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lolzzz. Any funny stories you guys wanna share about your boners anonymously? Or maybe you're brave enough to not do it anonymously.
This didn't happen to me, but it's too funny not to share.
So, a lot of the time when guys get an erection we flip it up into the waistband of our pants. It pretty much completely hides the erection. That is unless when you flip it up you accidentally pin your shirt between your penis and stomach.
I had a friend in high school have this happen to him. We were in class and he had to give a presentation. there were about 10 people in this class. He stood at a podium while speaking. But there was a second or two where we could see it before he got into position. But after he finished everyone could see it while he walked toward us. He quickly discovered this when we all started laughing. all of the guys in the room were in athletics together and had seen each other naked many times. So we didn't think much about it. But there was one girl, who I think had never seen a penis before, who was very startled.
the whole experience was really funny.
lol hahahah
My girlfriends sister sat on my lap in a full car once and when we started moving the motion in the car kept moving her around in my lap when I stated to get a bit turned on, she felt it and started to deliberately thrust up and down until I had a raging boner. It was a short journey so I had to get out with a throbbing boner which I managed to cover with my coat. She just gave me a smile and never mentioned it. From then on she'd always brush past me when No one was looking and try to get me aroused, which she did manage. thank God my gf never saw
My bf got one during the movies once
haha funny.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Got one hanging on the side of a friends pool, the water jet made me hard as a rock then him mom comes out and strikes up a conversation. Looking back on it I suspect she was using the jet for the same reason and her little talk with me was no accident.
when i was at the subway and some hot girl was sitting next to me
that happened a couple of times... but in fact i'd not mind if the boner drew her attention ;-)
I remember there was group of us playing baseball just me
and few friends i got boner it stood right out it was so hard
this girl noticed it and she laughed but a boner can happen
for no apparent reason. I got one in my sleep and my cousin
caught me playing with it oh thank goodness she's my third
cousin but she laughed too P
My gf and I were goofing around on the subway platform and um... it happened. It was difficult to hide in my suit pants anyway. Then we got on the train and it was packed body to body. My gf thought it was so funny. She was behind me still whispering in my ear and touching my backside. Every once in a while the woman in front of me would get jostled into it. I think she knew. I think she heard us but never said anything.
I was playing volleyball in the beach with some girls and I suddenly got super hard! I had to sit down quickly to hide it.
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