We guys are at a disadvantage when it comes to faking an orgasm. A girl can easily fake an orgasm, since there are no definitive outward signs, for anything sexual going on. Just watch Meg Ryan in the infamous diner scene in "When Harry Met Sally".
We guys can only fake it during intercourse. It's impossible to fake an orgasm during a hand job or blow job because there would be no ejaculation.
I did fake an orgasm... once... with a woman I was dating. I just got tired and was pretty sure I wouldn't cum, and I wanted her to cum, so I faked it with a few strong thrusts and a couple grunts, pulled out and then went down on her, licking and fingering until she came.
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So do you have some kind of mayo packet squirt gun hidden or something? I don't understand how it would be possible to fake jizzing... Why would you even want to fake it? Sounds like a huge hassle, and she would definitely catch on...
0 0 0 0You doon't hhave to squiirt annything, just makke the noises you uusally make when you''re cumming. Maybe she's horny and you have a headache so, you just wanna go through the motions to help get her off. Maybe she's got you tied to the bed and is forcing you fuck her so, you pretend you're done just to get her off you..
Yeah... so if she's actually fucking me, holding it in is kind of impossible... plus women can feel when a guy squirts in her. I mean maybe she won't feel it if she bothers to put a condom on it, but those are transparent.. so the ruse won't last very long...
There's nothing to hold in. You just get tired of fucking after a while and, to keep her from thinking she's not good as sex, you just pretend she made you cum in her. Sometimes, a guy only squirts a few drops that she wouldn't even feel, One time, I was dry-humping a girl and, when we were done, she assumed that I came in my underwear and suggested I go clean up. But, there was nothing to clean! I never came. I just pretended I did.
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1 9Wouldn’t be the first time. Once you have converted to Orgasmic Machine… It’s hard to clock out and have your own.
0 0 0 0Difficult for a guy to fake it. Not sure I could
0 0 0 0Never have.
1 0 0 0can't do it, even if I tried
1 0 0 0Nope, never!
0 1 0 0I have never tried to fake it. I like the feeling when I finish
1 0 0 0Me, too but, sometimes you might get involved with a girl that you're JUST NOT feeling it, with and, after a good 20 - 30 minutes of banging away at her, you just decide to throw in the towel and pretend she made you cum.
I have.
1 0 0 0Yes I have
0 0 0 0No. We don't use condoms, so she'd be able to tell easily.
0 0 0 0Maybe once when I was tired from doing it for so long and couldn’t cum but she did but other than that I wouldn’t have a reason to or want to
0 0 0 0That's what I'm talking about. Either that or, she's just not someone you want to risk getting knocked up so, you just pretend to go through with it.
Yeah they usually notice if you came inside them or not but precum can still get them pregnant
Only if yo let it get that far.
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