Girls, do you actually know how long your boyfriend's penis is?

[Anonymous]

It seems odd that a girl would actually ask a guy, but maybe I am wrong.

[kaylaS91]

I know roughly how long it is but never actually measured it, nor has he. I think people get way too pre-occupied with the size of a guy's package. So long as it's not a micro-penis or something, a dick is a dick. Whatever my boyfriend's size, I know it works perfectly for me so that's what matters. :)

[funkipunk]

This is the perfect response. I want to believe this is how all women think

[ZergRush]

I know my husbands penis to the point where I would be able to identify it amongst a group of penises (not that I ever have or will ever have to) but I've never actually whipped out a tape measure for an exact reading...

[Anonymous]

Lol honestly, no. I mean I've asked and he answered but I'm fairly certain he may have stretched the truth a little. But that's okay :p

[Ihav2fart]

I don't even know how long my own penis is.

[bubble_tea]

that's what I'm here for 😆

[Ihav2fart]

@bubble_tea ohh really? ;O

[bubble_tea]

yup.. get ready and put it on the table.. I'll get the measuring tape

[Ihav2fart]

@bubble_tea too short doesn't reach the table.

[bubble_tea]

ok, just put it on the chair xD

[Ihav2fart]

@bubble_tea okay its on the chair!

[bubble_tea]

whoa, xdude1 will be green with envy..

[Ihav2fart]

@bubble_tea is that right? ;D

[bubble_tea]

you can bet yo sweet ass on it xD lol

[Ihav2fart]

@bubble_tea my sweet ass believes it! ^_^

[Ihav2fart]

@xdude1 how you know she's a midget?

[musicbrain5]

Yes, I know how long his penis is.

[xdude1]

How long?

[musicbrain5]

@xdude1: That's really not anyone's business.

[musicbrain5]

@xdude1: Why do you want to know anyways?

[xdude1]

You said you knew how long it is. Usually next question is how long. It is a penis size thread after all. Goes with the territory.

[musicbrain5]

@xdude1: Yeah that makes sense lol.

[xdude1]

I guess its a guy comparing thing that's all. Its what we do lol. Need not share if u don't want. Most of us are only average anyway

[bubble_tea]

yes, I do. I've measured it like three times.

[xdude1]

Did you forget twice or was he doing enlargement exercises?

[bubble_tea]

@xdude1 we forgot, because it's not so damn important. we just took the measurements to order new condoms.

[Ihav2fart]

was it bigger or smaller than you expected?

[bubble_tea]

@Ihav2fart honestly, I thought it was bigger than the numbers said, because it was so fucking huge to me lol I don't know why others even want bigger ones.

[Ihav2fart]

Hmmmmmm *dirty thoughts*

[MissPuertoRican94]

I know how long my boyfriend's penis is.

[xdude1]

How long is it?

[MissPuertoRican94]

8 inches.

[xdude1]

No its not.

[MissPuertoRican94]

How would you know? Because when I asked him he didn't know and I told him to measure it in front of me.

[xdude1]

Did he measure from the top or underneath?

[MissPuertoRican94]

Underneath

[xdude1]

Aha!! He cheated! When you measure from underneath you can add a couple of inches on. You're supposed to measure on top. Subtract 2 inches!

[MissPuertoRican94]

Okay. Lol. Honestly I don't care about the sizes.

[Tractorbeam]

Underneath is cheating. I get 8" on top.

[plain_table]

I have no idea, but I am happy and satisfied with it. :)

[SnowHearth]

I know the size.

[xdude1]

What size is it?

[Anonymous]

I don't know. I just know it's a good size for me. Maybe around 6 inches or something I don't know.

[xdude1]

Thats normal.

[Opinion Owner]

Yea that's why I guessed it was that lol. I really don't know how long he is. I remember we did measure it for fun one day because we were measuring something else, but that was years ago so I forget.