"Epic Advertising Fails" Part IIII More Business Name Blunders

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Quench your thirst — **Quench your** **thirst**

Did you "really" think I'd stop at 3? Why have a threesome, if you can have a foursome 😁😂

This is part 4 in the series of advertising blunders.

So here's even more business name blunders:

One time Camel toes welcome — **One time Camel toe's welcome**

"When in trouble, don't despair; Camel Tow will always be there".

"What better way to spend an evening with friends than to share Herpes Pizza".

One friend to another: "Have you had enough Herpes, or do you want more"?

"Whatever your needs, let HOOKER COCKRAM service you".

"Where better to play with your balls than at Sandy Balls"?( Balls not provided, so must have your own)

"Now serving all pussies and bitches.

There's no better place for all the care your pussies and bitches need."

"All meals served with a side of Pepto Bismol".(upset stomach, diarreah)

"Let us take care of all your curl up and dye needs".

"The best hang out for overly opinionated GaGers" 😁

"Put PMS to work for you, you won't be sorry, but might get bitchy".

"We deliver, so when you get that craving just call Anal Indian Take Away. We'll be there in a lickity split"

Hope you enjoyed all 4 takes

Thank you for reading♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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JackSmy Guru
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Laughing so hard I can hardly breathe!! LOL! Thanks so much for the laughs! A dear lady with a very similar sense of humor to my own!!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Aww thanks 😁
Dargil Master
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What was that, again?
OK. I will
Straight or gay owned?
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol I did see the kids exchange but didn't use cuz didn't want to seem like was promoting kid pedis. This is GaG and some people start trying for no reason lol
- Dargil
  +1 y
  I just tell them "Don't bother Virtue Signalling."
- Dargil
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  The double meaning was Kid Sex Change, but you knew that.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Well yeah but still stayed away from any kid sex humor period lol you always get one asshat with no sense of humor

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Lliam Master
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Where do you find this stuff? LOL
Camel Tow was obviously deliberate. Rednecks being clever.
Some of the others, though? Seriously, people.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😊😁 talented sexual deviant 😂😂 just did 5th and last mytake of the day, but... I'll be back (Arnold shwartzinager voice)
bluehen46 Xper 5
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If there was a hot girl at that anal indian restaurant i would have to have fund with her.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol 😁
SydneySentinel Guru
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Lol I see you've already been lectured on Roman Numerals... thanks for the entertaining posts!! There are some good business blunders in my town. I've seen Nice Package gift wrapping once as well.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  ,😂😂😂 that's epic 😂
arabgoddess Yoda
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Another hilarious take!! Way to go.. It's so entertaining ♥ ♥ ♥
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  ♥️♥️ thank you 🤗
blacklisted09 Xper 2
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Lmao that giant thirst and camel toe.. how can they mess it so bad or they do it intentionally?
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  🤷🏼‍♀️idk but think missed calling, I should be in advertising 😁😂
- blacklisted09
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  Lmao you should, tbh it's very funny to see this it can make someone's day 🤣😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol thanks ♥️ we all need a laugh right about now 🤷🏼‍♀️
Avicenna Master
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Hilarious!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Thanks 😊 and thanks for not pointing out the Roman numeral blunder, but this is a take about Blunders so 🤷🏼‍♀️ lmao
NineBreaker Yoda
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Camel Tow looks like it's deliberate.
Cycloanalysts is very clever.
Overall, this was a very funny take.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Thanks 😊 there's actually 4 in the series. 😁
TCredo Yoda
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lol... outstanding x4... I will add all of these to my road trip... minus the PMS one though :)

You've out done yourself here Toots... and here "everyone" is saying you are a prude... those folks really should follow you and they'll learn pretty damn quick lol :)
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol but I am 😇😇
- TCredo
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  lol yes and I have acres of ocean to sell you :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Oh I already bought some 😊
GreyWolf9000 Xper 5
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Anal.. Indian take away.. Got me 🤣🤣🤣
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Bet you waiting in a delivery as we speak 😅😂
- GreyWolf9000
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  🤣😆😆
Shark_61695 Yoda
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I've been to Sandy Balls. A long time ago.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Did you leave with Sandy Balls? 😁😂😂
- Shark_61695
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  It was a very long time ago... And don't worry about iiii, pretend it is a clock... or you are some french king or one of the many other theories proposed about why you see iiii in some places.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Well it is a take on blunders, so had to add my own 😁😂😂
MannMitAntworten Guru
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“IV” is “4”. :p Good post ;)
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  My bad.. Or could be there whiskeys bad 😊😁
- MannMitAntworten
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  Have some to share?
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Sure 😊
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- MannMitAntworten
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  Thanks :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Cheers 🥂
- MannMitAntworten
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  Sláinte!
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😊😁
- MannMitAntworten
  +1 y
  ;););)
worldscolide Master
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Too many fails here holy hell what were they thinking
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  I don't know but I'm thinking maybe I should get into advertising 😁😂
- worldscolide
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  Right!
Aakash_Hangargi Guru
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Going to take away food from Anal all the best for those who eat there😂😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂
WhereAmI Guru
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A lot of those are photoshopped.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Glad you enjoyed 😊
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  They weren't photoshopped not by me. Just type in funny product names or funny business names and watch what pops up
- WhereAmI
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  No, I know you didn't do it. There are plenty of people out there who would.
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- WhereAmI
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  There are plenty of obvious ones for example, a business would leave "Camel" lettering off-center from "Tow".
- WhereAmI
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  I also doubt a business would be approved of the name "Pussies and Bitches" and be allowed to hang a sign saying it. 😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Actually it really is a pet groomers in Kentucky
COMMODOREII Master
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I don't like getting sand in my suit. 😆
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Yeah cuz you might get Sandy Balls 😂😂
- COMMODOREII
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  😂😉
alance99 Guru
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You are killing it BBB 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Me or the whiskey 😇😁
- alance99
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  Lets just say whiskey is bringing best out of BBB
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Nah I never blame it on the alcohol 😁😂
simplelikeme Xper 7
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Omg...😂😂😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Whiskey soaked adled "brains"
malik_yashvardhan Xper 3
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Wow that's so hilarious
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol thank
msc545 Master
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ROFLMAO - where do you find these?
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  I frequent often lol jk on the net where else 😁😂
- msc545
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  We are taking your computer away...
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😦😢😭
Jude_Wills Yoda
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Pussies n Bitchers best one
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  😁😅😅
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