Girls if you fit at least 5 of these points on the list, you will be alone for quite a while

Girls if you fit at least 5 of these points on the list, you will be alone for quite a while

1. You joined GAG because

A. you don't know how to get a guy's attention

B. Want to know why a guy is ignoring you/pushing you away/ doesn't like you

C. Because any other negative reasons,I mean, you joined GAG, isn't that enough?

2. Everyone around you is having a lot of sex and you've never even had your first kiss

Sad but true

3. The number of dating sites you joined exceeds the amount of 3

More like 2 lol

4. You don't know any guys with the same interests as you

No one cares about what you are into

5. You've had "long distance boyfriends" that no one took seriously

lol and they only last like a month

6. You stalk your old crushes online still

Facebook, Instagram etc

7. You listen to boyfriend audio role-plays a lot

Youtube, soundcloud, Literotica, you name it sister

8. You masterbate a lot

9. You can't be around couples any more

You kind of just... avoid it or walk away. Even if they're your friends...

10. You pretend sex grosses you out so no one questions about your sex life

Eww! Porn is gross! Eww! They had sex? EWW! Why would they show that on TV?!

11. Kissing noises irritate you

I've yelled at my sister and her boyfriend once...

12. You third wheel more than the ratio of guys in your contacts

Or you simply just third wheel more than the amounts of dates you've ever been on (0)

13. You've cried yourself to sleep due to your lack of attractiveness

WHY CAN'T HE JUST WANT ME?! WHY?!!!

14. You are still listening to the same love songs you've listened to since you were like 12

You know,about rejection,finding someone like you, etc.

15. You say "I'm not the dating type" when someone asks you about boys/guys/men

Because you can't just say "oh no, I'm actually desperate"

16. You begin to wonder if you are actually a lesbain

Hmm..maybe that's why I can't get a guy..

17. You've came to reality with yourself a few times acknowledging the fact you are actually desperate

Yep.

18. You harm yourself for a guys attention

starving, cutting skin bleaching...

19. You don't even know you're sexuality

lesbain...bi...straight...you won't know really if you don't get to experiment

20. You are reading this

You are Reading this and realize that at least one of these relates to you.

I am not a love expert so don't take this too seriously but.... Maybe you should consider lol

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  • Lmao... as funny as it is. This is mean in an insensitive asshole type of way. Exactly the type of thing I would have said under different circumstances. There are a lot of guys that would fit that too.
    That being said, relationships are daunting especially if you never grew up able to witness a healthy one and you question everything that you think as to its validity. Thus the whole purpose of gag, to set those insecurities to rest so you can have the confidence to succeed.
    Some of us are leaders but there are more followers so it is up to us to lead, answer and point the way.

    • You are Right. And nope I've never witnessed a healthy relationship... those exist? 0-0 I thought they all crash and burn down in time anyway. That's why divorce rates are up 40% lol

    • 40% is pretty good odds if you ask me lol

    • You think so? ^∆^

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  • It was so funny lol.