Wait, is he using tip to balls or tip to base? Welcome to the wide, wonderful world of penis measuring, OP.
This is what I suggest: take a ruler, slam it down on the table, look him dead in the eyes and say, "boyfriend, suddenly, and for no reason at all, I'm super horny and want to give you a blow job." If he's the soft type, you may have to be a little less confrontational, tell him how great his dick is, and you believe he may be bigger than 8" just because of how good he feels, luckily you've got a ruler right here.
You mean the tip of the penis to the back of just below your sphincter. I know this from experience.
If your motivation is to gather evidence to prove he is lying about his penis size then yes it would be very rude and you are looking for trouble as in break up trouble.
The best way to drive a man away is to point out how inadequate he is for your needs.
That said, if your motivation was (and I suspect it is not) to turn him on then sure go ahead and break out the ruler and then act amazed at how big it is.
Give the MHO to @ushagomez Her answer was phenomenal.
And I second it.
It's going to cause a fight if you bring this up with him.
But he's kind of an idiot for lying so blatantly. It will teach him a lesson to stop being so reckless with the things he says to you/people, and then pusses out and gets mad at you for arguing for truth.
He may never forgive you for doing this. So if he really matters to you, don't do it.
But he needs to grow up, and on the flip side, you might help him to do that.
It would be a useful exercise to validate the rule that for dimensions greater than 6, then usually... actual size = claimed size - 2
However measuring it may be injurious to the owner’s ego and potentially to your relationship with the owner.
Although you could of course use a measure that you have carefully modified to scale to accommodate the owner’s claim, should you believe that the pleasure it provides is satisfactory.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Why bother though? All that really matters is if you like it, if it satisfies you. If you do it, it'd either be because 1) you care about the number... which is silly to me or 2) you care that he's lying, in which case... it's a guy and his penis, of course he prob gave himself an extra inch, is it that big of a deal though?
He’s cucked
You can ask... but it wouldn't change anything, the sex can be good and bad regardless how big the penis is. Its not like, sex is good and you realize his dick his actually smaller, bam sex is bad now and feels different.
Every dude did measure his peenor at least once in their lifetimes. Either with a ruler or by comparing it with an object. Stupid concepts in modern society made sure to make a guy with a smaller than average prick feel complexed about it, so that only comes as natural.
Doing that for your own fun is not rude in the slightest. Posting info about it on Facebook or whatever other braindead social network, now THAT, is rude. Silly. Right-up idiotic thing to do.
Congratulations on winning a Troll of the day award.
Cock sizes do not matter at all. Any cock size larger than 2-3 inches are enough to satisfy you. Big dick is something that men say to boost their ego.
What really matters during sex is how hard your boyfriend is, and how thick the cock is,
And, he apparently isn't 8in, and he's shy you might find out the truth, So, let him have his peace.
If you are intimate enough to have sex, measuring his penis should not be a problem. At least not for most guys.
Does it matter?
Is he pleasing you?
Why try to hurt his feelings?
You know guys be sensitive about their penis size.
I think it's fun to measure each other's body parts. Tell him he can measure your areolas/nipples/pussy/labia/clit/etc if you can measure his dick. There are other measuring games to play that he may enjoy such as how far can he ejaculate, how much cum does he have in a load, how much of his dick can you fit in your mouth, etc.
One time I was buying my wife a ring and I didn't know what her ring size was. THe jeweler gave me this little measuring thing. A waited for her to fall asleep and I measured her finger. Maybe you can get a little measuring tape and measure him while he is asleep. Maybe get him in the morning before he wakes up so he will have morning wood.
But what if he is a light sleeper which I hope he is to counteract your statement?
Well why does it matter. One of them is either wrong or lying, but what does it matter to you?
It could come out bigger with you handling his cock.
You are. WAY.
Consider just being grateful he even talks to you.
So, what kind of huge shit do you shove up there anyway?
Do you know why women are such a bad judge of distance?
Because they've been told all their lives that 6" is a foot.
It's not rude at all. I think it's hot if your girlfriend measure you if anything.
Most guys have no problem with this. But if he refuses, than he's probably a lot smaller, lol.
Lol. I wouldn’t like that. I’ve never measured mine. I woundnt want someone else to either.
Not rude at all. It can turn in something funny. I don't get the claiming of being 8". I never said my size to women. If they would ask of course I would say. Anyway, is he pleasuring you with his 6", 7", 8" or 9" penis? If so, is it the size that important?
Rude yes and also not needed. Why does it matter how big or small he is, if he pleases you sexually then thats all you need to be concerned about
Here is what you do, you tell him that it is okay no matter how big it actually is, and for asking such a thing from your fault of some sort that you are willing to let him inseminate you without him having to put his wang inside you as a punishment that he gets to do towards you that you earned.
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