Girls, I am pumped. I am into this bridesmaid for this weekends wedding and she’s into me. How can I play this to seal the deal to get laid?

[Anonymous]

[LKJYissue]

Tell her that your nipples are hardened by your raging testosterone and you’re still very emotionally attached to your mother and that you can’t wait to mate with her. Then tell her the bride is slightly prettier than she is so she’ll feel she has to have sex with you to be hotter. Recite to her poetry loudly during the vows. Then, at the reception, keep dropping tic tacs in her drink.

this will seal the deal.

[Exterminatore]

Fortunately you will be at a wedding. Weddings put girls in the mood for romance more than any other occasion. Therefore you don’t really need to do much but show up and mingle.

[Asker]

So it’s very true. At weddings girls tend to feel much more frisky?

[Exterminatore]

Absolutely.

[Asker]

Why do you think that is?

[Exterminatore]

Good question. Probably a variety of factors. The atmosphere is fun and there will be alcohol for starters. Dancing and alcohol certainly do put most people in the mood. Typically everyone is in a good mood. Typically women love commitment, so the single ones are probably slightly jealous this isn’t their wedding day. Women compete with each other over everything. I think they also are fantasizing about their day. Being they are single they are also in competition for all datable single men with each other. At a wedding it’s obvious who’s single or not. I think the whole affair stirs their emotions. Not to mention everyone is dressed up and looking their best which also helps set the mood. Lastly women like status. A groomsman who checks all the boxes for a girl has a measure of status, at least for that day because they are in the wedding. All I can say is having been around the track a few times in life I know weddings typically = getting laid for those who are so inclined.

[Asker]

I never thought it was that easy but I have also noticed that it is

[Exterminatore]

How did it turn out for you at the wedding?

[summiter]

Just make sure you have a lot of condoms with you!

[rachel776]

you are at a wedding you will get laid

[Asker]

Can’t wait. She is gorgeous too.

[WyeBye]

How do you know that

[In_Trance]

If you're asking questions now, there's no way you'll get laid

[Asker]

Why are girls more frisky at weddings?

[Thot_Stomper]

If she's already into you you don't need our help

[Asker]

Think I got a chance. The groom said “she can’t WAIT to meet me”

[WyeBye]

Did it happen yet?

[Asker]

It is today, I am nervous. What should my pickup line be?

[Asker]

Update. We did have sex. Doggy as a matter a fact. I got her number. This will not be the last time I will tell you that. It was everything I could have imagined.

[Anonymous]

Ask her to meet you in the men's restroom, lol.