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(See 0:10 on this video to see the part where Squidward wants to partake in a 7 Mile Spanking Machine.)
Also if you expected Squidward to be a sub, please explain why. I'm curious.
Do you think Squidward is a sub, dom, or switch?
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(See 0:10 on this video to see the part where Squidward wants to partake in a 7 Mile Spanking Machine.)
Also if you expected Squidward to be a sub, please explain why. I'm curious.
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Super important update: Squidward is confirmed as a switch. He happily created a power dynamic in which he referred to Spongebob and Patrick as his "slaves". Thank you everyone for participating and contributing your input to this super important question.
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15 24squidward is a yes man
How? He always refutes everything that anyone says :P
he just seems that way.. lol
You must have way too much extra free time on your hands if you're spending it thinking about this stuff lol
Slow day?
I'm pretty sure most fish reproduce asexually so probably asexual
Fish mostly reproduce sexually, some normally, some rather strangely. Some can produce both eggs and sperm and mate with themselves.
Fish spawn. Females lay clusters of eggs and males squirt clouds of sperm on them. Squids are cephalopods and not fish, so often the male slips a packet of sperm to the female which she uses to fertilize her eggs. And as far as definitions are concerned, I believe sexual reproduction most of the time involves the fertilization of an egg with sperm. Though really, it just has to involve combining genes of two organisms. Aesexual reproduction would be something like bacteria dividing, or propagating a stem from a tree.
^Scientist in the house! Love it!
@Celtero most fish fertilization is internal.
Thought most were asexual but then again what do I know I'm just a random guy on the Internet 😂
lol he's a squid they mate with female squids
Squidward is asexual
Let’s say switch, I don't know what I’m saying I’m just replying
I don't have a clue.
I would've expected Squidward to be asexual
😂😂😂 uh what?
Do you think Squidward is a sub, dom, or switch?
I don't think squidward cares about that tbh
Then why did he ask to be spanked by an entire crowd of people?
that was Spongebob
No it wasn't. Spongebob ran away screaming, and then Squidward came up and said "is this where the line starts?"
Spongebob wants to be felt up by squidward badly
This nigga is so freaking gay or he's bisexual
I don't know how to feel about this question or this information
He is pussy licker
Y'all need Jesus
Has he set it to wombo?