Guys, don't you agree? When Google invents mind reading gizmos and installs them in Android phones, we're all screwed. ?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I was talking to one of my favorite homies on here, and I said I was a bit wild in high school, but was married and settled down in college. But do thoughts count? We lived in a trailer court, and our trailer was on the hill. I came home late from work, and my husband was sleeping. I heard music down the hill, and realized a party was going on. I tip-toed in the bedroom and grabbed my spotting scope. (my homie knows more about the scope, but I won't mention it here.)

Yep, just as I suspected! The dress code for this party, was that they weren't dressed! We can control our actions, but not our thoughts. I had some wicked thoughts.

"High, I'm Gummy, and I'm the assistant weekend trailer park manager, and we've had a few noise complaints. Oh, wow, are those Red Solo cups? What's in that keg thing? Is it free?"

A lot of questions are asked on this site about the definition of cheating, but is beer cheating? What does it mean?

When Google invents the mind reading machine, the divorce rate is going to go from 50% to 100%

[ShiftingMonke]

I would wonder how iPhone users would escape the thought broadcast widget; them again, buying the same phone each year with less features and a $200 price increase is pretty indicative of a lack of thoughts. 🤣😂

[Gummy_Cluster]

I've had ONE iPhone, and that was enough. Now I have a Google Pixel, and I hate it. it does whatever it wants. One day it downloaded a game and started playing it. And the POS wlll just call guys at random! Hank: Hey, Gummy, I'm glad you called. Gummy: Actually, my Pixel called. Hank: How have you been? Gummy: Good. But I have this new phone, and it has a mind of its own. Hank: Remember that time at the lake? Gummy: So it's a Google phone, and I'm going to take it back. Hank: What are you wearing?

[ShiftingMonke]

Yeah, uncle Hank gets like that. It's why he isn't all at family reunions anymore. I was 12 when I finally figured out who 'Sex' was, and how Uncle Hank offended them. I've got the Galaxy S22 Ultra, the stylus is super handy for drawing genitalia on the go so I won't complain about it.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I was just at the cell store about a week ago, and I think the guys had the same phone as you. Very pricey. I have two phones. One is cheap, and the other is pricey. (450 clams) I just asked the fella to switch sim cards. I like the cheap phone much better than the pricey phone. I had a 900 clam Samsung, but the battery was about dead. The dude said a new battery would be 200 clams. Fuck that. I went downtown and bought me a Motorola for 120 clams. Best phone I ever had. I will never again buy an expensive phone. I was talking to a dude on this site, and he was asking how to post pics.


I told him I only knew how to do it with a computer. He said he didn't have one. I told him he could get a used one for 40 clams. He said he couldn't afford it.

I told him that his phone could make him money while he slept. There are sites that will pay you to watch stupid commercials. You can make about 12 cents per hour. Do the math.

Did he do it? Probably not. It's much easier to curse the darkness, than to light a candle.

[ShiftingMonke]

I was wondering how the booty shorts would come into play; I prefer the sweatpant short shorts, I call them Lazy Dukes. Yeah, this phone was a flagship for a few months, I originally got the Fold 3 but the screen messed up and my insurance couldn't source a replacement in time so they gave me this instead. I don't own a TV so this is my only digital entertainment. I couldn't tell you what it cost, I had to check the model in the "about phone" section of the settings. Why do you have 2 phones? One for the plug, and one for crows? I've always thought those ad apps were scams.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Having two phones has saved my bacon more than a few times. You just never know when one is going to bite the dust.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

[ShiftingMonke]

What was threatening your bacon?

And thanks for that earworm, I'll raise you another..

https://youtu.be/0ZJqRQofg_I

[Gummy_Cluster]

Nice!

[ShiftingMonke]

😂🤣😂🤣 That was the the wrong link but I can't even follow it up with the right one. My bad!!!

[Gummy_Cluster]

I was wondering about that link. I shot some videos on the beach in Thailand. I had girls dancing in the sand, and I set it to this music. They loved it. I posted it on YouTube and sent them the links, but the rat bastards muted the music because I pirated it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN8tC2XlCSk
I'm a free spirit like Jack Sparrow. Savvy? This music is from a Mission Impossible movie. I just love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpaVLFbPTKo

It's a famous song from Mardi Gras in New Orleans. They call it Iko Iko. (but I think it has many names)

[SnowedIn]

Beer is cheating.

On Moscato wine. And rum and Coke. And white Russians.

So, waste of time. And taste.

I give my beer to gerbils and lions.

[Gummy_Cluster]

wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh In the jungle, the mighty jungle... the gerbil sleeps tonight...

[SnowedIn]

My high school's girls a capella group was named the Wimowehs. With those girls, no gerbils died, but lots of rabbits did.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I can only think of three people on this site that know what you're talking about. lol Those poor rabbits. That would actually make for a funny question, but no one would get it. (except the three of us) My next question is going to be about poison mushrooms, and how to get people to eat them. lol

[SnowedIn]

... and every one of those girls acted surprised too.

[Gummy_Cluster]

It's the watermelon seeds!

[SnowedIn]

... definitely seeds, that's for sure.

[Gummy_Cluster]

My mushroom question is locked and loaded. 3.5 hours to go.

[connemara_crocodile]

I have many weird fetishes that can't escape my head or I'll be in trouble 🤣

[Dargil]

That's when we really start wearing tin foil hats. Not just Qanon.

[exitseven]

Yes, I often think that it is a good thing my wife cannot read my mind.

[Gummy_Cluster]

X-7 I'm out of questions, but I keep a list for future questions. One is going to be about white lies.

When a wife asks her husband if these pants make her ass look fat, the husband has two choices.

1. A life of celibacy.
2. A white lie

You know I'm right. And Fleetwood Mac sang a song about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0



Life isn't nearly as complicated as people on this site make it out to be.

[Stevefiveo]

Lol, it would be an interesting world. Hey , maybe you will already know that your husband doesn't mind. ;)

[Gummy_Cluster]

Good point. Nothing wrong with a free beer! There was a bar where I used to live, and there was a big sign in the window.


I kept coming back the next day, but I was always a day too early.

[Stevefiveo]

Lol. Well hopefully you can mind read the sign so you will know when.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'm trying my best.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Alcohol tasty no thoughts head empty