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Friend's husband has a tomato fetish?

It's ruining their sex life because everytime he's near climaxing he has to fantasize about ketchup bottles or tomato farms. She looks through his phone only to see his browsing history and its usually "plumpy tomato" or "wild tomatoes xxx".. Also going grocery shopping is hard for them literally bc he has a raging boner when passing by the veggies aisle. It's starting to take a toll on their marriage for sure.


Is there anything she can do to help him out? I feel really bad for her. What are their options?
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My friend said he caught him carving a hole inside a tomato last night and he said he was just trying to do "art" but it's getting out of hand
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Most Helpful Guys

  • This sounds like a troll to me...
    However if it is an issue they should maybe see a relationship counselor?

    • Sherlock where's your hat?

  • She should paint herself red and make shitty tomato jokes. Let me ketch up dat cock

    • 😂😂😂😂

    • She did that once and he asked her to make tomato-y sounds. She just said tomatomatoma and he jizzed right away.

Most Helpful Girl

  • I don't know but yo, post up his "wild tomato xxx" link plis we need for science.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • She needs to indulge him. They should have fmt sex. Twice on Saturdays to hels him ketchup.

    • *help

  • Dont know... maybe try too bring tomatos in the sex life

  • Super funny. Thanks for the laugh.

  • Yea it's true I also suffer from wtf disorder ( wild tomatoes fetish). The best way to calm it is to dress up as a big red plump tomatoes and Whisper into his ears daddies home. Well that worked for me.

    • She did that and he said it's not like the real thing. He's desensitized after watching so much tomato porn.

    • Rip, some souls can never be saved..

  • Simple, she has to become the tomato in his eyes.

    • Welp, didn't see that coming. Did you guys hear about the race between the lettuce and tomato? The lettuce was a-head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

    • Not the time for jokes. He's literally trying to use tomatoes as a fleshlight.

    • there's something seriously wrong, no one can fix it. Found out why he has this deep passion for tomatoes and eliminate it.

  • WTF!

    • He violated their salads :(

    • This sounds fake

  • Did he pop her tomato yet?

    • Oh yeah long ago

  • Put tomato on the proper place.

  • GOOD IDEA

  • What the actual fuck

  • I don't see the problem other than a bitch who can't deal with a couple fucking tomato's

    • It's really emotionally difficult on my friend. Please stop being so harsh.

    • Your friend sounds like she needs to have her husband find her in the bedroom after work with some ketchup smeared around her arsehole and a cherry tomato being held in some pre lubed strange and some tomato slices covering her nipples for good measure if she wants to save her marrige

    • Ok look I'm sorry but honestly were all adults here the guy has a fetish u don't choose to like that who the fuck CHOOSES to like that , it's how the guy is and when u supress an urge it doesn't go away, it festers and grows and turns ugly and it gets out eventually. So it'll end if she can't accept him simple as a counter measure to getting a boner shopping is to play into his fantasy do what I said in the above comment, seriously it's weird but some people suspend their bodies with hooks in their skin while this is harmless weird but harmless if she allows his urges to be satisfied he won't outwardly fantasize in public. There an adult answer

  • Wtf I literally have no idea what to say

    • Let's just say family bbqs get real awkward once the salad gets passed around

    • This guy clearly has a mental problem. It's what happens when you watch too much porn.

  • No way in hell this is true

    • Google it

    • well tell your friend that her husbands retarded

  • THAT'S WILD

  • Wtfff lol

    • Be supportive

    • Naw im ok that is dumb af

  • Same.

    • You're also sexually attracted to tomatoes? Do you have any support group you're a part of or anything

    • No..

  • T H I C C S A U C E
    No idea what to do, I guess the wife has to dress up like a veggie?

    • She tried but he's addicted to tomato nudes

  • Lol wild

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