Girls, ever placed a takeout order while you were getting fucked? lol! Guys, ever fucked a girl while she was putting in an order?

That was not easy! I just ordered a family chicken tenders meal with fries and 3 kinds of sauces and I struggled through it. Lmao
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  • I've ordered and my girlfriend ordered before. From experience, far harder for women, I'm quite quiet during sex unless she's really tight. My girlfriend has said that she's ordering while getting a massage, but we all know what kinda massage she's getting 😏

    Girls, ever placed a takeout order while you were getting fucked? lol! Guys, ever fucked a girl while she was putting in an order?
    • Omg! I love it. Lol

    • I thought you would.

    • Thanks for the MHO 😊

  • "I want an order of fried r-AYYEEEE-ce.) gasp gasp "And pork [grunt] chow [grunt] mein. Yes, pork! Oh! Pork me! GIVE that pork, baby!" groaning "And give me beef in my clam sauce? I mean, beef... clam... sauce. Oh my God!"

    • Omg! 🤣🤣🤣

    • Thanks for the MHO, loves2learn. LOL

Most Helpful Girls

  • Definitely can't think about food while doing that but definitely placed an order and then fucked while waiting. Hope like hell you finish before they arrive

    • Ever answered the door to the delivery guy naked?

    • I have in my underwear. Definitely not naked, that would probably be verging on sexual harassment.

    • I answer braless all the time! Sometimes they stare.

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  • Where's the beef lmao 😂

    https://youtu.be/U80ebi4AKgs
    • 🤣🤣🤣 I love it

    • OMG that was so long ago.

    • Yup I know one of favs so many moons ago I love it too 😎

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  • No while order, but I have has sex with a girl while she was taking with her mother on the phone. I've done that more than once.

  • You must not have been getting anything out of it then. Kind of just like lying there and letting him do his thing while you were on the phone.

  • 😂🤣😂 that's awesome! My takeout order would've ended up completely wrong if I tried this lol!!

    • The only thing I effed up was one of my sauces! 🤣 Damn I’m good.

    • Hahaha damn girl that is good!! 🙌

  • Did you tell them you were preparing the special sauce at home! LOL

    • I should have!

  • While in flagrante delicto, I never got an order like "Faster! Harder! Give me some chicken!"

    I did get an order like "Faster! Harder! Give me the sausage!"

    • Lol! I love it. 🤣

  • Lol no but sounds like I'll have to try haha.

  • I must admit, I'm loving your sexual playfulness in marriage that I only remember in the youthful beginnings of my relationships of the past.

  • I've been fucked while he placed a room service order lol and my moaning didn't stop at all it probably got louder

    • Kinky, I like it 😈

    • It was very sexy lol

  • No but my dad called once he didn't know if you touch any button it automatically answers it..

    • Lmao. Whoops.

  • That is amazing!!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳
    If I was getting a bj while ordering food! I don't think I could do it but I'd totally want to do that challenge!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I don't know how you did it! But you deserve applause! 👏

  • I don’t think I could concentrate enough to actually order what I wanted to be honest. I’ve had the guy do it before though

    • It was tough but I did it lol

    • Congrats!

  • Couldn't it have waited? Or was the sex that boring?

  • No, sorry to say !!!

  • Chinese food within 5 minutes I have a Kick Scooter and while I was banging my son's mother back in the day and a very attractive woman answer the phone make me harder my son's mother was taking a van taxi back to her house I was able to go to that Chinese place grab the food while looking at the pretty young lady and wearing gym shorts and I was Dripping came back we ate the food and the taxi arrived on time oh and we both came I think it took me three minutes to blast-off.

    Girls, ever placed a takeout order while you were getting fucked? lol! Guys, ever fucked a girl while she was putting in an order?
  • Mmmhmmm

    • How did that turn out

    • @Bklynbadboy12 they forgot my duck sauce lol

    • 🤣 Damn duck sauce!

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  • Nah but I'd like to dry it.

    • Try*

  • I wouldn't. Watching TV behind me is one thing, br being on the phone hardly screams that she's into it. I'd stop

  • Surely not, and by the way, I could not speak coherently ging the order.

    • *giving

    • Lol. You couldn't even speak coherently writing it. 😅

    • @Jamie05rhs :). :)

  • Oddly enough it has never happened. We don't get takeout much anyway.

  • That sounds hot, but no, I haven't tried that yet

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