Fornification Under Consent of Karen?

To stem the rise in non vanilla sex among unmarried couples and appease right wing religious voters, President Karen has introduced the F. U. C. K law. This new law makes it illegal to do anything but missionary, which must be executed quietly and with as little movement as possible.
Obviously this law wouldn't be popular with a lot of people so what would be the best method to ensure maximum compliance with the F. U. C. K law?
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  • My solution to the problem? Track down president Karen, lock her up in some stocks naked, and administer lots of rough anal. And let her know that because of all of the pent-up desires her law has caused, she will be required to give all of the frustrated men the release that they need.

    And if she starts whining to report me to the manager, I'll form a second line to use her mouth just as roughly. Ever thus to Karens.

    • I salute you.

    • Giggity

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  • lol... oh your mind is a wonderful thing. Ok... two thoughts:
    1) One day a month (or maybe a week) have anything goes days (like a diet cheat day thing) so on that day people can fuck however they want...
    and
    2) Assuming the law would be announced with some lead time - the gov't would pay all expenses associated with anyone that wanted to leave the country because of the law - thus the only people left would have decided to stay and be boring fucks :)

    I hesitate asking lol... but I probably should have to assess the risk/reward... what would the punishment be for non-compliance?

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  • Always wear a germ mask over your nose and mouth. Keep your clothes on and the lights off. No kissing or fondling. Have mandatory tracking devices that warn authorities of high blood pressure, sweat, heavy breathing and excess of physical movement. Limit your sexual activity to five minutes or less and a minimal number of encounters per month.
    Obey the law. It's for your own protection.

  • Fornification Under Consent of Karen?

    Yeah, this place is it bad.

  • She'd tell everyone how bad you are to your entire neighborhood through her window as your walking by 😭

  • who in their right mind would want to fuck a karen in the first place?

  • i sure hope that only is the case if written contractual consent is signed by both sexual partners and their parents too so there's not some rape happening.

  • This is crazy. 😄😂

  • Make it only on sundays at first, sex in this mode can be quite spiritual imhe,,,
    It's good to slow down now and again,,,

  • I don't understand?

  • I really dobt know need one joined lol

  • Lock the door, cover the windows, and say nothing about what happens. If she accuses you of anything then play dumb.

  • Oh god who is karen