My boyfriend has a nickname. "Shorty." When he was in the navy, they sailed into Hong Kong, and he got a tattoo on his ding-a-ling, that says "Shorty". Well, I live in a small town and word travels fast. Women ask me why I would date him. I just tell them that when I kiss his neck, his tattoo says "Shorty's Bar and Grill Albuquerque New Mexico Open till midnight." What does it mean?
(I'm sure this will be deleted within the hour, because it's not about pegging)
I don't think Shorty's is that short. If he can have tattooed Shorty's bar and grill Albuquerque New Mexico on it.
Nah, it's an old joke that my boss told me. I might tell another one of his jokes, but I'm not sure the people here will get it. lol
I thoght it said Shorty Rabinowitz's kosher Delicatessen and massage emporium.
Awesome as usual. I bow to the master. I can't believe how many dumb people are on this site. There was a young lady who begat... Three kids named, Nat, Pat & Tat... The breeding was swell, but the feeding was hell, when she found there was no tit for tat. I swear to God, half of the people on here wouldn't get that was a joke. lol They would challenge me and call me stupid. They would say that women only had two breasts. X-7, haven't you ever just stared at a question, holding your head with both hands, and wondered how these people tie their shoes?
hahahahahaa yes it is frightening the stuff people think of.
Thanks for the MHO😎
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Seems like the kind of joke that grows on you.
Most of my jokes are posted for your pal, Mr. Snow. We keep each other laughing. He knows about my gerbil problems. Gerbils are people, but most humans don't respect them. I've posted about my dolphin and my hamster, but most people aren't as smartly as us. I've posted about deer crossing signs, and why in the heck they give deer permission to cross in dangerous areas. I haven't posted about my possum question. I was watching TV, and I heard some scratching sounds outside. A possum crawled on my porch and jumped in my garbage can. They look ferocious and have teeth like a barracuda. I grabbed my broom and poked him with the handle. I'm not positive, but I think I made him cry. Shit. I went inside and made him a peanut butter sandwich. Once he had his fill, I tipped the can over and he went on his merry way. I'm kind of a bad-ass, up until the time the possums start to cry. I've posted before about my pet skunk, Maxine.
I'm 0% surprised when he gets them and I'm left in the dust; he's a sharp customer, I'll yell you that. You're still associated with the double agent STURGEON? I'm telling you, ya can't trust a word that comes out of his blowhole. Also, I had no idea you were a native Australian! I'm sorry to hear that. However, he did tip the can, I hope it was at least 15% for that kind of service. Any less and it would be rude.
I'm American, and I thought you guys were pals.
Gummy, I sure hope he got the tattoo on the Kowloon side of the harbor. (Sorry, harbour for all of our friend's who speak the Queen's English. Is it the King's English now? I think I'm confused.) Anyway: hope that tattoo was in Kowloon. Otherwise he paid too much.
Always loved when we came back onboard the ship. Certain of my shipmates had enjoyed the company of locals. (Men and women. My shipmates were not often discriminating. No gerbils though.) There was always a line outside Medical to obtain shots. Yes, some of them directly into that body part.
It's an actual crime why you're not a novel writer. lol You have a gift.
It means he's sprung!
Perhaps.
Isn’t it “open all day” so there is the ‘y’? Sorry to ruin the joke.
The good news is that this is the last joke you will ruin for me. I used to like you, but that wore off.
Sort of like the Wendy’s joke in Jamaica!
😂😂😂 your very funny 😂😂
It's a joke my boss told me. He has a million jokes.
Really Gummy_Cluster. I was just laughing at this whole shorty thing.
That was my intent.
and is he shorty down there?
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