Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health Does a man's dog relate to his penis size?
purplepoppy Master
I was approached yesterday by a friend's corgi that wanted to play. As much as I like dogs I find little ones more irritating than fun. Sure they fetch things and roll over but somehow they're just not as satisfying to play with as big dogs. You can give a big dog a hug, a long stroke or wrestle on the floor with it but a little one just seems to get in the way. Funny enough this particular guy only has a small penis which got me thinking about guys and their dogs. I drew a graph of guys I knew and plotted dog size against penis size and there's definitely a correlation. My theory is guys choose dogs based on what size penis they have because that's the size what they're used to playing with.
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What Girls & Guys Said
3 26Can I go now cuz I have a chihuahua
Yes, you may go
How do you know that the guy has a small penis?
No connection
This means that if a guy owns a female dog...😲
Well mine is 4 inches hard an I was thinking about killing my self because women don’t want it
If that's true then I don't have a dick cause I'm a cat person. I'll like any dog if they're at least somewhat calm.
The bigger the dog the smaller the dick