Do you think that God is the Ultimate Cock Blocker?

I was having a chat with a male friend. And we were listing all the things that were ‘cock blockers’... children, parents, the drunk friend, lack of protection... but he was saying that the ultimate cock blocker is God. Do you think this is true? Any stories?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I'd say yes and no. In terms of one night stands or casual sex, yes. In terns of marriage relationships then no. But I will say this, if someone is in prayer or meditation then yes, it's not happening then either :)

    • Thank you :)

  • As an atheist, no, but people’s belief in their fictional deity can be.

Most Helpful Girls

  • The biggest cockblocker in my life was my ex.

    • Lol 😂🙌

  • Maybe he meant religion in general.

    • He said it was a joke. We were watching a stupid movie and the characters were saying that children were the ultimate cock blocker. My friend was saying that he hasn’t found that. Then he came out of nowhere and declared that ‘god is the ultimate cock blocker’. It was so funny. Lol 😂

    • Thank for the award to put in my Christmas stocking, along with the lump of coal in there. :)

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  • I always had more problems with the girlfriends of the girl, and every now and then some guy who either seems clueless of what's going on or jealous to interfere so much.

  • God is a cock blocker because there were no condoms or medical treatments for STDs for most of human history. STDs are real life. People think of sex as all fun and games, but it's really not.

  • I am Jewish or "God's chosen people" and he did not cock block my Hindu boyfriend for 3+ years so I guess not 😂

    • What's this hindu boyfriend?

    • What else do you think it means 😂😂 Hindu as in he follows the religion Hinduism

    • Ok i dont about that 😇🤣

  • In my teens that definitely held up. All the girls i was starting to bond with moved classes or towns out of nowhere. Or finally when someone fell for me she'd secretly have a boyfriend she got back will or fell for someone else out of nowhere.

  • In a sense. Literally, no. He has no real power.

  • The ultimate Cock Blocker is traditional women who are the gatekeepers of sex.
    G0d created males to want to fukk every female in sight. G0d created females to civilize and direct that into civic behavior. That is why females today who exhibit male appetites and attitudes are at the core of societal decline. Yep. It's women's fault.

    • Why would God create men to be uncivilized, and then punish them for it? "But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell." (Matt 5:28-29) Considering the punishment for this behavior, I don't see how it would make sense that God designed men to be that way

    • @mistixs "Why would God create men to be uncivilized, and then punish them for it?" *G0d created us this way to kill dangerous fame (Mammoths) and fight wars. That aggression extends to the spoils... getting the babes. You are right that civilized men carry the burden of being addicted to sex. The consequences are all over the news. Can you sat Jeffrey Epstein? *Jesus was accentuating His view of the urgency of sin, although even faithful Christians do not go around plucking out their eyes. It is up to Believers to carry that burden and restrain themselves. "Considering the punishment for this behavior, I don't see how it would make sense that God designed men to be that way" *In the same sense, the US Navy trains Seals to be assassins but expects us not to pursue that "off the job" The only way Humans would have survives in the early days was due to this kind of aggression. I don't expect you to understand this. Being male would help.

  • Since God is the Creator of the universe, by definition, that is certainly within His powers to do.

  • Nope but I'm also not Christian..

  • No but we definitely blame all our problems on god like wear the ones that are perfect

  • Yeah, I had a girl pull a conversion of faith or no date. She was willing to prostitute herself for Christ, but that was twenty years ago. I would advise your friend to stop picking up girls in churches.

  • Hell no!!! God was the one encouraged us to increase and multiply. 😂😂

  • Wouldn't know we don't talk to each other he is busy

  • Anything is possible!! But yeah, he's definitely a huge co-blocker

  • No. People in the past didn't care to fuck when children could hear it.

  • I guess when you consider the amount of women and men that save them selves for marriage.

  • Respect peoples beliefs is that so hard. Just because we refuse to sleep with anyone doesn’t mean gods a cockblock. It has scientific benefits as well. This sex crazed culture we’re living is insane.