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No matter the skin color, belief or attitude, you’re never safe with these funny racist jokes. I will point out that I am neither racist or encourages acts of racism or racial violence of any sort. That said, many will find these racist jokes very funny. Remember that it’s all fun, have a laugh with your frinds.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
“Damn, I burnt one.”
What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
“Mommy, why am I melting?!”
Why don’t sharks eat black people?
They think it’s whale shit.
What’s more suspicious than a black man running?
A black man tiptoeing.
Why are asprins white?
Because they work!
Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”.
I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.
Why do black people make the best gynecologists?
Because they’re already used to big lips, kinky hair, and bad breath.
What do you call a good looking Pakistani?
Asif.
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
What do you call a Chinese man who likes to eat soup with chopsticks?
Yuan Dum Fuk
What’s the difference between a black man and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.
What’s the difference between dog shit and black person?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The Asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy’s turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.
What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit.
4 black men drive of a cliff in a old bentle what is the worst thing about it.
The worst thing is there are 5 seats.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
How u call a ringing mexican?
Taco “bell”.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What’s long, black and smelly?
The unemployment line.
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