Well fortunately I don't have any embarrassing stories about the subject
But most of the time that I have a unwanted boner my boss or co-workers would call for something and I would be like "OK I'll be right there" and just set down and wait until it's a t least semi hard so I can hide it a little
But there's this one time that I was extremely horny and in the mood while at work so I decided to send a dick pic to my wife (she was at work so it was kinda risk and that add to the exciment lol)
So I sat down at my disck, unbuckle, push my boxers down and just pull it out (I was having a boner for like 15 minutes) and take the shot
After that I just pull up my boxers to cover my dick (my pants was still unzipped and dick was still hard too) and send the pic all of the sudden one of my female co-workers barged in to ask me something
My heart dropped but soon I realized that she can't see anything since she kept her distance and my disk was covering me waist down so we had a little chit chat all while my dick was hard inside my exposed pants
I was wearing basketball shorts one day in school and got this random boner. That's not uncommon, but then my teacher unexpectedly called me to the front. I'm pretty sure at half the class saw it and I heard some laughs
Awe, I’m so sorry that happened!
Everyone forgot after a couple days, it wasn't bad
My boyfriend got an erection in a Build A Bear once, that was kind of hilarious, I became a human shield whilst he readjusted and willed it away :P
I love that picture. I have about ten people I need to send it to asap. 😂
Here’s the link
i.pinimg.com/.../...22--banana-split-food-porn.jpg
Lol talk about being creative with your food, am I right?
It's just so hilarious because I showed my mom a picture of all black ice cream earlier which somehow led to a conversation about dick sundae and here we are now. 😂
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!In high school I was on the bus, but it was a really full day, and people were standing in the aisle. It was late spring and warm, and the bus got so full that the entire aisle was standing. I got in early so I had a seat, but it was adjacent to the aisle.
Well the girl standing next to me was wearing light pink spandex leggings, and short top. She was HOT.
Between the bumpy ride and checking out her curves, I suddenly became rock hard. I mean... teen hormone hard.
I casually put my hands over my lap to try to hide it.
Second to last stop before school... the bus driver asks to move back... can't... then he asks if people will sit on laps.
I suddenly look up at her, and she's already looking at me. She asks if she can sit on my lap.
At that moment, I experienced exactly what I wanted, yet exactly what I didn't want.
She then sat that lovely butt on my lap, and wham... I was harder than ever.
She sat for a second, then seemed to shift just slightly.. then one more time.
She not only felt my lump, but it was pulsating...
At this point the other kids shuffled on the bus closing the aisle... there was no going back.
She sat quietly while every bump and her closeness just almost made me cum.
When we got to school as soon as the aisle was open for her to take off, she did.
Years later after we graduated we had a good laugh about it.
Well there's a lot of stories lol. As a guy it can really just happen completely randomly sometimes. But I mean I've had it where I've been called to the front of the classroom in baskball shorts before.
Literally every time I get aroused at the pool which is a problem because it's hard to resist arousel with so many sexy women wearing next to nothing while soaked.
When I used to get one at PE.. let's just say hands are in the pockets lol.
There's been a lot of times. It happens so often but most of the time I can get it down before I need to get up in front of people.
It was freshman year in high school and we had pajama day. Naturally, I was wearing baggy pajama pants. Throughout the day, I got a few boners that were hard to hide. I'm not sure if anyone noticed (I was at a pretty small school), but at one point I was almost accidentally poking through my underwear and pants because of the giant fly (I was at my desk in the back of the room so I don't think anyone saw)
School is one of the worst places.. so many people. I’m sure no one noticed, or if they did, they forgot about it and went on with their day.
Yea, I'm definitely sure no one remembered, but it was still embarrassing in the moment haha
I've been in some situations where I was naked with a girl or several people, like skinny-dipping or just hanging out, like at a Rainbow gathering. Sometimes, if it was with just one girl, and I'd get a boner, she'd look away and start to look a little uptight. That's a little awkward. In a situation like a Rainbow gathering where there are a lot of people - many or even most naked or at least topless, it's usually not so bad because I probably won't get a boner - unless some cute naked girl starts a conversation with me. Then it's more embarrassing.
with erections being involutary most the time i have had them in many situations that would be deemed innappropriate but as i get older i tend to care less so now if i get an erection when at the beach orin a bar etc i dont even try to hide it anymore
Eighth grade was one continuous embarrassing boner story. A visible bra strap or a warm breeze could set it off. +1 for the graphic.
Haha thanks ;)
Mixed, public sauna would leave me dead. Luckily, it never happened.
Doctor's visit at the VA. Young woman doctor. Yah, way embarrassing. She had me lay on my side so she could slip a finger (or two?) into me, for a prostate check, I guess, and pop goes the weasel, I turn sit up hard and ready to go. I just smiled. So did she. Conversation regarding my health, etc., ensued, and the erection (and notice of it) dissipated. I jerked-off for years to that memory. Heck, I might tonight.
well, let's just say there's a reason I won't go nude on the nude beach... lol
had a few terrifying bus boners in my day but usually managed to hide them with a backpack or something
Oh I see
actually I just remember lol being in the theater, cuddling on a date, getting a seriously persistent one... anyone ever had this?
We were passing by a nursery school.
I saw some kids going inside. Then my peepee got hard
Sick fuck
I probably have more than I should but I’d take not say them all here. But you are welcome to pm me if you really want to here them.
no specific story just wen i was younger it would happen a lot and id get embarrassed like at school or at the beach etc but i learned quick not to be and to be confident about it
During P. E.
So many occasions... now I don't even bother hiding it... that just makes it more noticeable. If she looks down and sees, well... yeah, it's there and I'll just smile and carry on
That must’ve been painful to endure, but do you have any exciting stories to tell?
So many stories... ;-)
Aw don’t leave me in the dark!
Ok...
i dont have any, im glad
Um school
Lmao
Like the photo? ;)
Absolutely did you make that yourself? Can't stop laughing
Found it on the Internet, oh the amount of dick shaped food lol
in the bus next to a hot girl, in school, home getting horny with my sister's hot friends, sleeping in other places waking up hard. but the worst is at the beach.
At work once, during a meeting, my colleague was sitting opposite me and she was showing a nice cleavage, I go hard sitting there and had to make sure I'm the last one to leave the room
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