Do you ladies out there have a name for your vibrators/dildos?

SarahP Yoda

Do you ladies out there have a name for your vibrators/dildos? I call my vibrator "Mr. Big", but he's dying a slow, barely vibrating, death. Looking for names for my next one. Lol

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bunnyy Xper 6
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Pinky doodle! but now it's dead :(
It made me less nervous for sex because my boyfriend ended up being basically the same size down there as pinky doodle! hahaha
pro tip- if they say waterproof they are only waterproof if you screw the cap on tight enough! :(
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- gtrain
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  same size as in a pinky dick? lol
- bunnyy
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  I should hope no one's pinky is 7 inches long!
- TiffyTiff
  4 mo
  I named mine,”Flow”
sexyredhead Xper 5
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No I've never actually owned one but im not sure if i would name it if i did haha. i have been very tempted to buy one a few times but haven't yet
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- SarahP
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  I think it's just fun to give it a name that way when you're talking about your sexual antics with your friends, you don't have to say vibrator or dildo. Lol
- sexyredhead
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  haha ya i can understand that!
Anonymous
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Yeah. Shallow Al, Mr Brightside, skid mark and Gav the twat
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- Illusive_Man
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  LOL GAV THE TWAT
- SarahP
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  Interesting choice of names. Lol
- Account
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  Gav the twat. ROFL.

Most Helpful Guys

wankiam Master
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im not a girl and its not a vibrator but on a similar note, i call my sex doll jess
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- SarahP
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  Lol. Nice. I nearly asked that in my question, but didn't want to offend any guys. :)
- wankiam
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  from what i gather on here im the only guy that has a real doll...
- SarahP
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  Apparently... Or the only one with the balls to admit it. :p
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- wankiam
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  and the 4grand she cost me lol good investment though
- SarahP
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  Wow! That's impressive.
- wankiam
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  how so... i wanted one for a while and it didn't take too long to save up. i spend quite a lot on outfits for her now
- SarahP
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  The blow up ones just wouldn't cut it? ;)
- wankiam
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  they are rubbish... you seen a real doll?
- SarahP
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  Like from the movie Lars and the real girl?
- wankiam
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  i guess so but jess is far sexier. she was supposed to be an occasional treat but i fuck her most days.
- SarahP
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  Whatever keeps you happy, right? Is this because you don't have time for a real woman?
- wankiam
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  partly because work does take over but mostly because its a real thrill to do something so taboo. also because im addicted to p*rn and im a diagnosed chronic masturbater so its easier to be with a doll than a woman with feelings
- SarahP
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  I guess when you put it that way, you're right. :)
- wankiam
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  good to meet somone who understands x
- SarahP
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  I'm very open minded :)
- wankiam
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  i can see that,,, i wish more were like you x pm me sometime
- SarahP
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  You know where to find me. :)
Illusive_Man Guru
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Woody and buzz are the classics,
weknowmemes.com/.../g1336547430342431815.jpg
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- Random_chick_2384
  +1 y
  Oh my gosh. I will never watch the show the same!!
- Illusive_Man
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  @Random_chick_2384 "You've got a friend in me" :3
- Illusive_Man
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  "Strange things are happening to me"
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- Random_chick_2384
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  Yep never...😖
- Illusive_Man
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  @Random_chick_2384
  What a way to ruin a classic eh lol?
  static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Woody_e4523c_836995.jpg
- Illusive_Man
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  *Go away Chris Hansen , you're a creeper

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ladieslady50 Xper 5
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Yep, there's Slim, Sean and Dirk
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- SarahP
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  3 of them? Wow! Impressive. :)
- ladieslady50
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  Haha, thanks... I like a bit of variety ;-)
- SarahP
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  Nothing wrong with that! Thanks for being open to my question :)
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- ladieslady50
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  My pleasure... being open keep life interesting
- I_M_LEGEND
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  dirk rhymes with girth... is he the thickest one?
- ladieslady50
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  Dirk , as in Dirk Diggler
kittykatg Yoda
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No, never thought to, but I did name my first car Tony.
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- SarahP
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  Good solid name for a car. :)
- kittykatg
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  Thanks, I got him in winter and had to keep him outside so he was always covered in frost. That made me think of frosted flakes and that made me think of Tony the Tiger, hence the name.
- SarahP
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  My sister named her first car Harrison... it was a Ford car. Lol
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- kittykatg
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  I love it!
BuchitaBuchys Guru
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I call it the mouse. Cuz my kitty is always chasing it haha ;)
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- SarahP
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  Omg! Lol. Too funny!
- kain7th
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  haha meow meowww ;)
- BuchitaBuchys
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  @asker ;) @kain7th haha ;P
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- badboygood
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  Ha ha. That is perfect.
- BuchitaBuchys
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  @badboygood thank you :P
- badboygood
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  You are so welcome @BuchitaBuchys
Klaatu51 Master
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Basically... what's the point of naming a dick/dildo... many guys name their dicks, and many girls name their dildos... why's that?
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PiuBelloAmante Yoda
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i might deactivate my GAG account...
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- SarahP
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  Not sure why this question would make you do that.
- PiuBelloAmante
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  i was just playing! lol i just never heard of a woman naming her "toys" its very interesting actually! would you ever name it after a person? like Channing or Adam Levine, maybe ryan gosling
- SarahP
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  Sorry. Just seemed like some were offended by this question. Mr. Big is actually from Sex in the City. :)
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- PiuBelloAmante
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  haha not at all offended! listen i know people who call their hand Manuela so thats even worse lol! haha you see! so you named it after a character... Channing Tatum sounds kinky try using that for your next toy! have fun!
- SarahP
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  I would call it Joshua... I love love love Joshua Jackson... BUT my son's name is Joshua, so that's just wrong. Lol
- PiuBelloAmante
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  yeah dont do that lol!!! hmmm name it Clit EastWOOD lol, sorry that was horrible lol!
- SarahP
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  Lol lol lol. That's actually a pretty good name.
- PiuBelloAmante
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  haha I don't know why am i thinking of names for a vibrator... i am gonna leave now, have fun finding the perfect name for your new toy
- SarahP
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  Thanks for your input :)
- PiuBelloAmante
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  no problem i always enjoy putting in i mean inputting lol!
CHARismatic110 Editor
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I call mine Pinky. It's pink, lol nothing fancy.
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JackKerouac77 Guru
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@linkywinky calls hers "The Amazing Polynesian Jojo Fruit"

Why? Anyone's guess.
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- linkywinky
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  I saw in my feed that you had shared an opinion on this and then I saw the orange notification in the right corner and I knew it was going to be a mention notification, and I knew it was going to be this question, and I knew it was gonna be from you. :p on another note: STOP TELLIN MY SECRETS, YOU.
- SarahP
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  Now that's funny. Lol
- JackKerouac77
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  @linkywinky YOU ARE ALL KNOWINGGGGGG
badboygood Xper 2
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I have no idea why I love this question so much.
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- SarahP
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  Pure fascination, probably. :)
- badboygood
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  It is deviously fun and incredibly hot all at the same time.
- badboygood
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  I like your hair and your "sexy look" in your profile too @SarahP
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- SarahP
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  *blush* Awww shucks. Thank you ;)
- badboygood
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  Maybe you are deviously fun and incredibly hot too? :) How will you go about getting a new vibrator when "Mr. Big" gives you his last vibe? Do you research or what? You are welcome to message me.
- SarahP
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  I go into the sex shop and pick whatever takes my fancy. There's no shame in my game. ;)
- badboygood
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  I wouldn't be ashamed either. I've been to the shop with girls to get some um... supplies too. We should go together. Id love to help you. ;) What do you look for?
- SarahP
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  I've thought about the 'rabbit'. Hit 2 areas at the same time. Or maybe even the 'party animal' and get all 3 going at the same time. ;)
miserybusiness Yoda
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I named it after a guy I'm crushing on, haha.
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- SarahP
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  Does the name change if your crush changes? :)
- miserybusiness
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  Apparently not hahaha. The name sticks.
MrThrusty Xper 5
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what a slutty/ pathetic question
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- SarahP
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  How exactly is it a pathetic question? Or slutty even? Nothing wrong with it at all.
jag420 Xper 5
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Guess you've got your moneys worth out it lol.
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- SarahP
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  Not as much as I'd like. Lol
- jag420
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  Haha how much is not enough? Well at least you can replace it you're not wearing your wrists out like us guys lol
- SarahP
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  I've got carpal tunnel... my vibrator has to do all the work. Lol
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- jag420
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  LOL Well i guess we are all at risk of that happening, which is part of the reason i use two hands haha
Trailblazer23 Xper 4
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this question in conjunction with your profile picture just gave me a massive erection
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- SarahP
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  :-o why, thank you very much ;)
- Trailblazer23
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  you spend one night with me and I promise you will throw your vibrators in the garbage.
- SarahP
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  Still good to have the vibrator though. Adds to the fun. ;)
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- BenTydears
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  I think vibrators are great. No guy can compete against them cos a woman will ALWAYS put it where she needs it to go. Besides, a vibrator should be looked upon as HELPING a guy bring a woman to climax!
kaitlovesyou Yoda
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Yes lol all four (soon to be five) have names lol
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- badboygood
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  Maybe you should change your name to kaitlovesherself? Lol.
XEmmaSigsX Xper 7
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I call mine georgio:P
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Zayed_ Xper 5
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The question how big is it for you to call it mr. Big?
Is it that worthy of the name?
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LavLavLuv Guru
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No i dont
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BenTydears Xper 1
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Of my girlfriends who I've asked: one of them has an electric toothbrush she calls Mr. Clean. Then another girlfriend has one she calls George. Another one has a vibrator she calls Viola (the Vibrator) and two other women use "The Wand", which is that big unit by Hitachi.
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TiffyTiff Xper 1
4 mo
I named mine, “Flow”
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Anonymous
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yeah. i call mine the big sexy.
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Anonymous
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My wife said a lot of women have names for them. #lovetoys
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- SarahP
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  Exactly! Thank you! It's not totally weird. Lol
- Opinion Owner
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  We buy all waterproof rechargeable vibrators as they last a while and very strong. ;)
- SarahP
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  Really? I've never seen those ones. God idea though. :)
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- SarahP
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  *good
- Opinion Owner
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  They cost a little more but they are well worth it.
- SarahP
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  If they last, I'd say so too.
- Opinion Owner
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  We've had ours about a year and couldn't imagine life without them. Haha.
- SarahP
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  Glad you're still having so much fun :)
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