Do you think I missed out on a great opportunity from this sex dm request from a perv?

[Msputiton]

Here is the entire conversation.

PERV:Hello my dear

PERV: Baby

ME: Father

PERV:what father
why are you calling me daddy

ME: Why are you calling me baby

PERV:I said in the sense of love baby
rather i want to have sex and i wrote maybe you will accept

ME:Oh so you call people you wanna have sex with a infant.
Interesting🤔

PERV:anyway dear can you orgasm with me

ME:Doubtful

PERV: *INSERT A LINK TO PENIS PIC*
what is suspicious

ME:Oh wow. You have a penis. Who knew. Geez. thanks for clearing that up

PERV: did you like it
can you lick my penis then fuck you

ME:Actually i didn't, it was very boring, and not very impressive.
You want me to lick it and then you want me to fuck me?🤣

PERV:yes I would like you to lick and then I would like to fuck you
if this was possible

ME:It's not possible.
I would be ashamed and embarrassed of myself if i ever had sex with you.
So i will definitely say it's a pass.
But you have a nice day.

PERV:Okey

[Sixgunsound]

My absolute favorite nurse at the hospital I used to work in public safety for came over to see what we were all doing standing around a hall bed one night and it was to protect the people in other beds from him exposing himself to get seen quicker. Unfortunately this works all too well. Staff want difficult patients gone, and seeing them first is usually the quickest way to make that happen. So she comes over, takes one look, and says “honey that’s not even enough for a call back” and keeps right on walking. He drops his manhood zips up and shuts up for the rest of the night. LEGEND

[Msputiton]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[ohsheeT]

I don't even know if I should answer this question I'm going to have to go with first of all if that's all he gots right there that's terrible he's not going to be a good lay he's not going to be good anything I mean he has no passion no seduction he has nothing I don't know I look at it two different ways and this is the part that I'm laughing at and I hate so much even talking about it or saying it but he could have done so much better I mean first of all has he ever looked at you he is a fool for even looking into your eyes and thinking that he could get away with it being that cheap about even being a perv I mean if he's going to be a perv about it at least melt you at least make you curious at least get you turned on do something besides just make everything about him that's just ridiculous no I don't think you're missing out on anything not at all

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

See this is why you should always have an uno reverse card for when they send photos. You send one back of some rotting one and tell him to lick yours first.

In any case nothing of value was lost by missing out here.

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[JenniferBiArizona]

I don’t understand when they start conversations like that And then they expect you to get turned on by that pic

[Msputiton]

They have no clue how to interact with a woman

[Sixgunsound]

That’s why I picked the answer they have no idea how to interact with women.

[JenniferBiArizona]

@Sixgunsound thank you for your honesty.

[Sixgunsound]

I call it like I see it even if it goes against men. Integrity and principles are my affinity group not identity. Conversation is a skill that many people have lost in quarantine over the last few years. Just because it’s understandable, does not make it excusable however. I feel the worst for students who were denied an opportunity to learn communication skills from their peers while they were shut away at home.

[MrOracle]

Well, I guess he at least gets points for honesty and being direct, because he failed in virtually every other way possible.

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[WindAtMyBack]

You mean he didn't offer to take you out to eat at McDonald's first?

[Msputiton]

I know. How rude of him😤

[LikeALog]

You may have missed the greatest adventure of your life, you could have let out the wild side you've been suppressing, had one great fling. What a story to mesmerize your grand children. You could have become a legend in their eyes for your daring. What an opportunity you passed up! But like usual, I'm probably wrong.🙁

[Sour-rose]

Funkin' LOOOOOSAAAAA! Better you didn't, so good for you

[SeriouslyFunny00]

This is the best response! 🤣👏

[RedStiletto88]

‘Aww it looks sickly. You should have it removed in case it catches to the rest of your body’ .. 😂😂

[20yearsolder]

Shanaynay, you should have rocked his world

[hyperben]

you definitely didn't miss out on anything worth having!

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[Agape93]

... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Blackcupcake]

I’m dead🤣💀

[Msputiton]

I mean how he think that would work 🤣

[Blackcupcake]

very dumb…

[QuietKyody]

Hey chill with the "No he is probably a virgin who can't talk to women"

I am one and that stung. I am not a perv and definitely would never do this to anyone! Or anything relating to it. I have had crippling social issues since I was in Pre-K. And I think I am a pretty swell guy... :) I will probably keep saying that until I die alone XD

[Msputiton]

Not all virgins are bad. But no way he could he anything but one because how he treats us

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

No, he is probably a virgin who can't talk to women

[exitseven]

Why did you even engage with him? There are so many weirdos on the internet so you should be careful.

[Msputiton]

I'm a big girl. A creepy perv over the internet won't kill me

[exitseven]

Still , it only encourages them.

[Msputiton]

It helps me to find out who needs blocking and who doesn't.

[exitseven]

I guess that makes sense.

[humanearth]

What a moron, I wouldn't have even replied to the idiot

[Msputiton]

He really is sometimes they are fun to annoy

[Googlemyahoo]

Sounds pretty convincing I don’t understand how you resisted

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[Googlemyahoo]

I found him!

https://youtu.be/DbsMZecRgbI

[es20490446e]

The guy is not bad at conversation, at least about his dick.

[JPresidente]

His pick up lines were the best. All men should take notes. He has a future as a pick up artist.

[Msputiton]

Agree

[AndrésC64]

Do you know this person?

[Msputiton]

No that was the first and will be our only conversation

[loveslongnails]

Are you really bored? This can't be a serious question.

[macjets007]

Are they putting something in the water? Why are people so crazy these days lol