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  • Oh no, does that mean all the girls I know will get breast cancer too? I've been known to stimulate someone's melons so much sometimes to cause discomfort. So can their ta-ta's also become inflamed like the bowels of Hell? Or could the coconuts become infected like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen infected prime time television? Chesticle cancer is a complex disease that is influenced by many factors, but could God's hatred of my enchilda diet determine whether they have a terminal illness. Please advice.

    • Praise the holy God of boobs, orgasms and coom!

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  • They're brainwashing us. I read somewhere once that people believe 95% of what they are told, or something like that. I think they're just trying to scare people to sell more condoms, lol. Hey, you can't make money off of condoms if everyone is giving or getting head! ha

  • Now guys with cancer won't seek treatment in fear of being labelled cockgobbers.

    • Be still, and know that @bean2k21 is God.

  • That's one reason why it's wrong

  • This is the biggest load of horsehsit I've ever read lol.
    Almost everyone who's ever had sex has HPV. It rarely turns into cancer. Definently not often enough for it to be the leading cause of throat cancer.
    And no, I'm not an expert. It's just common sense

  • A friend's son-in-law, developed cancer of the tonsils, I believe and went through hellashious treatment for it, and is now still suffering problems from the radiation treatments. She, my friend, said he believed it was from eating pussy with a past girlfriend, but I don't know how that could be proven.

    That said, Michael Douglas suffered throat cancer, and almost died, and he (supposedly) blamed it on eating his wife;s pussy a lot. (Can't say I blame him)

    "Purple-poppy" may be correct, in that guys may avoid treatment for cancer for fear of being accused of being a pussy gobbler and/or cock gobbler.

    Oh, well, Girls/Guys... gobble on!

  • no, that's fkn dumb