demand of such leadership to fulfill the dream of skill India.

Mahatma Gandhi Jayanti in India - Being a Good Indian. ↗

It's one of the reason I had written this Take.

[Asker]

@YourFutureEx kitna drama lmfao. I don't give MH to hoes 😘

[YourFutureEx]

So tell me, are you setting high standards or low for yourself?

[YourFutureEx]

Go away. I don't need your pity MHOs. I have more MHOs than you have opinions.

[Asker]

"I have more MHOs than you have opinions." Which highlights kitne velle log hote hai 😂

[Halucinator]

nailed it😂😂

[Halucinator]

seriously?😂😂
wtf?😂
well let's try to name it
Choco shaft?😂
Red dragon?😂
Charismatic Slick?😂
Blue Stick?😂

lmao 😂😂

[Halucinator]

the best is yet to come GOLDEN BAZOOKA😂😂😂

[Asker]

MH is yours. 😌

[Halucinator]

oh thanks😂❤️

[Missterio]

just the normal names lol

I believe it is a bit cringeworthy to call his manhood pet names lol

I might come up with one, one day though. but I won't be looking for a name lol.

[Pomegranate139]

I named my dick Ego so that when Bitches jerk me off They can ‘stroke my ego’ 🍆

[2opaz]

shut up meg

[Pomegranate139]

@2opaz telling me to shut up just gives me a superego.

[troychapman]

fuck my life! :D :D :D :D

[Anonymous]

Yes! My boyfriend's cock has a first and last name!
His first name is: Hugh

[Asker]

Last?

[Opinion Owner]

Mongous

[Asker]

Huge Mongous must be quite colossal to be named such gargantuanly

[Opinion Owner]

No, it's rather on the small size, but I love it. And his first name isn't "Huge" it's "Hugh"

[Asker]

Okie 😂 have all the fun, my gal. 💪

[Opinion Owner]

When he comes home I'm going dress it up like a puppet. I even have a little cowboy hat for Hugh.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I used to call one guy's dick the destroyer. 😂

[BlueCoyote]

No, I don't. I find the idea of naming my penis extremely cringeworthy.

[Blondie80]

It's stupid...

[Asker]

The name or my question lol?

[Amethyst5]

No I don't.

[Bethiousity]

lollipop :)

[Comehere_]

this is so sexy :)

[YourFutureEx]

I named my penis 'The Truth' because bitches can't handle it.

[Asker]

You should use less lube then, if it becomes that slippery that they can't handle it.

[YourFutureEx]

Impossible because the mouth becomes watery to tasty things :)

[Asker]

Perhaps make it less... appealing
https://i.imgur.com/3zpn26N.jpg

[YourFutureEx]

No way I'm gonna hide The Truth. Only losers cover up the truth.
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[Asker]

Losers will have to have upstanding Truth.. to even cover it up.

[YourFutureEx]

Yeah that's why I don't need to worry cuh I no lose.
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[Asker]

It's not acting. :)

[YourFutureEx]

Must be a lesbo then :)

[Asker]

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[lazermazer]

Nation wants to know which image was here

[Asker]

@YourFutureEx LMAO. Why was that picture removed?

[YourFutureEx]

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NO ONE can defeat me 😏

[lazermazer]

It's 3:14 in the morning. You guys vamp too?

[Asker]

That's cheating! LMFAO I can't believe you'd stoop that low. But on second thought, I guess it's not that surprising. Given your propensity for gold diggers. Guess there's a reason why you love 'em. :)

[Asker]

@lazermazer jagran karna hai bas aaj.

[lazermazer]

Karo karo

[YourFutureEx]

@lazermazer m.quickmeme.com/.../...004a7ec8ef11ea9a9869710.jpg

BIQ - WTF? First you stole my meme without my permission and used it against me and now you're questioning my morals? Girl... you have no limits.

At least gold diggers have a price... a value 😎

[lazermazer]

She is not questioning them, she is just denying their existence. #burn

[YourFutureEx]

@lazermazer unlike most guys in Delhi, I have another thing girls can dig, apart from gold. #extinguished

[Asker]

"First you stole my meme without my permission and used it against me" I didn't know you'd get so butthurt over losing that you'd remove the picture.

[lazermazer]

dumping ground where there's trash everywhere? #revenge

[YourFutureEx]

BIQ - As far as I can see, someone else is getting butthurt. And I didn't lose. Where's the proof? @lazermazer yeah that's where I leave some food for people who come in my way. #forgiveness

[Asker]

Removing the pic's proof enough lol (Don't about that butthurt of mine here!)

[lazermazer]

#destroyed #epicfail

[YourFutureEx]

The only thing that was removed here was your hope :)

[lazermazer]

Be done now. Let it go both of you.

[Asker]

We're playing Lol. YFE be my Bae. ❤️

[YourFutureEx]

My squad doesn't approve losers
https://s33.postimg.org/mh4fhvj73/843121.jpg

[Asker]

My squad loves you just fine, despite all your insecurities. :) ❤️

[YourFutureEx]

Since when a bunch of geeks started calling themselves as a squad?

[Asker]

Squads disqualify geeks, since when?

[lazermazer]

And i thought you guys were done

[YourFutureEx]

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[Political_dude]

Hitler killed himself, didn't he?

[YourFutureEx]

@Political_dude most likely, but you never know.

[Warmapplecrumble]

Yesssss it's Jimmy lOl

[Asker]

First thing I thought was Jimmy Fallon. Lol

[Warmapplecrumble]

He looks better than Jimmy Fallon lOl, his full name is Jimmy Balls lmao. :-D *I feel like I am very weird in this moment in time*

[Asker]

Jimmy Balls? Googles meaning of Jimmy... ... Jimmy noun British informal 1. an act of urination. Jimmy Balls. Yeah. Good One! 👍

[Warmapplecrumble]

Hahaha :-D I never knew that !

[Lovemycountryboy]

No I never thought about it but I might considerate

[fauchelevent]

Nope but maybe I should, sounds hilarious :P

[PrincessPie]

When I was in a relationship, I never had a pet name for there penis lol.

[NJ_Casanova]

I thought of some funny/cool ones... but never call it by a name.

The Punisher... even thought about getting a tattoo just above it saying "THE PUNISHER". Like the pic below.. but without the skull.

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As fro a Name, (Maxx Pain) is another one I thought of;-)

I can't change my girth so I just have to embrace it, LOL.

[Asker]

LOL if not the tattoo, have you considered an Apadravya? xD That might compensate for your girth lol

[NJ_Casanova]

"That might compensate for your girth lol" ? The punisher/maxx pain was due to me having too much girth... for most girls.. especially when it comes to a quicky (no foreplay) or BJs.

[Asker]

Ooo then definitely go for a tattoo, man. Give us some warning beforehand!

[NJ_Casanova]

"Give us some warning beforehand!" More like a "girl's fore-arm", LOL.. length that is. thicker than most girl's wrist, which is the problem..

[Asker]

I'll pay for that tattoo, Casanova.

[sawno]

I don't, ill leave that up to my future girl.

[Deydey12345]

Yes I do

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Mr Willy , Mr Winker

[Asker]

Haha! :P

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Hahha!!! :-P

[Political_dude]

Nope lol. That sounds ridiculous

[Browneye57]

Children will do this. Or when they have children in the house.
You're likely just not quite ready for all this adult stuff.

[hannahbanana11]

Well when I have a boyfriend I call his dick "My dick"

[WhistleForTheChoir]

Girth-trude

[LegateLanius]

I don't like guys

[Asker]

So strange. Me neither!

[Kat_puppies]

i call it his disco stick cause i dance on it all and the burrito cause i eat its sauce all the time ;)

[Coconut_Man]

I call mines a Telescope because when I put it in... she's going to see starts ⭐🌟🌟🌟

[oksurething]

That's weird.

[princesesjasmin]

I call my boyfriend bunny boo lol

[TheClevelander]

You're 15, and have a boyfriend, yikes?

[catmandu222]

and you're 28 and dont have a girlfriend... yikes!

[TheClevelander]

I dont want a girlfriend

[catmandu222]

Maybe she wants a boyfriend, whats the problem?

[TheClevelander]

At 15, she's desp

[catmandu222]

You dont know that. Legally she could marry at 16. so whats the deal with dating someone at 15? desperate would be wanting to find a boyfriend asap or wanting sex with anyone asap because you want to get off. Some kids become best friends when theyre young and end up together for the rest of their lives.

[TheClevelander]

She's desp. dude, she's 15

[catmandu222]

So you're telling me you didn't like anyone when you were 15?

[TheClevelander]

I had other problems at 15, hell, i didn't even want one at 13

[catmandu222]

alrighty then

[TheClevelander]

Thats my point, why should she want one at 15. she's DESP.

[catmandu222]

Everyone is different. some want one early, some dont. doesn't mean there desp

[TheClevelander]

No, it means she's desp. at 15, you're desp.

[catmandu222]

Whatever floats your boat there

[TheClevelander]

It's fact

[Asker]

That's cute! :P

[princesesjasmin]

What's wrong with having a boyfriend?

[TheClevelander]

At 15, everything

[princesesjasmin]

You must be living in a cave.

[TheClevelander]

just sayin'

[princesesjasmin]

Okay ;p

[catmandu222]

I bet he's living in a cave. Im all for ya girl

[princesesjasmin]

Thank you (: My dad happy I have a boyfriend my mommy mad

[TheClevelander]

i didn't have a girlfriend at 15, i didn't need or want one. why should you have a gbf?

[TheClevelander]

bf*?

[catmandu222]

because maybe she wants one. Just because you didn't want one at that age doesn't mean no one else does

[TheClevelander]

why should she need one at 15 though

[catmandu222]

Why do you need to have a closed mind? Because you want to. just like she wants a boyfriend.

[TheClevelander]

Not a closed mind, just smart

[catmandu222]

😂😂😂

[TheClevelander]

just sayan

[princesesjasmin]

I'm just ignore you

[catmandu222]

Im going to start doing the same to him. No point in reasoning with a close minded fuck

[princesesjasmin]

Ya his just dumb

[Abraham_95]

Cock

[Decentguy]

Yes, its Dark knight. Bitches love when the dark knight rises

[2opaz]

im an adult, i dont do those things...

[EnglishHorseJumperr]

Omfg your picture goes right into the mood :)

[SultanT123]

My girlfriend call it Rocket

[disgustingweebtrash]

I don't have a boyfriend

[PrincessPie]

https://i.imgur.com/ZEA2rtH.gif

[disgustingweebtrash]

@PrincessPie You're my boyfriend

[PrincessPie]

EXACTLY.

[anametouse]

I call it Oppression because it goes against my hetero rights. Just kidding, it's name is Spanky because it likes my ass

[prudvulp]

My girlfriend used to call it tuba..

[BronzedAdonis]

the inseminator

[lazermazer]

Not really, why would i? Lol

[markscott]

Just for laughs

[lazermazer]

@markscott that i do all the time, lol. But usually girls start first.

[greNader]

My penis is named Bartholomew

[Asker]

How cute.

[greNader]

Bartholomew sends his greetings.

[Asker]

Howdydo! 😪

[greNader]

Hiii

[DNB1994]

That’s so hilarious and messed up at the same time , I’m not even responding to this

[Asker]

You didn't have to! Lol

[Tazmanian_D]

😂😂😂

[CubaPirate]

Joystick!

[jon28805]

Bert.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, the pussy dude

[Anonymous]

Yees she named my cock my nickname which was weird lol

[Anonymous]

Damn son!

[YourFutureEx]

"Damn son" really? That's a very weird name 😐

[Opinion Owner]

@YourFutureEx It's not the name 😄 I'm just shocked about the question

[Asker]

Bu.. but you should've said daughter.. no?

[Opinion Owner]

have you never ever heard the expression "damn son"?

[Asker]

Nope

[Asker]

@YourFutureEx have you?

[YourFutureEx]

I have
But not that one
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This one

[Anonymous]

HOTDOG

[2opaz]

@HavanaHeart? is that you?

[Anonymous]

Hahaha first time it look like dick not dog

[Asker]

That's why I said to look twice lol