"Epic Advertising Fails" Product Bloopers And Blunders Part I

Brainsbeforebeauty Editor

They have TV Show bloopers and blunders, News Anchor bloopers and blunders. So I thought there should be a product name bloopers and blunders. This content is meant for entertainment only, so must have a sense of humor to proceed. 🙂

The first category is food and beverages:

Hmmm🤔 what catchy slogan should we use to get people to buy our product? How bout:

"Vegetarians might not"eat" meat but they can still "swallow balls".

Get your Nut Kiss today 💋 — **Get your "Nut Kiss" today 💋**

"Why have an ordinary kiss, when you can have a Nut Kiss? Satisfy your craving and try a Nut Kiss today."

"Make your mouth happy with a hard Dick Stick treat today. It'll be the best Dick Stick you've ever had, so wrap your lips around our tasty Dick Sticks.

Just like Grandmas — Just like Grandma's

"Tastes just the way you remember Grandma. If you don't believe it just ask Grandpa"😂

Best Vergina youll ever taste — **Best Vergina you'll ever taste**

"Drink it slow and savor every sip of this great tasting Vergina".

Woman in bar: " Bartender my Vergina is flat, I need a fresh one"😂

" Never worry about limp soggy noodles again. If you like your noodles more firm, try fagottini noodles today."

"A snack your kids will love, only they may want to play with them first"

Frustrated mother: "Johnny, stop playing with your Dingle Berries and just eat them already".

"To satisfy your crack craving. It's the best crack on the market today"

I hope you enjoyed this product bloopers and blunders. Stay tuned for more to cum. 🙂

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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simplelikeme Xper 7
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That's too funny...
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁 lol thanks. There's more to cum later 😂😂
- DaMack999
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  There's more to cum later lol helarious.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  @DaMack999 😁😁😂
msc545 Master
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I am considering a way to pay you back for this!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  What,,? They were funny 😊
CubaPirate Master
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LMFAO thanks for cheering me up
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁 glad you liked. Just posted part 2
Jude_Wills Yoda
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Nut kiss 😂 😂 Dick sticks awesome Hahaha
Vergina 🤔🤔🤔 is it still available in market 😂 😂?
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  I'm sure it is. It gets a good head on it 😂😂😂
- Jude_Wills
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  I will try to find after lock down 😂 😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂
Razal Guru
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Very funny
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol thanks don't know if you saw the others lol did 6 altogether lol boredom was real lmao
- Razal
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  I have seen all today. all very very funny.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😊 thank you 😁
jack_meoff Xper 5
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Holy fuck! Shrimp flavored crack? Yes please!!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂 check out part 2
Mrswright077 Xper 5
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂 lol thanks
12Maril7 Xper 2
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You're Velcro, and drains before duty.
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Anonymous
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That's amazing!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol thanks 🙂 more will be coming later 😁
- Opinion Owner
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  I would love to get some single berry's in my mouth
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂